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2014

06

Jan

Cara Delevingne for La Perla of the Day

Cara Delevingne is a Victoria’s Secret model who has been lent out to La Perla, a company I assume Victoria’s Secret has a share of, because they have a monopoly on the underwear market, and manufacturing plants overseas, where they basically exploit little kids for less than 4 dollars a week, leading them to prostitution where they can make 7 dollars a bang…destroying communities, all so that their 100 dollar bras can still cost 100 dollars to the end consumer, but more of that 100 dollars goes to them…

Now, I don’t really get why Cara Devevingne is an it girl, or why celebs love her and all the fashion industry eats her up…but I guess it is because she takes a good picture and photoshops well, because I’m liking these half naked pics of her, all while I’ve never liked any pics of her…

Posted in:Cara Delevingne

2014

06

Jan

Stephanie Seymour in a Red Bathing Suit of the Day

There comes a point in every man’s life when he revisits vagina from the past…but not pictures from the High School Yearbook, but rather Facebook albums, current Facebook albums of the girl you used to jerk off to, who is now fatter, divorced, a mom of 3 and not nearly what she was back then, but desperate enough now to sleep with you…something you have no choice but to take her up on, because let’s face it, you wanted it so bad then, then even if it’s awful now, it’s closure..

I think that’s what is happening to me looking at these Stephanie Seymour bathing suit pics.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Stephanie Seymour

2014

06

Jan

Maria Menounos’ Bikini Pics of the Day


I don’t care about Maria Menounos…and I don’t really think the general public does. She’s on TV nightly, but thanks to NETFLIX and Apple TV and Cable…the world isn’t forced to watch the celebrity news shows like we were in the 80s, when we had no option but to stare at Mary Hart’s legs and imagine her vaginal juice soaking her high heels…because that’s what perverts do…

But I guess she still has a fan base, for those of us into fat greek asses that we know are also used as the primary vagina in Greece, a cultural trait we hope she brought back with her, to justify a life with such a stupid sounding name….

On a side note, I’ve seen her secondary vagina, the one with a clit, flashed on the beach and it was better than this, but this is still good enough…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Maria Menounos

2014

06

Jan

Bull Throws a Chick Like He’s her Dad of the Day

Here’s a silly video of a bull throwing a girl around like he owns her…you know like he’s her pimp and she hasn’t paid up…or like he saved her from a bus shelter and gave her a good life and she owes him for life…kinda thing…it made me laugh..cuz I like when Animals attack…

If you don’t like that, here’s a video of how I feel every time I turn on the radio…and I hear a Katy Perry Song.

Posted in:Videos

2014

06

Jan

Kat Graham Discovers Instagram of the Day

Kat Graham is some Vampire Diaries chick, who I assume has a huge fan base thanks to Vampires being a big deal, but more importantly, thanks to Vampires being a big deal to obsessive teen fans who have nothing better to do than watch her every move, while perverts like us only care about when she gets naked or half naked…because ultimately, it doesn’t matter how popular she is, as long as she’s naked or half naked…and I guess bikini pics she posted to her instagram is just her showing us she knows how popularity goes…only the half naked girls survive…and sometimes they start with artistic pics…but they always end naked…so for Kat Graham, it’s a waiting game.

Posted in:Kat Graham

2014

06

Jan

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Life is better when everyone is on vacation. So that I can look at their instagram pics and hate my life with each beautiful part of the world I’ve never been to and with each beautiful girl in a bikini I’ve never seen naked…but have masturbated to…thanks to those vacation pics…

Welcome back to life…here are some links…

Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting
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Jenny McCarthy’s Son Still Has Autism
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Wild Turkey VS UPS Driver
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Crazed Alabama Fans Wrecking Ball Remix
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Really Big Tits…
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Gwyneth Paltrow has a “C” Tatooed on her Vagina
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25 Pics of Celebrities Working Out
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Dude Got Busted Having Sex with his Roommates Dog….
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Boiling Water Gun VS Extreme Cold
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Madonna’s Son is 13 and Drinks
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Cat Eating Ice Cream of the Day
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Kylie Jenner Gets a Ticket – People Actually Care….
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Russian Construction Working Lights Cigarette Proper…
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Bareback Bitches
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9 Year Old Makes Insane Hockey Goal
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Kendall Jenner Ski Suit Eroitca…That Is Barely Erotic
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Naked Girl in Nature
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Watch Girls Suck / FUCK / Touch Themselves without Begging them….
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2014

05

Jan

Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting Sex Tape Stills of the Day

I am never quite sure if the Tila Tequila story is a happy one of a trashy girl with few options scamming the system using the internet before the internet understood the system, or if it is a sad story where some poor girl with fake tits who was probably a stripper who aspired to be in Playboy or porn, got sidetracked thanks to MYSPACE and ended up a celebrity with her own show, only to be chewed up and spat out when people realized she didn’t quite matter and was virtually a nobody….

