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2021

11

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again, I have pretty much reached capacity when it comes to original thought….but girls who workout are far hotter than girls who don’t work out and not in a body building kind of way because I was traumatized at a young age when a baseball coach told me about how women who body build have clits the size of a man’s thumb, which was weird becuase I was 7 and had no idea what a clit was, but far less weird than when he taught me what anal sex was…

Point being, I’m a victim of abuse and you should feel sorry for me, support me in my failures, because sometimes it’s so strong and powerful to lose….

That said, girls who don’t body build, but who workout in a reasonable way, to get their hot fit bodies, or hotter and fitter than if they didn’t work out, are always better whan naked or half naked….it’s a fact…

There are plenty of reason to join a gym, you know from health and wellness perspective since fat fucks die of COVID more than non-fat fucks, but there is no reason better than staring at women’s asses when they work out…sweat soggy bottom workouts….hence why some women want ladies only gyms….SEXIST DISCRIMINATION….but most want to be jerked off to….hence why they work out to begin with…

So support fitness with fit girls doing fitness shit in a slutty way.

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2021

04

Aug

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I am glad to be alive to witness all this insanity, because you’ve seen the sci/fi movies, you’ve heard the conspiracies, but to see it play out is hilarious…

The whole COVID thing, that we’ll assume is real despite their tests not being accurate or their vaccines working are just an interesting approach to health and wellness…

Not once has the government really given a fuck about encourage people to get healthy, they’ve never tried to make us healthy, if anything they’ve just exposed us to bad cancer causing foods, allowed bad cancer causing chemicals to be used in farming, and in the runoff we end up drinking, they’ve been bribed…

Yet instead of taking some blame, like the corporations who are also evil money grubbing perverts who want us sick, they just blame us…the guys with no real say in anything…

So in part of their approach to having a fat, sick and COMPLIANT country, they’ve decided that we can’t shame the fat or ugly, die all YOU BODY SHAMERS, die all you CYBERBULLIES…but KILL THE UNVACCINATED…SHAME THE UNVACCINATED….SHUN THE UNVACCINATED….not to go off on this kick again…

But I know, based on how fat America is, that they don’t give a fuck…..and I know I am supposed to subscribe to not making fun of a fat bitch for being fat, because that’s means…I can’t call my friend who is a fag a fucking fag, because we’re progressive…I need to accept that the girl I am fucking off twitter has a 12 inch cock and not be mad at her about the deception because black trans lives matter or some shit….but I can beat up the unvaccinated in a back alley and the world will CHEER me on like I am a vigilante hero….not to go off on this kick again….but they are trying to police us over it and it is a legitimate concern for everyone…not just the unvaccinated…because it’s an attack on your freedom and a measure of control…

So I’ll just celebrate those being fit, so that they don’t die of COVID if they get it, or other unnecessary diseases that fat people get, and all it takes is some positive life choices…

If you’re like me and ready to die, fit girls being slutty is always nicer to look at than fat chicks…even though THAT’s SHAMING them….so here’s this week’s compilation.

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2021

28

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I am pretty sure I mentioned this the other day, you know as an A.D.D. fuck, my brain cycles nonsense on repeat, making everything one big confusing blur, but I was reading the article on that New Orleans fat fuck who either died of COVID because she was or wasn’t vaccinated, and they didn’t refer to her as a fat fuck, but “large for her age”…she was 33…that shit KILLED ME….the woke keep pushing things into a very dumb place where you can’t even say the word “OBESITY”….or maybe they’ll start to want to change what we consider obese and cancel the word obese for the negative connotations, to replace it with LARGE for her age…

I read some other article, yes, I know how to read, barely…I’m finger under each word, read the same sentence 3 times before realizing it’s the same sentence, but it’s still reading….and it was a first person account from a Doctor on how they need to change the word “Plus Sized” and “XL”….because she gained 15 pounds during COVID, is now 10 pounds above “obesity level” and doesn’t fit in an XL so they referred her to the PLUS sized section which traumatized her and is probably why young girls get eating disorders…

I mean…this shit is crazy, you’re a fat fuck, be a fat fuck, stop trying to train us into thinking fat fucks aren’t fat fucks….

I am pretty sure I mentioned that I remember the movie What’s Eating Gilbert Grape, that mom was a fucking pig of a woman, she may have even got nominated for an Oscar for her perfomance, and everyone was so fucking grossed out by the sight of her greasy, poor, white obesity….and now that’s all you see at Walmart….

