I don’t know what fat or even dumpy chicks have against starving themselves…a little eating disorder could lead to a much better life in looks, life and love…better jobs, boyfriends, husbands and fucks….it’s an easy thing to do…you just gotta do it….cuz no one likes a fat or dumpy chick… Here are some links… Rihana’s […]

My new way of seducing girls is asking them if they want to test sex toys for my site…you see cuz every girl like cumming….especially with a free sex toy…so when they agree and give me their mailing address…I show up at the door and say I’m ready….cuz as far as I’m concerned my mouth […]

Somethings are better left unsaid….especially when I am busy jerking off to pussy pics girls keep sending in…and by girls I mean one girl…but that makes mee feel like I’m some kind of internet romantic…even if my romance is pretty fucking criminal… Here are the stepLINKS… I love Alesandra Ambrosio’s Ass in Leggings GO If […]

Every girl I know has rape fantasies….They all want to feel like they are raped by guys they are fucking at least once…and they have all masturbated to rape scenario fantasy at least once….but they all hate actual rape and actual rapists even though if you think about it…the rapist is doing them a service…playig […]

Failed Pick-Up Line of the Day…. I will fuck you like I was your creepy molesting stepdad and you’re 5….you know til you can’t wank and it hurts to make poopoo…. I’m so romantic. Here are some stepLINKS Amy Childs Has Got Some Fake Tits GO This Picture of Cory Feldman Doing the Sheen With […]

Hanging out with international models is alright….but having sex with them is better…. I started a new instagram – where you can follow my conquests and failures until the hippie fucks at instagram decide to delete me again -> DRUNKENSTEPFATHERDOTCOM

This anti-bullying world – is fucking annoying. Everyone being forced to be nice, no one can have an opinion. It is fucking up my shit, and just got me deleted off Instagram – for a second time – for no reason – other than racism – cuz they hate Mexicans and Natives and I fucking […]

I think I find all girls hot…because I don’t consider ugly girls to be actual girls…they are kinda just invisible and I don’t even notice them….except when I wake up in bed with them, my dick smelling of them, cuz I’ve blacked out drunk again, and really when I’m that drunk anything goes….luckly I am […]

My social networking is really fucking anti-social…. All I want out of life is to have 10,000 instagram followers…. But all instagram wants is to delete me. Follow DRUNKSTEPFATHER Here are the links…. Rihanna Hosed Off Her Butt in a Bikini GO The Time Shannen Doherty’s Lottery Dreams Were Crushed By Her Pranking Co-Workers GO […]

I have a feeling the internet is here to stay, it isn’t going anywhere, but I am….not very fast…and I don’t mean that in a see you at the top kind of way…but more in a see you at the bar puking on myself kinda way….preferably a bar with no wifi….but with very disgusting girls […]