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2020

20

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

The problem with disconnecting from the computer for the weekend is never wanting to come back online…it’s takes a lot of convincing to get me to update the site…not only is the internet bad for my balls with my ghetto ass lap top burning them, it’s bad for the mind, the soul, basically everything…

So while other assholes sit updating their social media with their worthless opinions, in their downtime or spare time, like the attention seeking assholes they are…I’m like…who cares about what I have to say, too much is already being said, and then I remember it’s not about what I say, it’s about the tits, so focus on the tits.

The world is probably at it’s most nutty, most volatile, the internet has won, the media has programmed everyone to be these angry idiots I want nothing to do with…but the one thing that will always be recession proof, entertaining and uplifting is pics of slutty girls…

So here’s to posting pics of chicks everyday for the last 15 years…what a pathetic existence but at least I’m not an influencer or a twitter celebrity that’d be far fucking worse….

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Maria Sharapova Hit the Beach for a Tough Workout in the Sand
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Nicki Minaj is Pregnant with her Sex Offender Husband – Gross
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49ers TE George Kittle’s Wife Claire Looks Great Admiring the Central California Coastline
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Suns Star Devin Booker and Kendall Jenner Appeared to Have Spent Time Together Prior to the Bubble
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Bear Catches Frisbee Bread
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Olivia Culpo Put on a Leg Show While Floating in a Pool and Enjoying Some Wine
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Ryan Reynolds Crashes X-Men Reunion – LAME and Embarassing – Hollywood is Dead…
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David Blaine Card Tricks with the Rich
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Instagram Model and NFL Reporter Amanda Vance Checks In Rocking a Steelers Bikini
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Just a Train Derailment to Remind You of Your Life..
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Baton Rouge Sportscaster Pokes Fun at Trevor Lawrence’s Engagement With a Joe Burrow Joke
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Testing Out Electric Fence…
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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2020

17

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just spent the last 2 hours watching two girls putting on a cam show because I have nothing better to do with my time while updating the site.

It was fascinating to see guys compete to be the highest tipper…and these girls were getting tipped, even I gave in and started tipping them using my wife’s credit card….and I’ve never done anything like that in my life….they popped my webcam tipping cherry….

In conclusion, these girls are fucking geniuses and killing it while sitting in a nicer house than you have, in their underwear, smoking weed, doing what dudes tell them to do….like it is a fucking joke…They made 1000s of dollars in the 2 hours….they are living the dream to remind us all that we suck at life.

The more important issue at hand is who the guy who fucks mask left on the street, because in case you didn’t know, there are masks all over the fucking street, COVID measures to pollute the city with masks….like I hated the hospital before now the STREET is the hospital….

Either way, who is the guy collecting these for sexual purposes because you know that person exists, there may not be many of them out there, but at least one person in the world has fucked a mask he picked up off the street, whether it was left by a hot woman, or any woman or not…masks have been fucked…We’re on John Travolta Time…

Here are some stepLINKS…

Bella Thorne Gives a Sexy Yacht Tour
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Hot Former Hockey Goalie Mikayla Demaiter Has Taken Her Skills to Instagram
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Kelly Gale’s Epic See Through Bikini at her Outdoor Shower
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Dove Cameron HOT in a Bikini Top!
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Bodybuilder Talks About His Porn Addiction
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Madelaine Petsch is Tanning and is Hot
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Golfer Blair O’Neal Posts an Incredible Flashback to the July 4th Weekend
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Kaili Thorne, Bella’s Only Fans Sister, is On Vacation with her and in a Bikini!
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Natalie Coughlin Uncensored Nude Outtakes from the ESPN Body Issue!
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LEGO Introduces Nintendo Entertainment System!
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Elephant found a Pool
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Brooke Burke Looks Amazing for her Workout App
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Former UFC Fighter Alexandra Albu Sets Instagram on Fire With a Topless Picture of Herself in a Thong
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A$AP Rocy files restraining order against stalker
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The Story Of How A Cargo Ship Helped Win WW2!
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The Original Cut of Meg Ryan’s Fake Orgasm Scene
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Katerine McNamara is in a Summer Dress and is Hot
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James Harden Wore a Blue Lives Matter Mask in the NBA Bubble
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Pamela Misztal in Nothing But Glasses…
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Lyle Waggoner’s Family sells Oxnard beach house
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Villager Squeezes A Really Small Metal Square Around His Body!
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Karen Who Doesn’t Like Home Schooling…
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Emma Rose Kenney’s in a Tight Top
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The NBA Had to Remind Players in the Bubble to Wear Clothes When Receiving Room Service
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Model Sara Maurizi Pouring Milk on herself
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This Is Kellyanne Conway’s Daughter Making Fun Of Her Mom
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An Interview with an 87 Year Old Farmer in 1929
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Christy Turlington is Older, Still Hot and Thirsty!
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Danica Patrick Confirms That She and Aaron Rodgers Have Called It Quits
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Gwyneth Paltrow’s Hottest Scenes
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Playing Doom 1993 In Windows Task Manager!
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The Terrarium Has Been Undisturbed for 12 Years and There’s Still Life in It…Weird
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MMA Fighter Dillon Danis Blamed His Quarantine Weight Gain on Eating His Girlfriend’s Ass
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This Wee’k’s Quarantine Cutie has Crazy Red Hair and is Awesome
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Get Some Tropical Print Masks!
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HOT GIRLS BEING WHORES FOR YOU!
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The Dab Rig You Stoners Need
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Vanessa Hudgens No Pants On!
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Lucy Hale in Shorts!
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Kardashian Tit Hanging Out with a Tik Tok Star
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Bethenny Frankel Bikini in The Hamptons
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Bella Hadid in a Sports Bra
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Charlotte McKinney Buying Tampons
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Camila Mendes Hard Nips
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Joey King in a Photoshoot
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Katherine McNamara Looking Hot in a Skimpy Dress
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Amber Heard Smiling Despite Being a Cunt
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From stepSMUT!!

