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2013

13

Dec

Alessandra Ambrosio for The Edit of the Day

Alessandra Ambrosio is a bikini model, so these pics of her modelling bikinis in The Edit may be shocking to you.

This is like Kim K releasing another sex tape, or Beyonce giving away an album because no one would ever by her shit, she’s got a lot of money, coupled with her thinking she’s a patron saint sent to rule the world with song, thanks to an ego that’s been fed more than her fried chicken ass and all the publicity upside it comes with….

Only the bikini model version, which is a lot better than shitty self righteous bottom feeding cunts, because because bikinis models are angels sent from heaven…and Alessandra Ambrosio is one of the leaders…

She also leads in mom here to show other moms they are fat and lazy and that their banding together to perpetuate a lie that it’s ok to have pregnancy weight is in fact not ok…and I like that about her…

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2013

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Dec

Michelle Jenneke Shitty Bikini Pics of the Day

Michelle Jenneke was the rugged hurdler everyone fell in love with thanks to her cute, smiling warm up video, without googling to see the monster she is without that cute, smiling warm up dance….but lucky for you, two years and an SI Spread later, she’s put herself in a bikini, only to take a few selfies for the fans, and it really isn’t not quite bikini model enough for me, but a lot too strong and big….

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2013

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Dec

Creepy Dad of the Day

Here are a couple of 25 year old Plastic Surgery sisters who look like they are 40 thanks to their creeper dad who does surgeries on them because he’s some kind of pervert with a god complex.

The kind of guy who wants his kids to look perfect, at least according to him, because he’s a plastic surgeon. Or maybe he’s embarrassed by his kids not being perfect, even if one of his kids is black trying to look white, because you can’t have a walking billboard for your brand looking like shit…

That’s the rich Orange County way, I wonder if he’s done some vaginal rejuvenation on them…I am sure he would…because he’s more of a creeper then the dad who just jerks of to his daughter’s friends after a pool party…

Either way, this is weird….but I guess the more I talk to people, the more I see they have Botox, even at 23, the more I realize people in the future are all going to look like freakish cat people…

This is totally unnecessary shit. Really. I find this fake beauty ugly as fuck. Counter productive to actual beauty…

The only plastic surgery I understand is a nose job, or tits if their tits are really bad, the rest of this shit, awful…

Posted in:Videos

2013

13

Dec

Isabela Soncini Bikini Catalog Model of the Day

Isabela Soncini is the Bikini Catalog model of the day, posing in shit that’s hardly interesting, but still in a bikini, making that totally OK, because sometimes porn is just boring and repetitive and all we need is a little bikini model erotica to get our fire started, in this world that is all about gaping spread vaginas – but that doesn’t need to be.

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2013

13

Dec

Cat Saving Gone Wrong and Other Videos of the Day

This is probably the worst video you will see today….

It is a video of a cat being saved from an electrical pole, only to not be saved at all. I assume this ended tragically and that makes this video pretty sad especially on the internet, where cats are fucking king.

I don’t like seeing cats die…and you probably don’t either so here’s a hispanic kicking some people off the bus

And here’s a former cage fighter fucking with someone trying to rob him

And here’s some Swans surfing…

Posted in:Videos

2013

13

Dec

Pixie Lott Performing in a Little Skirt of the Day

Pixie Lott is some hot young UK singer who was clever enough to get on stage at some UK Christmas event.

She looks like she’s young enough for me to try to date without getting arrested by while getting her family very fucking angry…but more importantly she looks like someone who really gets that if you’re on stage, and people are looking up at you, you need to wear a short tight skirt, to really make it matter…it’s all part of trying to take her songs international, and when a body is tight like this, I have no choice but to encourage. It reminds me of a horrible club I used to go to that had a balcony over the bar where girls danced, not really thinking that the dudes below could see up their skirt, even though that was the whole point of the balcony…you know the girls too caught up in the moment…bringing me back over and over again, thanks to all the pantyless pussy lip I saw…it was clever marketing…that clearly other people are onto…even if Pixie isn’t showing bag…she’s one small step away from that…and that makes me like her…

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2013

13

Dec

Emily Shaw Naked Outtakes for Zoo of the Day

Emily Shaw is a UK Glamour model who is consistently topless, so seeing her in these boring studio topless pics are about as exciting as seeing your wife of 20 years topless…sure she’s got tits and a vagina and she even lets you stick your dick in it sometimes but it’s boring as fuck…because you’ve been there and done that already…it’s like how can a UK Glamour model re-invent showing her tits after she’s done it 100 times. The only way is marry a soccer player, get fat, cause a scandal and even then not matter, but like your wife, who you still fuck, even if you’d rather not, only staring at her tits.

