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2022

07

Sep

Workout Wednesday of the Day

In a world of lazy fat fucks turning into these grey skinned monsters who yell at us about how to live our lives, whether it’s with their masks, or vaccines or their false fear of dying, that if they really were scared of dying, would mean they’d hit the fucking gym and not take experimental medications, but the truth is they are just too fucking lazy to do that, so it is the easier option, but not too lazy to keep their damn mouths shut when sitting in their own shitty stench eating their junk food, because misery enjoys company and misery for whatever reason, I blame the anti-cyber-bully movement, is what all the corporations pander to, instead of ignoring them – THE WAY nature intended!

The point is as more and more people get fatter and fatter and whine more and more about how they are victimized, or victims of the system, rocking their anti-depressants while still being depressing as fuck, the hotter girls who go the gym are, it’s like they know, like we all know, that being fit is fucking hot, which is why all the woke libtards we all hate are the sloppiest looking pussy around and all the right wingers are hot chicks who hunt, not that libtards or right wingers are all that different, they are both slaves being manipulated by the people at the top of their respected ideologies, two sides of one evil coin, but I’ll choose the side with the hot chicks and you should to!

Now get to the gym to jerk off in the shower after convincing them you’re trans, because if we have to live under the restrictive libtards, we might as well make it work for us by tranny baiting that leads to MASTURBATING!

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2022

31

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Stay fit motherfuckers!u k

To offset the fat fuck post I did earlier, because I actually find fat people repulsive, including myself, who is a fat person and repulsive, so i can fucking shame whoever the fuck I want in my tribe, because I know first hand that big is not beautiful, healthy or impressive and saying that is any of those things is just pandering to idiots, like telling a retard he’s smart because he didn’t eat his own feces at day camp, when the other people half his age don’t eat their own feces because they aren’t fucking retards and know better!

You get what I am saying, and that is that fitness is hot, it looks better, it fucks better, it tastes better, it smells better, it’s just healthier, more desirable, and settling for anything less, LIKE I HAVE done, is selling yourself short!

You should fame fat girls in your life, tell them to get fit, because they’ll thank you for it if they commit, sometimes BULLYING works, and the way to do that is to jerk off to fit girls and let them know about it, tell the next fatty that you’d bang her if she lost 50 pounds, the more people who do that, the more they’ll take the hint or crawl back and hide in their cake filled holes!

Either way, these fit girls are inspiring, me, to transition so that I can go join a gym as a woman and jerk off to them in the shower, but unfortunately, I think fat girls are the majority of the bitches showering at the gym! FuCK! FOILED AGAIN!

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2022

24

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

American girls get bad press because the majority of the population are fat fucks, but those fat fucks were ugly to begin with, so who gives a fuck whether they are fat or not, they’re a write off, useless to all of us, and even if they got fit, they’d be fucking sloppy skinned trolls that you wouldn’t want to see naked even if you could say “at least they are not fat”. It’s likely a very small population of hot chicks that got fat and lazy thanks to SSRI despression, augmented reality filters, photoshop and overall overeating!

The truth is, American girls, at least the hot ones on instagram are still starve themselves, work the fuck out, wear the bike shorts and sports bras, so that they look good on TikTok, thanks to growing up playing sports, or doing Track or Whatever! So the normalizing of fat doesn’t apply to everyone, some people still go to the gym for that better look, better life, and luckily, since we don’t go to the gym, they upload their gains in a “We’re not fat chicks, we’re fit chicks” kind of way, and that alone is hot enough to join a gym for masturbation purposes, if you don’t fear all that vaccine shedding! It’s almost enough to transition to female, to identify as female, to get access to the women’s lockerroom to see them shower like they were in Debbie Does Dallas, the gym shower, a 40 year fetish of mine!

Either way, here’s some fit bitches being fit, staying fit, and it’s better than fat!

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2022

17

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

There’s really no debate that workout girls, at least moderate workout girls are hotter than fat chicks. Even moderately fat chicks.

Sure, the terrifying workout girls who end up with dick clits bigger than your dick from being charged up on testosterone, and not in a tranny trying to transition kind of way, but an overly fit body building kind of way, you know, the extreme fit, too fit to consider a woman fit, is not the workout girls I am talking about, but they are still pretty impressive for putting effort into their health and wellness, while fat girls just sit around complaining, eating, being lazy, being disgusting.

The fact is that fitness is a better less miserable more fulfilling life, so if you’re too lazy to try to get fit, like I am, there are amble fit girls to be inspired by, and I’ll promote anything that shuns fatties for their lazy propaganda they push, because they’re trying to kill people, they want you eating shit, feeling like shit, living shit, so that you don’t thrive.

So yeah, hot fit bodies are a fucking win, even when they’re not all that hot and too fit, because AT LEAST THEY aren’t like the majority, dumpy as shit, plus they can bounce on your dick, while gripping your dick, in athletic ways you can only imagine……because you’ve only fucked fat girls and don’t even know if you’ve actually penetrated them because their hole’s too deep.

