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Archive for the Zelda Williams Category

2018

28

Sep

Zelda Williams Dykes it Down with Danielle Campbell of the Day

Danielle Campbell Zelda Williams Eating Pussy Shrimp

I once mad a deal with Zelda Williams that I wouldn’t post her on my site anymore, she cried some shit about how people in her high school teased her because I broke some story that she was a lesbian before she knew she was a lesbian, you know some basic cyber bully tactics I once utilized…because I believe in Bullying…and calling people out…

I actually deleted the archive content for her, SOMETHING I NEVER DO…but if someone cries enough about it, I’m not all evil, I’m actually very nice and considerate…..

But that was years ago, times have changed, she’s grown up, she’s got her Robin Williams money, and she can focus on her writing, tweeting and acting she always wanted to have going for her…and she can also own being a lesbian, or bi sexual, who cares what she fucks….this is a genderless world where all sex is good sex….

More importantly she’s on a show, or movie, putting her face in some chick’s pussy…which is obviously something I am going to post, to help her promote her own voice in the industry, because she’s more than just a brilliant comedians daughter, she’s her own person, her own activist and should be promoted as her own….so long as shes making movies with her face up in pussies…

It’s a good time for all the Zelda Williams fans…you can’t put this out there and not have me post it!

Danielle Campbell Zelda Williams Lesbian Make Out for Movie Shrimp
Danielle Campbell Zelda Williams Lesbian Make Out for Movie Shrimp

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2009

28

Jan

Zelda Williams is the Celebrity Lesbian of the Day

It was pretty obvious that this goth whore was a lesbian back when she ignored my seductive messages on the internet. It was even more obvious last week when she wore her sterotypical lesbian flannel shirt out to get face moisturizer because she wasn’t getting loads on her face to do the moisturizing for her, but now it’s official, this bitch no one cares about, Robin William’s daughter, is a fucking dyke. When asked about Valentine’s Day, a riveting question by the paparazzi because it’s so time sensitive, she turns to the vagina she calls home and asked if they had plans.

You’d be a pussy eater if your dad was Robin Williams and you were a chick, I mean I know he turns me off of mankind in general, so I can’t imagine what that would do to a bitch who was forced to live with him all her life….you know seeing him walk around naked doing his stupid over-the-top performances and dealing with him coming off coke…shit’s a hole other level of child abuse that probably has the same affect as rape on a girl…or maybe she’s just doing the lesbian thing because she’s intense and trying to find her own identity and break free from the life her dad’s created for his family, which is most likely the fucking case. Rich girls are all fucked up.

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2009

22

Jan

Zelda Williams and the Paparazzi of the Day

I have officially decided to follow Zelda Williams around because we go way back. I was trying to seduce her when she was just a private school girl in San Francisco on Friendster 5 or 6 years ago. She never bit, so I can only assume she’s a lesbian, especially when going shopping for moisturizer with your arm around some slut while wearing plaid. I am sure you would be a lesbian if you’re dad was Robin Williams too, I mean dude’s fucking annoying as shit and having him as the predominant male figure in your life, would probably lead you to other side. I just hope she inherited his hairy gene, because if her pussy looks anything like her father’s chest, she’d pretty much be my dream girl, but that’s just cuz I like Bush and am over this whole Obama thing.

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2009

07

Jan

Zelda Williams and the Paparazzi of the Day

A site called Friendster is really where this site started. Sure, I had been fucking around on the internet for years before that, you know in chat rooms pretending I was a chick and then calling dudes gay after having some of the most obscure cybersex ever and there was the time that I spent a good month trying to get some girl to send me nudes over ICQ and immediately submitted them to an amateur porn site only to send the link back to the girl telling her she should be more careful who she sends nudes to, she was pretty devastated, and there were a whole lot of message boards and people on them who I raped and would try to get banned off of sometimes taking a month, other times a couple of hours or even minutes, and there were probably a whole lot of other drunken shit because the internet was always just a game to me, I never took it seriously, and I never got offended when people would try to flame me, because I knew it was just words on a screen and not real life. The whole Internet thing was introduced to me by some geeky tech savvy roommate I had in 1996. I almost feel bad for the amount of times I jerked off to slow loading porn pics on his computer….

Anyway, Friendster came along about 5 or 6 years ago, in a time when I was forced to work in a warehouse that had an empty desk with an active computer. I have no idea how I found the site, but I do know that I used it to find every random person I came across in my life. I’d find local sluts, new local pussy, random names from IMDB, I’m talking make-up artists and producers and shit like that. The only thing that really came from it was that I’d try to find local girls and I’d send them typical messages that I don’t have examples of, but they were perverted and twisted and creepy and I figured if they got the joke, they were good to keep, if they didn’t, fuck em. In doing this, I met a webcam model who used to send me masturbating videos and videos of her cleaning her house naked, it was before amateurs had places to submit videos and since she was local, I got my friend to fuck her, there were other adventures thanks to Friendster and one of them was starting this site.

Either way, I added this Zelda Williams bitch randomly back then because I read an article on her father and his fat wife and I had always thought he was a fag, so I hit the internet and figured out his daughter’s name. It was really her, she was one probably 17 or 18 at the time and looked like of those girls who takes herself too fucking seriously, the kind of girls who likes David Lynch movies, lesbian singer songwriter music and who has a journal and talks about how much she hates herself like she was in that movie Ghost World. Bitch was a private school girl from San Francisco, and I sent her random messages, trying to get her attention, trying to get a response, ideally to get her teenage pregnant to live off her trust fund and she ignored me and I will never forgive her for that.

A few months later, Friendster deleted my profile, because like Myspace and Facebook, I broke the rules by threatening or sexually harassing some uptight bitch who reported me and that was the end of Friendster for me. A few years later, no one even gives a fuck about Friendster except for people in Singapore and I like to think the beginning of the end for them was banning me.

I am posting this video of Zelda, because I saw it and was reminded of this story, she seems like a nice enough girl when trying to ride her father’s fame into relevancy like she was Rumer Willis, but not when dealing with strange, drunk, old Mexican men on shitty social networking sites. Opportunist Cunt.

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