I’ve met her at least once, and she was actually sober and very friendly…I have no hate for her, I just know that whenever she makes an appearance, it is entertaining, sometimes it’s for sex tape, other times it is for club appearances, other times it’s on stage where Insane Clown Posse fans destroy the fuck out of her…sometimes it’s her becoming a jew, other times it’s her being anti-Semitic…always a cry fro attention…

That said, the good people at VIVID have revisited SEX TAPE STAR TILA TEQUILA who they already released a sex tape I had the exclusive on years ago…it was lesbian in nature…

Her new movie is called: Tila Tequila Backdoored and Squirting and I’ll be watching every fucking second of it, because I think Tila Tequila is awesome.

Here are some of the stills.


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Posted in:NSFW|Tila Tequila

2014

05

Jan

Kim Kardashian Makes Her Ass Small of the Day

Smoke and mirrors – Pornstar turned “Reality” Star “It” Girl – Kim Kardashian, the master of the lie…has decided to share her secret to New Years Resolution of fighting whatever baby weight her plastic surgeon left behind – by posing with a chick who has a fatter ass, probably Brazilian Butt Lifted (that’s where they inject you ass with fat from other parts of your body, a procedure, girls, including Kim Kardashian get to have a fat ass, because for some reason, thanks to hip hop, fat asses are all the fucking rage)…

It’s the good old proportionately, next to this fat ass, my ass looks tight, hustle so many girls do on the regular…and who really cares…this is Kim Kardashian we are talking about…the absolute epitome of evil the world has to offer…

I just hope she’ll disappear because let’s face it, it’s time…even if it’d be hard for her to disappear since she’s so fucking fat.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2014

04

Jan

Lea Michelle’s Brazilian Cut Bikini Ass of the Day

For those of you who don’t pay attention to bikinis, this is a Brazilian cut and it’s pretty much what ever girl is wearing now that butts are more important than pretty much any other body part, thanks to hormones in the food and fitness…

For those of you who don’t pay attention to genitals, when you’re looking at a MOURNING Lea Michelle, showing her ass for the internet, it’s like she doesn’t have a penis or tranny face at all.

I am into this…she’s got a good ass but at this point in my life, I’m pretty much into anything.

Posted in:Lea Michelle

2014

03

Jan

stepLINKS of the Day

It is still 2013 in my soul…

Here are some links…

Anastasia Ashley’s Ass
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Selena Gomez Segway’s With Bieber
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Girls Posing in Front of the Mirror
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This Guy Just Won the gym
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Alanis Morissette in a Bikini – Monster…
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Ryan Seacrest is Scared of Girls in Bikinis
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Jane Seymour in a Bikini at 62
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Taylor Swift Does New Years
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Tight Dresses
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Vanessa Hudgens Hikes
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Cool Man Made Surf Break
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Ejected from Car and Run Over By Car – FAIL
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30 Celebrity Make-Unders
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Oil Up This Chicks Ass And Go To Town!
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Selena Gomez is Banging Lil Romeo
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Ashley Roberts – Hot Cleavage
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Aubrey O’Day’s Instagram Tits
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Troian Bellisario for Seventeen Magazine
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Best Dad Joke Ever Told
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Julia Pereira Hot BikinI Body
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The Best Social Media Pics of the Week
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Nicole Boner for some Magazine
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12 Ways To Take Adavantage of the Snow
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Julianne Hough Legs
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How To Avoid 7 Uncomfortable Situations
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Kaley Cuoco’s Plumber Crack
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Big Titties Getting Wet
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Byranna Holly’s Hot Instragram
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Some Beast Named Jill Martin in a Bikini
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Jen Selter’s Ass on Instagram
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Greek Whore of the Day
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Stupid Hooker of the Day
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Ultimate Weather Bloopers
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Drifter into the Crowd
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22 Pictures of Real Ghosts
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Drugs Through a Microscope
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Mariah Carey Performed for a Dictator
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Maria Menounos Butt in a Bikini
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All Girls Like Cumming….This Helps Them…
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Watch Girls Suck / FUCK / Touch….
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Awesome Amateur Lesbians
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Mesh Panty Masturbation
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Dirty Water Bathtub Masturbation
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It’s Not Gay if there is a Girl
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Uneventful Masturbation
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Shitty Cam Girl Dance
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Tits on Webcam
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Weird Stage Performance….
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Hot Naked Girl
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Get the Best Porn – at a Discount
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SOME AMAZING OBNOXIOUS SHIRTS
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Posted in:stepLINKS