Posted in:Emily Shaw|NSFW

2013

13

Dec

Cop Porn of the Day

I don’t know if you don’t look at the video and just listen to the audio, this girl resisting arrest, who has two cops on her back restraining her, sounds a lot like every time I have sex…and apparently, those aren’t good sounds, it could happen to anyone.

The funny thing in all this is the guy filming lecturing them on their job, wasting their time explaining themselves, because they are Canadian, if this was anywhere else, motherfuckers would get shot.

If you don’t like that cop video – here’s one of some car avoiding a cop in the funniest way

Posted in:Videos

2013

13

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

There is nothing more romantic than gazing into a strippers eyes after sharing a special moment where you connected. I’m talking held hands, smiled and laughed together, than when she asks you for the 50 dollars so that she can move onto

Here are some morning links…

Girls in Bikinis in December…
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Every Fighting Game Ever
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Foregin Movie Posters!
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The 5 Best Mythological Creatures
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Barbara Fialho in a Bikini
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Oprah Didn’t Have Kids Because She’s got a Penis
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Girls on Cam are Better than Getting AIds
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Best Kate Upton Pics…If that is Possible…
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Some Cool Wall Art…
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Bruce Jenner is a Woman
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Uplifting Prostitute Story of the Day
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100 Sexiest Bodies of 2013
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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2013

12

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I just sniffed a girl’s dirty panties and I think I now know what heaven smells like…because all I aw were angles singing from the clouds above…but maybe just maybe I love the rank smell of questionable women…

Here are some stepLINKS


So Fox Thinks Jesus and Santa are White – And That Conversation is Some Real Dumb Fuckign Shit
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Girls Who Aren’t in Bras
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Emmy Rossum Trying to be Relevant…
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Helen Flanagan is Amazing…
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Blonde Extracts Her Own Tooth – New Fetish
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Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show GIFs
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Courtney Stodden’s Cartoon Tits Have a New Hair Color
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6 Hot Sex Moves from PG-13
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Sharon Osbourne Lied About Vagina Surgery
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12 Things You Didn’t Know About Taylor Swift
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Every Fighting Game Ever
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This Girl has Huge Tits
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Mariah Carey in a Neglige
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Arsenio Hall Hates Kanye
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Naya Rivera Looks More Black Every Day
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Epic Bridal Flower Toss Fail
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Some Chick Named Barbara Fialho
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Mylene Klass Christmas Upskirt!
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Giseles is a Playboy Chick and This is her Cheesy Posing…
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“Sexiest” Jingle Bell Rock VIdeo
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Wife Caught Cheating Video
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I Hate Christmas the Supercut
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Adriana Lima Legs
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Lots of Redheads….
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Girls Listen to their Mom Getting Fucked
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Kate Bell Topless in Macbeth
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Lizzie Jagger Topless
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Bonnie Rotten is a Performer of the Year
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Paris Hilton Leather Pants
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Catherine Giudici Bikini…
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Facts that Will Blow Your Mind…
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Cheetah and Dog Frolick Together in the Snow
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Woah – This is a Pretty Hardcore Butt Plug Video on VIMEO
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Love Magazine Advent Calendar
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Some Greek Gogo Dancer Gone Nuts
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Christina Applegate Lives
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Meagan Good – Playing with her Tits…
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Katie Lohnmann See Through
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Ashley Benson – Photoshopped to Shit
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Sydney Barlette is a Playboy Model…
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Michele Levesque in Muscle and Fitness
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16 Year old Elvis Impression
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Obama Can’t Go Back in Time
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Banned Condom Ad
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K-Fed Has 6 Kids…
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Katy Perry Dressed like a Muppet
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Taylor Swift and Lorde Together as One
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Susan Sarandon Likes To Get High…
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Stay Lazy – Let This Do All The Work on the Pussy
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Girls on Cam are Better than Getting AIds
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Exclusive Drunken Stepfather Discount – Get the Best Porn
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Amy Anderssen Big Tits in Body Paint
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Some GIrl Takes Her Time Putting on her Top
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Double Penetrated Cam Girl
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British Girls Get Pissed On…
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Massive Dildo Penetration
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Testicle Stapled to Face
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AMazing Nude Girl
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Rim Job of the day
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Secretary Strips
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Hot Girl Spreading Pussy…
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I like to make girls squirt and this is how I learned How…
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GET CIGARS FOR THE HOLIDAYS HERE….
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OBNOXIOUS SHIRT OF THE DAY
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VISIT THE VERY MERRY HOLIDAY ADVENT CALENDAR

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