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2015

03

Feb

Gigi Hadid in a Bikini of the Day

Gigi Hadid is the model of the year. Whether her family paid for it, or her connections made it happen, that doesn’t discount her hot little half muslim body, that you aryan white people don’t seem to mind, even though you fucking hate muslim people as a culture, but I assume it is because she’s […]

2015

29

Jan

Gigi Hadid Leg of the Day

Gigi Hadid likes showing her legs…because that’s what you do when you are the model of the year…when you are really just some rich kid who’s dad bought you your modeling career because he placed you in the right places…and you are really just an instagram model the world is confusing for a real model…because […]

2015

26

Jan

The Official Gigi Hadid Guess Campaign of the Day

Gigi Hadid recently won some model of the year award that probably doesn’t matter, and that was probably paid for, because she’s a rich girl and that’s how rich girls get everything in life, including but not limited to this Guess Campaign, for a company owned by her father’s best friend, someone he calls a […]

2015

19

Jan

Gigi Hadid for Victoria’s Secret of the Day

Gigi Hadid is pretty well positioned, because she’s one of those fake it til you make it, but you don’t really need to fake it so hard til you make it, because her dad faked it til he made it, and now instead of getting her a pony, a trust fund, a college education, he’s […]

2015

19

Jan

Taylor Swift and Martha Hunt and Gigi Hadid and Other Models are New Lesbians of the Day

Taylor Swift is the biggest star at least in terms of popularity, record sales, and how she’s marketed herself over the last 5 years. So it is only natural that anyone who is anyone with any level of access to her, is going to friend her, because who wouldn’t want to be partying with the […]

2015

14

Jan

Gigi Hadid is Happy that She Got a Million Dollar Deal of the Day

I pulled this off instagram, because it made me laugh. Gigi Hadid only likes pics of herself, because she loves herself…. I never check what people I follow like, because I don’t care about what people like, but with some devine intervention, the top person on my instagram was Gigi Hadid, who just booked a […]

2015

08

Jan

Gigi Hadid for Guess of the Day

A couple of days ago I wrote about this Gigi Hadid for Guess campaign…then I quoted it yesterday…and now that the pics dropped I am quoting myself again, because why the fuck would I re-write the same thing…about a possibly deserving model, who happens to have a family of attention seekers, who is friends with […]

2015

07

Jan

Gigi Hadid for Guess Part 2 of the Day

A couple of days ago I wrote about this Gigi Hadid for Guess campaign… This is actually a creepy story, Paul Marciano, who is the founder of Guess, is best friends with Gigi Hadid’s dad. I’ve written about it before, even though who gives a fuck, the world is about hand outs, if you’re a […]

2015

05

Jan

Gigi Hadid for Guess Preview of the Day

I wonder how she got this job… This is actually a creepy story, Paul Marciano, who is the founder of Guess, is best friends with Gigi Hadid’s dad. I’ve written about it before, even though who gives a fuck, the world is about hand outs, if you’re a billionaire, you’re family friends will be billionaires, […]

2015

02

Jan

Selena Gomez, Kendall Jenner and Gigi Hadid are Arab of the Day

There is a little group of young girls, who I can guarantee think they are awesome, relevant and interesting, because the media talks about them, even though they are all average looking, rich spoiled brats who aren’t even cool, or fun, or interesting…who don’t even use their access, or money for awesome, and who just […]