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Is Eva Longoria’s Ass Real of the Day

Emma Roberts is Pregnant and Ashley Benson is in a Thong in Bikinis of the Day

Suki Waterhouse Flashes her Ass of the Day

Em Rata and her Muppet Face of the Day

Halle Berry in a Lingerie Outfit Despite Being 100 of the Day

2016

Feb

NAACP Highlight of the Day

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Her name is Jurnee Smollett-Bell…and she’s a half black / half Jewish, full amazing 29 year old who is probably not best known from being on Full House in the early 90s as one of the Olsen Twins accessible / white enough / black friends…you know since that’s how the media is when it comes to black people..as long as they are white enough to the white people, not necessarily in color but in the way they carry themselves and speak…or if they are on the Halle Berry / Drake and now Jurnee Smollett-Bell half black is black enough to get the storyline across…

But she’s got great tits…so Oscars shouldn’t be so white…they should be more about these tits..

That said, since Full House she’s done a bunch of shows and movies, none of them that substantial because I’ve never heard of her…but now she’s in some Louisina Slave show where she plays a “shy house slave, working on a plantation in 1857″….

All this to say BlackLivesMatter, Support your local black person and the NAACP, because OscarSoWhite and not representative of the country, except for the host who is black, even though No Lives Matter, even if the black is also Russian Jew, as long as the tits are pushed out like this….

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2016

Feb

People Magazine is More interesting in Australia of the Day

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Glamour Model Lucy Pinder is in People Magazine Australia, which is an interesting international trademark fail by People Magazine in the USA, but that is pretty much as smutty as People Magazine in the USA, instead of reaching the lowest common human in the trailer park at the Walmart Checkout counter, their smut is more literal..with naked girls who are essentially hookers or strippers…that maximized the UK Glamour model thing when it was a thing, before instagram and all girls getting naked, to pepper their newspapers with tits inspiring people to buy the papers, because tits get hits…or some shit…

Her name is Lucy Pinder, she was some kind of big deal in titty modeling a decade ago, and I guess she’s up to her old tricks because it’s all she knows…

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2016

Feb

Bai Ling’s Year of the Monkey Campaign is Racist of the Day

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It’s the year of the Monkey…and Bottom Feeding Chinese woman named Bai Ling, who has been working the paparazzi to get published in the tabloids as her main focus while living in LA, stepped in to take advantage of a photoshoot opportunity…

It’s like these people from the late 90s moved to LA to get famous and it never happened for them…but their level of crazy and delusions allowed them to continue to go where the paparazzi were to get their pics taken…rather than doing something interesting…but they’ve figured out that if they get naked, or if they do something for an obscure day or event, they’ll get published and that’s all they really care about…

It is one of the weirdest phenomenons but not too far off from the instagram models of today….just way less stylized and cool, and striaght up fucking cheesy….

But still a Monkey stuffed animal bikini…next to the Beverly Hills sign is genius art in it’s own desperate way…

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2016

Feb

Naked Woman Crawl and Other Videos of the Day

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Pig Drinking Cow Milk…

Brazilian Canival in the Bus

Leopard in School Fucks Kids Up

Fucked Up Scooter Accident

Terrifying Parked Car Accident – You Just Never Know…

Fat Man Mounting Horse

Dude VS Bees

Electrician Sticks Head in Ceiling

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2016

Feb

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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It’s the Year of the Monkey, which would make the decision for the Super Bowl to use Beyonce and Bruno Mars in their Half Time Show justifiable, because they are both dancing money making monkeys.

What I don’t understand was the Coldplay integration, who we googled to see when the song he was singing was released and it was 2008, which is about right, because dude is in his mid-40s and reminds me of 2005 weird hipster nerds…so watching him dancing around was a horrible flashback to a horrible time…

I have this theory where the only thing I like about Beyonce is knowing she will one day die. Possibly not in my lifetime…but one day…she will end…and the world can rejoice…

Here’s her new Video exploiting New Orleans..because she bought an old church there and fell in love with the city…seeing as it’s be best city in AMerica…and used one of their locals, Drag Queen Big Freedia – without putting her in the video…weird…because Drag Queens fucking LOVE Beyonce….doesnt’ matter…

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Fan Girls!
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X-Men Apocalypse Superbowl Ad for the Virgins..
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Beyonce’s New Video…for New Orleans
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9 Pics of Lady Gaga Disgusting…
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All the Trailers from the Superbowl…
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Charlotte McKinney – is America
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Google Translates Meets Bass
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A Bunch of Selfies
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Taraji P Henson Thought Coldplay was Maroon 5
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Guy Uses Fork Lift to Help Girl in Truck
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A Bunch of Sexy Backs…
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2016

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

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WHAT ARE YOU DOING DAY 5 of BLACK HISTORY MONTH? WHAT ARE YOU DOING SUPERBOWL SUNDAY?

WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU HAD SEX? WHERE IS THE VIDEO PROOF?

IF YOU ARE A GIRL, WHAT’S YOUR FAVORITE LOVE SONG? DO YOU COME HERE OFTEN? BE MY FOREVER GIRL…

I actually don’t care about any of those things, I’m much more interested in staring at the wall waiting for Monday….drunk…the next 72 hours…or maybe the next forever…while sexting girls between the ages of 18-25 because I’m a pervert…and like prepping them to fuck and be disappointed by other cock..