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Shadow Sexual Assault
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Dildo Riding in the Bathroom…
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Hot Reddit Amateur
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17 people Having a Shitty Day
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Belle Delphine is Masturbating
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Big Naturals
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Top Shelf Pussy
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Dad’s Checking Out Tanning Bikini Babes while Babysitting
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Her Body – Her Temple
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Hot Underboob View!
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Miss Dynamite Shows Off her Hot Ass
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Chubby and her Dildo
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Julia Fox Got Naked and has Converted to Islam…
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TikTok Titty Flash
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Dakota Johnson – NUDE
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Clothed VS Naked Dance
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Meanwhile on Omegle
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2020

17

Jul

Hilary Duff Tongue of the Day

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I know that there are many rumors about Hilary Duff being a fucking pervert weirdo who was first discovered at some Dan Schneider pool party for predators looking for fresh meat to throw into the industry if they or their parents were eager enough….I don’t know the validity to those claims but any teen star is likely fucking the pervert producer because the men of hollywood are predators or at least losers who without hollywood couldn’t get laid…but are now getting laid…it breeds shit like Weinstein…

I do not know why Hilary Duff is doing an ahegao face….tongue out and drooling on her tits for the nerds to jerk off to, imagining dropping load on that tongue to mix with the drool dripping onto her tits….ahegao is fucking weird….and so is hilary duff looking wide bodied in her bikini top.

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2020

17

Jul

Sofia Richie In a Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie, who has access to her Lionel Richie Trust fund and who will be one of the recipients of his inheritance assuming he will one day die, meaning she doesn’t need to work, or go to school or really do anything but be a rich and entitled, spoiled pile of shit….and what better way to do that than to be cast at the Girlfriend in the Kardashian show, since it’s a win/win for everyone. She was trending on instagram before they cast her and like the soul sucking leeches they are, they attached their Kardashian barbed fangs into her and in exchange for her soul, which as a rich LA kid she barely had one and now she is forever one of their pawns…

They use her storyline to of breaking up and getting back with Scott Disick and I guess it’s good PR, get her as famous as they can, get all that publicity because that is ALL any of these young people want to be..famous for existing. Thanks Kardashians for that legacy of useless cunts…and their attention seeking bikini pics.

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2020

17

Jul

On/Off of the Day

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One of the most glorious events when getting with a woman, not that you’d know, is when she strips down for the first time to let you know whether her padded bra has been lying to you, or if her padded bra has been hiding her epic tits….same goes for her ass and really everything else about her because the stripping down is the fastest way to the truth, or in this era the “near” truth because they all have fakes asses, tits, stomachs, etc….

Either way, the on/off is the big reveal…and for someone like me who like seeing every girl naked, it’s good…

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2020

17

Jul

Montana Cencarik is a Hot Desert Hitchhiker of the Day

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Montana Cencarik straight from the mean streets of Vegas is Miss Nevada Teen USA 2020, which I assume means she’s over 18, but barely. She’s at UNLV, so definitely over 18, thank god….

