Get into the Christmas spirit, while I try to get into this Christmas hooker, which would be a Christmas Miracle because I am pretty impotent, but the real Christmas miracle would be me not getting AIDS from whatever the fuck this pile of used up woman is… I keep things festive on Christmas Eve… All […]

The saddest part of the Christmas party season, is knowing there is only a week left of vulnerable, sad and lonely girls who don’t want to spend the holidays alone. It’s like we have to wait for Valentines Day for the next batch of drug, desperate women…so take it all in…get to the mall, the […]

Someone asked me what I do all day…to which I answered…that I sext…because that’s pretty much all this is…one giant sext that I’ve included you on…even though you don’t care…no one cares…that’s why my memoir is called “THIS CLOSE TO RELEVANCE”….right… Here are some stepLINKS… 12 Things that will make you Say No Thanks to […]

So I went to a Christmas party…that I wasn’t actually invited to but I pretended to be invited and only one guy tried to kick me out…he must have been Jewish…not because he was mad I was taking advantage of the open bar he was probably paying for…but because he had no Christmas spirit after […]

Can you get aids from using a fleshlight you find in the dumpster outside your house? I’m asking for my friend, but not in a “I’m asking for my friend, but I am really asking for me” like you see on shitty TV…but because I gave it a friend of mine and he thinks it’s […]

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I want 20,000 Instagram Followers – Tell Your Friends… I like irrelevant levels of success that mean absolutely nothing… I know I can buy 20,000 followers from India for 4 dollars… Find I don’t want 20,000 followers.. But I do want anal sex with a 19-21 year old….maybe I should work on that… FOLLOW ME […]

It is Miami Swim week, where all the models I want to see naked on my face are going to be posing in bikinis…and I’m stuck here in the frozen tundra forced to masturbate to their instagrams because they didn’t invite me to tag along – because I scare them…but luckily they are all very […]

Girls have it so easy..they always get what they want and even the fattest of chicks can monetize sex… The only thing I’ve ever got from sex was herpes, a few headaches, and even beat the fuck up by her husband…but never money or Here are some stepLINKS… Today in Huge Fucking Tits! GO Doogie […]