Get fit or die trying or some shit…

In a world of lazy fucking bitches who sit on their lazy asses and get paid for posting a half assed nude, while some dude sexts on their behalf to the autistic retard fans they’ve managed to rook into their evil fucking exploitative trap….there are a lot of fat girls out there…..obviously we blame the body positivity movement which really was a guarantee win as every fat girl out there would hop on board to the campaign, making it their own, amplifying it and ruining a generation of girls by not let them feel like shit for being fat, to motivate them to not get fat……and the funniest thing about the body positivity movement is that these fat empowered girls photoshop themselves to be less fat and when they actually lose weight, since no one likes being fat, they get shunned by the petty and miserable fat girl community that is a reminder that MISERY ENJOYS COMPANY….

But yeah, despite all the fat propaganda, bitches know they look, feel and fuck better when fit, so this is our shout out to the fit girls out there for being hotter than fat chicks, and a reminder to fat chicks that they can drop the fat girl donut and start excercising their way to true feeling good, feeling happy, and being an actual positive role model for the young fat girls out there to get less fat and live longer.

Point of the story, fit bitches, fitness girls, are better and can ride you while kicking your ass, so you can be the fat one in the bed, the way nature intended….because two fats don’t make a right, but they do break beds while trying to find each other’s genitals for some fishy, musky friction….

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Stay fit ladies….

It’s the only way to truly capitalize on everything this life has to offer and be as hot as you possibly can for as long as you possibly can….. otherwise, you’ll just come across as a lazy piece of shit, not just waiting to die, but trying to die, which I’d say has worked well for me, but well is a relative term, that could really mean anything….near homeless, broke, fat wife….but it’s been jokes which is something……but arguably better if I was fit…..and a chick…..maybe this is my transitioning origin story cuz fit bitches got it easy….

Point of the story, normalize girls who workout instead of the fatty walmart shopper looking bitches they are calling “Models” now.

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I avoid social media, I just think it’s demonic, evil, trash that has ruined humanity, which we could argue was always ruined, but is worse now that we have to see every thirsty fuck trying to get ahead……

There is a whole trend, or there was a trend in celebrating fatness, because people were fat, so you have to show them other fat people, to make them feel good about being fat, so that they buy your products to try to be less miserable, not realizing they are miserable because they are fat….

Now they all edit themselves into being a hot version of themselves, because they know that ugly and average looking girls don’t actually belong in the mix, and this whole faking it is just faking it…because people like HOT things….not gross things that want to be treated like hot things because that’s the fair thing to do.

I choose to celebrate people who aren’t lazy, who work out, who take care of themselves, even if their starving themselves is killing them, because nothing tastes as good as skinny feels or whatever….

So I think ignoring the fatties, because we know they are lying and don’t believe they are hot, is the way to live a good life.

The other way, is to watch hot chicks doing fitness, showing off what fitness does to them, encouraging them to keep it up, because their quality of life, ability to ride a dick for longer periods of time, and overall health and wellness, mental health and wellness, is better cuz they are fat fucks slowly killing themselves.

SO choose fitnes, or fit girls, so fatties can get put back in their place, alone at home behind a pizza box watching ROM COMs hoping to one day try sex…..because they know, like we know, that they are vile.

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Ladies….Stay Fit, otherwise you’ll rot, and even if people fuck you when you’re fat and disgusting, doesn’t mean they really want to or that you were top choice…..

Better, more superficial people will fuck you when you’re fit which means you can probably land a good job or lifestyle because of it…

You won’t go through life needing two seats on the bus, being unable to walk up stairs without being winded, being unable to get off the couch without being winded, even when inspired and motivated by the cake in the fridge…..you know fat person depressing shit.

You won’t die prematurely by preventable things…..

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY…..you won’t be a fat fuck…..

These are fitness girls to inspire ladies to stay fit, so fat fucks like us can worry about getting rich, so that you’ll fuck us. DEAL.

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I don’t go to gyms for fear of cumming myself while staring at bitches who workout in their slutty outfits doing their slutty fitness poses, so you can blame the hot girls at the gyms for my lack of fitness….diabetes and overall terrible health…

You see, fitness leads to a healthier diet and a healthier life filled with all the minerals, nutrients, sleep you want….and you look better when you do it….