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Hot Girls in Sunglasses
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Jessie J in Lingerie – Claiming She’s the Best Singer in America
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Emilia Clarek Slutty on the Beach
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Adele Called Out for Sexual Harassment
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Rose McGowan Files for Divorce
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Dave Mirra is Dead
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10 Hilary Duff Facts
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Jennifer Lawrence Ass in Leggings
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The Coen Brothers Say the Oscars Aren’t Important
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Tom Cruise Has Has Work Done According to Cuba Gooding
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50 Years of Superbowl
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Teresa Palmer Has Great TIts
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Lohan Can Afford a Body Guard – What?
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Piers Morgan VS Susan Sarandon’s Tits
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Instagram Model Katie May Died in Due to a Photoshoot Accident – where She Tore her Artery in her Neck Causing a Blood Clot and Stroke…What the Fuck..
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Crane Collapses in Lower Manhattan…Kills People..
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Kylie Jenner Isn’t in Kompetition with Kim Kardashian – But She Is Her Klone
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Jamming with his Pipe
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Pink Dildo Hits Dude in Face
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John Mayer Crashed Orlando Bloom and Katy Perry’s Date – OH MY GOD HOW DID THEY SURVIVE
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Maryna Linchuk Cameltoe
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Genius Hip Hop….
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Lily Collins Ass in Leggings
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Slut of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan At An Event
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Bikinis in the Snow
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Exercise VS Diet
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Idiot on a QUAD
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Fergie in Leggings
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Micaela Schaefer Body Painted
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Some Whore in a Bikini Named Sylvie Meis
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Maitland Ward Fame Whore
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Pokies of the Day
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Susan Sarandon VS Piers Morgan Over Tits…
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The Kardashians are Writing Blac Chyna into their Story – Weird
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Rainbow Bagels
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Lingerie Hot Models
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Mirror Selfies
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Topless / Naked Sunbathing
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Great Bate
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Hot Amateur Blonde of the Day…is Great
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Surprise Facial
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THug Punches the Sweetest Cashier
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Girl Tries to Kill herself Sucking Cock
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So Many Slutty Cam Girls Who Get Naked For Free….It’s Addictive…You’ve Been Warned…
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Some Chick Drops Panties and BRa
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This Girl is Fucking Hot and Naked
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Webcam Site Fight…
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Naked as Fuck Sluts in Naked Selfies – Naked Selfies of Sluts…
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Smooth Masturbator
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2016

Feb

Hilary Duff in a Bikini to Celebrate her Divorce of the Day

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Hilary Duff’s divorce was finalized…which doesn’t change the fact that she’s built like a cross fit girl…and I don’t find that hot…but so many people do…I guess they are her original fans, her loyal fans, her creepy fans who are looking at geotags in pics to show up at her house or maybe they are just into a girl who has built up some bulk and muscle mass post baby-making…because they are used to obese chicks…I don’t know, I’ve seen cross fit girls naked over the year, I’ve watched them deadlift and squat hundreds of pounds before jumping into a series of Kipping pull ups and I’ve never though “look at that lady, I’d love to fuck”…however I have thought, I bet she can ride dick for hours without gassing out, and I bet she can squeeze those pussy muscles hard enough for my micr dick to feel at least one of the vagina walls…but fucking that from behind would be like fucking a dude from behind and if I wanted that…it’d be way easier than trying to K-Fed and prey on Hilary Duff, who is probably impossible to reach in a world where weird dudes are so passionate about her…

She’s in a bikini, natural way to decompress from her hard, busy life…and deal with her failures in the eyes of the catholic church…

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Here are some Crazy Hilary Duff Facts via EvilBeetGossip

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2016

Feb

Piers Morgan VS Susan Sarandon’s Tits and Feminists Tit Supports Respond of the Day

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In the name of feminism…women are pulling out their tits to support Susan Sarandon and the Patriarchal ideology….because to same a 70 year old’s tits that made her famous in the 70s…is misogyny….

So united they stand, tits out, for their freedom to not allow MEN say what age they can pull tit out or not…

Which is a reminder that if you want a mass amount of women to show you their pussy, call out one of them for showing their pussy, and the rest will follow in protest..

The fact that Susan Sarandon is pandering to Piers Morgan, mocking him with her tits that Piers used to jerk off to when watching Rocky Horror as a 20 year old asshole in college…before turning his life to writing celebrity gossip like a bitter fan boy….means he won…

Here’s a compilation of some of the women participating in what they are calling #CleavageSolidarity

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2016

Feb

Jennifer Lawrence is Hiding her face but I Can Still See Tit of the Day

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Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t want you to see her face, but she does want you to see her tits in a tank top or tee shirt, I didn’t look at the pics that intensely, I just know from experience that she’s into that and by experience I mean she leaked a bunch of her nude pics where she went from being boring and awkward to a great actress capable of making her nude sexts believable and a great experienced director and producer who knew just how to pose to see like an authentic sex by a girl who knows how to sext….

Boring…she bores me…but she wins a lot of awards…so someone out there cares…

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2016

Feb

Billionaire Hooker Miranda Kerr in Yoga Pants of the Day

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In Miranda Kerr’s school of landing a billionaire, like a billionaire escort, part of a billionaire escort agency, because she only fucks billionaires, there’s a reason for that, it’s called being a hooker, where she’s both the pimp and the whore. she’s taught us a few things…

The first is that you need to get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular..

The second is to get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profiled brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help…

The third is to pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….

The fourth thing is to do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model..

Part of that is instagram YOGA pics…

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