This is a shoot featuring her exploring the Desert not Dessert, even if she looks like a snack… where they captured these good times with her photographer friend.

I love the desert shoots, because I love the desert, it looks like SPACE…but it features this babe simulating hitchhiking and cooling off for all your hitchhiker fantasies you fucking predator…You know some “save the day” and “I’ll take you wherever you are going girl kind of thing…you fucking predator.

This girl is hot, only has 6000 followers so pay attention to her and her hot body…there’s so much useless trash influencers out there, at least get a hot one seen…just doing my part until the photographer comes begging me to take down the pics because no one like being associated with a site called DrunkenStepfather.com, that’s why I’m perfectly set up to lose…as I do.

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2020

17

Jul

Willow Shields Wet T-Shirt of the Day

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Willow Shields is most recently from a January Jones led series called SPINNING OUT about figure skaters that I am sure is shit, in part because January Jones is in it and that girl’s been done for a while and any job handed to her is one of sympathy not quality…a take what she can get kind of girl…but in part because I’ve done enough jerking off to figure skating, there was a time before the internet when being in Canada and having only one Channel meant “making do”….

She’s also from Hunger Games where she was unfortunately forced to be on the same set as that trash Jennifer Lawrence.

She’s also been on Dancing with the Stars and was potentially the youngest contestant at 14, reminding you that Hollywood are creeps.

She’s only 20 now and I guess learning how regular 20 year olds get attention on themselves, tits out motherfuckers…because Wet T-Shirts aren’t ok at a bar full of bros, but they are for dramatic instagram pics I guess.

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2020

17

Jul

Fuck Pants Friday of the Day

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I assume that no one is wearing pants while at home…

I don’t know if people are still in quarantine or lockdown or sheltering in place or doing any of that, because everyone on the streets seem to be pretty much back to normal. I also don’t think that being in quarantine has anything to do with whether you wear pants or not…but maybe it inspired at least one person who was traditionally a pant-wearing to not wear pants.

As an obese man, I haven’t worn pants in decades….but luckily for the general public I do wear pants when I am in the horrible outside world…but wish most girls I see weren’t wearing pants…

So to celebrate no pants, we’re doing a “FUCK PANTS FRIDAY”….gamify this post….right.

which may get a motherfucker arrested if he was a stepfather

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2020

17

Jul

Jenny Slate Nude of the Day

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Jenny Slate shot to fame by doing one of the most annoying viral videos of our internet times, Marcel the Shell with Shoes On, where she baby talked so hard that Hollywood Listened, they are into that kind of thing….

She went onto SNL and solidified herself as a Comedian and has since been in a few movies that you’d hope she wasn’t naked in, but that apparently she’s naked in….even though no one asked her to get naked and by default this is the equivalent of Weinstein pulling his gangrenous dick out for one of the women who used him….

Point being, she’s clearly got fans and she’s naked for those fans and whether at 38 and ugly you’d want to see her naked or not, I guess seeing everyone naked is better than not seeing them naked. Barely.

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2020

17

Jul

Kendall Jenner Getting COVID of the Day

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Whether COVID is real or not, we can only hope it is real, as we watch Kendall shove her fingers in her mouth like it was a black athlete’s cock, since the family are into that, the whole Black Lives Matter has been working for them for a long time, like they are some kind of foster family for the inner city, because they fetishize the black men, make sex tapes with the black men, basically exploit the black men to be part of their storyline….and it all started when OJ fucked the mom as their CUCK dad jerked off at the country club they were all a part of…..producing Khloe Kardashian…

The Kardashians existing while being an actual shit stain on humanity and popculture, influencing women everywhere to jack up their faces too look like dopey fucking sex dolls, only less interesting than sex dolls, because sex dolls don’t jack up their bodies to be more like the Kardashians….a legacy that we can hope ends in terrible face cancers for anyone who signed up to this instant gratification bullshit….including but not limited to Kendall’s dad, who despite his surgeries, still looks like a fucking dudes with breast implants….

The whole thing may be rich as shit, they are an industry, a lot of money and support comes to them from bottom feeding and top level brands who don’t care about sponsoring EVIL if evil has eyeballs, but the biggest joke in all of their trash is that Kendall is considered a top fashion model when she literally looks average as fuck…..all because they push product….this is what people are rewarded for? You can be the shittiest human but people listen to you so we’ll give you media attention, we’ll write about you on TMZ daily, to keep your brand alive and well..feed us fake stories and talking points and we’ll pretend they are exclusives….The Kardashians are the fake news we need to be protesting…not masks, not COVID, but this dog shit.

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