But when you’re a pervert who can’t stop masturbating whenever you see a girl in fitness gear, not even in a deep squat pose, I mean she can be at the grocery store, laundromat, loading her car with garden supplies, painting her picket fence….and still worthy of a good old fashion public jerk off….you know your limits.

Luckily, the hotter bodied, muscle toned, better fucks than the fat bitches I posted earlier, don’t let their fitness for hotness go to waste, they push that shit, market that shit and promote it so hard that you an jerk off to it from the privacy of your home….

I know, where’s the fun, the adventure, the excitement in that…right….well, it’ll have to do.

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Do you even lift bro?

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Get Fit or die trying…

I like to offset the no fat chicks allowed post that I posted earlier with girls who don’t subscribe to the be fat, use a filter, have a fake ass body for social media because none of these people will ever meet you in real life, until you go viral and have to make public appearances that let everyone know you’re a fucking liar, so instead of staying fat, you turn to fitness and starving yourself like the good old days, because even the fatties know they are disgusting when they pretend they aren’t, that’s why they photoshop themselves…

They say trust the science, but never tell you the right science to trust, because the science they want you to follow makes you sick, when the real science of not eating shit, sugar, chemicals and working out gives you a good quality of life, energy to know they are trying to kill you off, or turn you into a slave…

Fitness gives you strength, energy, quality of life, and help you survive chronic illness pandemics, apocalypses and if you’re too lazy to get fit, find a fit girl who sees you as a project and let her know the only fitness you do is watching her squat on your dick with vigor and excitement cuz she’s all high on endorphines….

Here’s some slutty fitness girls with their SWOLE on, all high testosteroned after their workout, not in a tranny way, but in a wanting to get fucked way…at least that’s how I read these things when I get hard watching strangers do fitness in their fitness outfits….RACY….

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This is a post designed to celebrate and eroticize the whole being fit thing, so that some of these lazy bitches out there realize that fitness is hotter than fatness and if they’re going to get naked on the internet like all the other girls, they should do it as fit chicks and not fat chicks, it’s not very complex of a concept really, fitness is better always, even when there’s a little too much fitness and her clit turns into a mini-dick that you’ll be forced to jerk off like it was your dads….with your mouth…..I know you want those memories behind you…..but I just keep bringing them up…

Anyway, stop normalizing fatties, start making fitness part of everyone’s life, so going to walmart looks and smells better..

It’s the responsible thing to do people….

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It’s a known fact that fitness makes you healthier, happier, hotter, better in bed, better in life, disciplined, energized….less prone to being a loser on anti-depressants who sit on their fat asses eating chips and cake as they mindlessly watch the TV tell them things through shitty fucking programming….

Then there’s the whole COVID thing that most people are probably over, because they haven’t unleashed the heavy duty version to kill everyone off, it’s been COVID lite to date, but we can all eagerly await what the future brings…

But yeah, in the whole COVID thing, we’ve seen a bunch of unhealthy people deny healthy things like fitness…..even though all studies said fitness will save you….not good enough for the lazy….thy prefer simpler solutions like triple masks and vaccines that don’t work.

There was also a whole propaganda campaign against fitness at the time of COVID, probably calling fitness extremist or racist, BIGOTS…..

While really, fitness should be the only thing that matters, but they don’t want any of that…..

Luckily, thse girls are doing fitness shit, being fit, for a better tomorrow and it looks a lot better than sloppy fucking sick people waiting for their premature death while being scared of death….nothing some anti depressants and sugar won’t fix….

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Stay fit bitches…

This is my weekly celebration of fit sluts being fit, or showing off their fitness in various slutty ways, to get the message out there that fit ladies are hotter than fat, sloth, pig bitches….their lives better, their asses better, their cardio better, their ability to bounce on a dick better…they put all fat chicks to fucking shame and as a no fat chicks allowed activist…we need to stick to our guns and push the health agenda that they’re trying to destroy by normalizing the premature death alternative because they don’t want to pay for your retirement fools…THEY want you dead….not mooching…and the fastest way to that is tell dumb lazy fucks being fat is cool so they don’t try getting fit, but instead try to eat as many slices of pizza in one sitting…..but not these girls, they know fit is better.

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