You can see 10 Gilbert Grape moms a day if you just leave your house and most will be in spandex…..pretending they’re hot cuz they get fucked on TINDER nightly…or people pay to see them eat Hoagies while fisting themselves…

When all motherfuckers need to do is find fucking fitness, start working out, live a longer, better life…Obesity is the fucking PANDEMIC ya’ll should be worried about…even. if it shows the corporations how good of a consumer you are….it’s bad…now do what I do at the gym and stare at ass…

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2021

21

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Fitness is important and if you’re too fucking lazy to partake like basically 90 percent of people are obese fucks and the 10 percent who aren’t are still lazy, they just have better metabolisms, or gut flora that eats the fat, or are dying of AIDS….if people still die of AIDS…

Point being, fit or not, girls who do fitness are more athletic, have higher sex drives, have more stamina to fuck, and are fun to watch in their slutty fitness poses…

I guess working out makes girls horny, maybe all that motion, so maybe it’s worth joining the gym just to smell their wetness as they row, or do YOGA, or jog with their tight pants jacked up their vaginas…

I know that the only reason to go to the gym is for the pussy, or to stare at the pussy, which is why they make girl only gyms…but luckily there are still sluts out there who like being gawked by men, it gives them self esteem, makes them feel desirable, the CAT CALL is not a sexist thing, it’s a shout out you uptight fucks…and the cat call with dick in hand is just a friendly gesture of our saying “We appreciate you”…

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2021

14

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I don’t work out, but I still believe in working out, especaially if you’re a chick, because girls with fit bodies are far hotter than sloppy fat chicks crying fat empowerment or body positivity as they eat their fast food and slowly die, knowing they’ll still get a man, cuz men will fuck anything…if TINDER has taught them anything, it’s that dudes will fuck anything…

I do think that working out is the answer to a better life, even if your involvement in working out, is watching girls workout trying to get hot for superficial reason…

Fat kills, just not fat enough, at least according to me, not that I want to die, but I have this fat wife who I expected to expire years ago but who keeps on leeching off the system, her carbon footprint from her farts alone are enough to stir up pushback from the media hyping global warming, while the scientists deny any trend of global warming…they want to go after the cows and the meat industry, when they should go after all the fat fucks out here, starting with my wife……I watched the Braveheart trailer last night…FREEEEDOM…

Point being, encourage girls to workout….by masturbating on the treadmill behind them until the gym staff yell at you to which you’ll say “THE MASK MADE ME DO IT, I AM OUT OF OXYGEN, THIS IS MY SURVIVAL MECHANISM, MY SECOND LUNG”….or would it be third lung…I don’t know, I’m not a biologist.

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2021

07

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I wrote what I wanted to write here on the HAILEE STEINFELD POST….is it worth repeating since no one is reading….

FINE…I’ll repeat it….

Society is trying to turn people unhealthy all while they are pretending they are here for our health….so trust them with your health…while shutting down GYMs….SPORTS…and actual HEALTHY shit….force feeding you shitty foods that should be regulated, fucking with your hormones, pushing you to be fat, tired, medicated, addicted to screens, like lazy fucking people who will never stand up for themselves and fight, cuz it’s easier to sit….HAVE YOU EVER seen a fat woman on a snorkeling tour on your all-inclusive vacation? Me neither, but I have seen fat people trying to stand up from couches or massage chairs at the mall…I have seen them try to walk through parks…struggling when stairs show up in their path….OBESITY is a fucking killer, there’s nothing you can argue against that…even with BODY POSITIVITY bullshit….we know it kills you prematurely, but why do THEY want you dying prematurely, so much that they normalize this…MONEY…buy the pills, but the fat clothing, be MISERABLE…but be comfortable….

There’s a simple cure to that, fitness and even if gyms are closed, figure it the fuck out, and if you’re like me, fine with being fat and unhealthy, cuz you gotta live and not living is sometimes easier and cheaper….but at least girls out there realize fitness is erotic especially with all the fat chicks out there…so they welcome us in to stare at the fitness bodies they are building….

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2021

30

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Workout Wednesday is a reminder that if you don’t workout and you probably should, because you’ll live a better life, it’s a guarantee, unless you die at the gym, which could happen, but statistically, you’ll live a better life, especially if society is actually collapsing like the conspiracies have been leading us to believe…you’ll need fitness to fight…and for survival…

If you’re like me and you don’t really give a shit about survival as you’re more into just coasting through life until it ends, then you’ll probably appreciate fit girls more than unfit girls, cuz as an unfit person, fitness becomes impressive…plus it’s hotter…

So if you can’t go to the gym to creep on girls working out as you pretend to do a sit-up in your tight boner enhancing sweatpants, because you know they will kick you out….then you can turn to the internet to see fit girls being slutty when fit cuz they know life is better fit…and want to spread the word of it…

I have been banned from at least 4 gyms for perversions “I thought it was the men’s locker room”….but I can’t get banned looking at this…or maybe I can…maybe I am already banned…

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2021

23

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

Stay fit….