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2022

10

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I don’t know if workout girls have higher sex drives or wetter pussies than fat girls, because fat girls can be pretty fucking greasy and horny, plus the whole healthier the girl is, the more likely she is to get knocked up and want to keep it, you know, not all too fat, too barren, too lazy to raise a kid because getting off the couch is hard enough, but I do know that workout girls are dramatically hotter, more energized, more of a vibe, less of a medical emergency, probably more fun and less Victimized and angry at the world for being fat, plus they can bounce on dick with more stamina, excitement and Vigor. CrossFit high intensity workout on this micro penis buried in my gunt, cuz I’m too fat and lazy to workout, so I have you do it for me, since fat on fat sex crimes don’t work, they break beds and souls and wills to live.

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2022

03

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Get fit or die trying or some shit…

In a world of lazy fucking bitches who sit on their lazy asses and get paid for posting a half assed nude, while some dude sexts on their behalf to the autistic retard fans they’ve managed to rook into their evil fucking exploitative trap….there are a lot of fat girls out there…..obviously we blame the body positivity movement which really was a guarantee win as every fat girl out there would hop on board to the campaign, making it their own, amplifying it and ruining a generation of girls by not let them feel like shit for being fat, to motivate them to not get fat……and the funniest thing about the body positivity movement is that these fat empowered girls photoshop themselves to be less fat and when they actually lose weight, since no one likes being fat, they get shunned by the petty and miserable fat girl community that is a reminder that MISERY ENJOYS COMPANY….

But yeah, despite all the fat propaganda, bitches know they look, feel and fuck better when fit, so this is our shout out to the fit girls out there for being hotter than fat chicks, and a reminder to fat chicks that they can drop the fat girl donut and start excercising their way to true feeling good, feeling happy, and being an actual positive role model for the young fat girls out there to get less fat and live longer.

Point of the story, fit bitches, fitness girls, are better and can ride you while kicking your ass, so you can be the fat one in the bed, the way nature intended….because two fats don’t make a right, but they do break beds while trying to find each other’s genitals for some fishy, musky friction….

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2022

27

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Stay fit ladies….

It’s the only way to truly capitalize on everything this life has to offer and be as hot as you possibly can for as long as you possibly can….. otherwise, you’ll just come across as a lazy piece of shit, not just waiting to die, but trying to die, which I’d say has worked well for me, but well is a relative term, that could really mean anything….near homeless, broke, fat wife….but it’s been jokes which is something……but arguably better if I was fit…..and a chick…..maybe this is my transitioning origin story cuz fit bitches got it easy….

Point of the story, normalize girls who workout instead of the fatty walmart shopper looking bitches they are calling “Models” now.

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2022

20

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I avoid social media, I just think it’s demonic, evil, trash that has ruined humanity, which we could argue was always ruined, but is worse now that we have to see every thirsty fuck trying to get ahead……

There is a whole trend, or there was a trend in celebrating fatness, because people were fat, so you have to show them other fat people, to make them feel good about being fat, so that they buy your products to try to be less miserable, not realizing they are miserable because they are fat….

Now they all edit themselves into being a hot version of themselves, because they know that ugly and average looking girls don’t actually belong in the mix, and this whole faking it is just faking it…because people like HOT things….not gross things that want to be treated like hot things because that’s the fair thing to do.

I choose to celebrate people who aren’t lazy, who work out, who take care of themselves, even if their starving themselves is killing them, because nothing tastes as good as skinny feels or whatever….

So I think ignoring the fatties, because we know they are lying and don’t believe they are hot, is the way to live a good life.

The other way, is to watch hot chicks doing fitness, showing off what fitness does to them, encouraging them to keep it up, because their quality of life, ability to ride a dick for longer periods of time, and overall health and wellness, mental health and wellness, is better cuz they are fat fucks slowly killing themselves.

SO choose fitnes, or fit girls, so fatties can get put back in their place, alone at home behind a pizza box watching ROM COMs hoping to one day try sex…..because they know, like we know, that they are vile.

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2022

13

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Ladies….Stay Fit, otherwise you’ll rot, and even if people fuck you when you’re fat and disgusting, doesn’t mean they really want to or that you were top choice…..

Better, more superficial people will fuck you when you’re fit which means you can probably land a good job or lifestyle because of it…

You won’t go through life needing two seats on the bus, being unable to walk up stairs without being winded, being unable to get off the couch without being winded, even when inspired and motivated by the cake in the fridge…..you know fat person depressing shit.

You won’t die prematurely by preventable things…..

BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY…..you won’t be a fat fuck…..

These are fitness girls to inspire ladies to stay fit, so fat fucks like us can worry about getting rich, so that you’ll fuck us. DEAL.

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2022

29

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I don’t go to gyms for fear of cumming myself while staring at bitches who workout in their slutty outfits doing their slutty fitness poses, so you can blame the hot girls at the gyms for my lack of fitness….diabetes and overall terrible health…

You see, fitness leads to a healthier diet and a healthier life filled with all the minerals, nutrients, sleep you want….and you look better when you do it….

But when you’re a pervert who can’t stop masturbating whenever you see a girl in fitness gear, not even in a deep squat pose, I mean she can be at the grocery store, laundromat, loading her car with garden supplies, painting her picket fence….and still worthy of a good old fashion public jerk off….you know your limits.

Luckily, the hotter bodied, muscle toned, better fucks than the fat bitches I posted earlier, don’t let their fitness for hotness go to waste, they push that shit, market that shit and promote it so hard that you an jerk off to it from the privacy of your home….

I know, where’s the fun, the adventure, the excitement in that…right….well, it’ll have to do.

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