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2015

01

Jun

Samantha Hoopes Eats a Burger of the Day

I hear she’s a 25,000 dollar an hour hooker, but I guess who isn’t a 25,000 dollar an hour hooker, I mean go up to any girl with 25,000 in your back pocket, not that you have 25,000 dollars, and offer it to her to suck your dick, ride your face, and even fuck you…provided […]

2015

28

May

Samantha Hoopes for Some Random Magazine of the Day

Her name is Samantha Hoopes …she was in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit once or twice…she pretends she’s under 25, but I think she’s looks 40…but that could jsut be the botox that turned her into a Real Housewife looking babe with a rockin’ body… The magazine is called Jezebel…a Jezebel is a scandalous girl…I’ve heard from […]

2015

19

Feb

Samantha Hoopes in GQ UK of the DAy

Samantha Hoopes is a Sports Illustrated model. I’ve barely heard of her, so I can’t imagine that you’ve heard of her. She’s got the typical big titty, tight enough body, look they generally use when they aren’t working with Kate Upton or Chrissy Teigen, making this one pretty interchangeable with every other girl who wants […]

2014

30

Jul

Samantha Hoopes and other Tricks for GUESS of the Day

Guess? created Anna Nicole Smith. They created Kate Upton. They created Gigi Hadid. They are so dialled into the media because they are a 6 billion dollar brand and thus big enough to create these little stars that often times are big enough to fill size D cup sizes…now they are working on another Sports […]

2014

23

May

Samantha Hoopes Big Tits of the Day

I like instagram models… They try a lot harder than actual working models who make money – because all they want in life is to be celebrated for their fake titties and fake faces with their filler filled lips and cheeks…they don’t need money, just rich husbands and instagram likes… Here’s Samantha Hoopes living the […]

2014

21

Feb

I Want to Have Sex With Samantha Hoopes of the Day

Samantha Hoopes is the virtually unknown Guess model turned Sports Illustrated model from Penn State who has a weird face, but who has ridiculous fake looking tits…who I want to have sex with… I don’t really need SI to find me girls to want to have sex with as they usually just disappoint me with […]

2014

04

Feb

Samantha Hoopes for Guess is the New Kate Upton of the Day

Samantha Hoopes is a new Sports Illustrated swimsuit model, she’s in this year’s magazine, despite million dollar contracts she’s signed to never tell a soul she’s in this year’s magazine, the nerds who obsess over these things have figured it all out.. I know nothing about her really, other than that she’s a Guess girl, […]

2015

24

Jun

Samantha Hoops is a Bikini Model of the Day

I always defend the rumors that Samantha Hoopes is a 25,000 dollar a night hooker…like most of the Sports Illustrated models who barely make money thanks to being a Sports Illustrated model, as leveraging a Sports Illustrated model, doesn’t always convert to dollars… Because, I am pretty sure we are all 25,000 dollar a night […]

2014

12

Jun

Samamtha Hoopes for Galore of the Day

Our friends over at GALORE MAG just don’t fucking stop, but I will, I mean the last 4-5 posts have been from their magazine and I figure you should just visit their site GALOREMAG.COM to see all the other shit they’ve been up to….because whatever it is, it’s better than what you’re up to, in […]

2020

21

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I suggest any of you sitting on social media bored, with something to prove, for whatever reason, just delete that angry status you’ve been workng on as a comeback for whatever you are fighting about, close your computer and go back to living your damn life…it’s not worth the fucking headaches and I’m an original […]