You know people are lazy fucks and don’t like fitness, I get it, I am a lazy fuck who hates fitness too…I’d just rather sit and die eating cake and pizza than go to the fucking gym…and the only reason I’ve ever gone to a gym was to wear tight sweat pants to show my dick print to unsuspecting girls as I don’t subscribe to the unsolicited dick pic concept that’s gone mainstream amongst women as being some level of sexual assault…it’s a “Laugh at it and ignore it and send me your pussy pics back my way to even things out” kind of thing…yet everyone is so uptight, even in this era of perverts…like they only like being sexualized by the people they want to be sexualized by…not the weirdos…which works out terribly for me…

Anyway, the only reason to workout or go to the gym, besides better quality of life, more energy, healthy, longevity, ability to get off the couch and walk up stairs without having a heart attack…is for the pussy…but where i”m sitting, everything is for the pussy..

That said, this is a bunch of girls showing off their fitness or fit bodies in a fit way, because they do fitness so you don’t have to…

This is probably better than you’d see at your gym where girls squat hot, but a lot of times the majority of the girls at the gym are heifers, which you fuckers like because of the whole vagina thing, beggars can’t be choosers..

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2021

16

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I find it annoying but also amazing that people are still pushing the vaccine, saying shit like “Stay Safe” or “Stay healthy” like a bunch of brain washed fucking idiots…who don’t even take care of themselves, workout or eat well…but instead just do what the government tells them…even though the government doesn’t give a fuck about people, they just see them as a TAXATION farm, which we are….when they take 50 percent of your money, charge you tax on everything you buy and on things like homes you own, only to use that money to spend it in insane ways, to line their evil corrupt pockets, or to finance gain of function research they pretended they didn’t fund…you should be even MORE turned off by them…especially when they are launching vaccine passports, turning the suckers against you because they followed orders as they’ve been trained to, when you’re just like “I’m not scared to die, people fucking die, and I’d rather get COVID than some vaccine and if I don’t survive it…that’s the circle of fucking life’….and what’s there really to live for…a bunch of nacissitic woke fucks being pandered to by corporations and some weird ass government…fucking kill me now…or let me wait out the fall of society so I can survive like the anti-hero I am…..fucking my way to survival..

Anyway, all these unhealthy fucks, telling you to stay healthy, while pushing their vaccines, or experimental medications, as a band aid solution instead of actually being healthy…is the theme of our era…

But some bitches still workout and these girls claim to workout….so this is their fitness..

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2021

09

Jun

Workout Wednesday of the Day

I may not be a jock, I may not be a bro, I may not be a Gym-Beau (JIMBO), and I may be the object of unhealty, near death, obesity, disgustigness you’d expect from a drinker who hasn’t taken care of myself and eating dog shit food for decades…..

But I know how important working out is….

That’s not to say that I workout, but when fat people try to pretend they are healthy, I roll my eyes, cuz I know they aren’t….they are fat, they are disgusting, they shouldn’t be allowed to pretend they are healthy, it’s propaganda and it’s bad for the kids to think that being fat is normal and ok…it’s not….it kills…it’s facts….

Even this whole covid thing came down to “it fucks fat people up more than non-fat people”…obviously…and instead of addressing the cause, they scream EQUALITY and down with WHITE MAN and his racism….have a donut, burger and lottery entry for your vaccine because we want you healthy bullshit…

Healthy comes from moving, lifting, cardio…get fucking strong if you can, if there is an apocalypse it will help your survival….if horror movies taught you anything, the slow, clunky fat fucks are the first to go….

Anyway, if you’re like me and fine with dying a fat life, into being exhausted all the time, fighting off chronic pain and illness from life choices…the least you can do is stare at fitness chicks to NORMALIZE THAT.

We are forced to stare at FATTIES all day in a “Don’t body shame me” even though body shaming them could lead to longer life if they listen and feel shame for their lazy slop existence….

We cannot let the media normalize fatties, if we go along with it, we are complicit, and we are the reason for the fatties.

We need to unite and protest the fatties….

NO FAT CHICKS ALLOWED…

Here are some babes who do fitness being hotter than babes who don’t…

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