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2013

05

Nov

Emily Scott Nipples in FHM of the Day

Emily Scott is some random nobody…who has been on some random nobody shows…because that is the random nobody dream…because there is a hope with being a random nobody that the random nobody shows will put the random nobody on the map and make them a random somebody you can’t quite place…leading to great opportunity for money and the good life…but when that random nobody shit fails…they can take it to toplessness..show those random nobody nipples…because that’s all part of random nobodies trying to make noise….because maybe, just maybe someone will notice…and when nipples are involved…they usually do…for at least a minute because she does have tits and I’m into looking at them

Posted in:Emily Scott|NSFW

2013

05

Nov

Amazing Blonde Girl Getting Arrested and Other Videos of the Day

This seems like a joke…but here’s a chick from Ohio that I assume was shot years ago…is getting arrested for a TV show…making it more likely staged…you know, she’s a hired actor there to make an otherwise boring situation more interesting…and I am glad they did because this girl brings me great joy even if she’s just there for dramatized dramatic effect…

If you don’t like that – here’s an intense guy punching a bear trap…

If you don’t like that – here’s a couple of bucks bucking…

How about a concert fight…

Posted in:Videos

2013

05

Nov

Traci Lords Lives of the Day

Traci Lords is the kind of pornstar I like…classic…an innovator but more importantly a shit disturber…teen runaway at 15…only to turn to porn…only to announce on her 18th birthday that she wasn’t 18 when she shot all those porns…making her a kiddie porn star…and the people who shot her getting fucked…as the barely legal who was not legal…kiddie pornographers in a time when the industry already got so much heat…that’s like some broken girl punk rock shit that I think leads to an interesting existence…an existence that has brought her to this…even Terry Richardson saw her at….she looks 90, is actually 45, because that’s the porn aging formula…I’m still a fan of all she represents…I want to be her friend…with my mouth.

Here’s a classic porn of hers NSFW

Posted in:Traci Lords

2013

05

Nov

Claire Danes for Interview of the Day

Claire Danes, who if you are like me, you wrote off back in the 90s when she was the annoying depressive 90s angst who couldn’t get fucked by Jared Leto on My So Called Life…I mean I assume she’s done other things, but I haven’t paid attention to her, because all I can think about is the girls I used to know back then, who I didn’t want to even bang then, because of their plaid, apathetic disposition…it was a horrible time…and this bitch is the figure head…but now at 40 she’s topless in interview…and at least one of you is stoked about that…

Posted in:Claire Danes

2013

05

Nov

Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Emily DiDonato for Juicy Couture of the Day

Rosie Huntington-Whitely and Emily DiDonato are part of some Juicy Couture campaign I call “Instagram pics”…where they hire a massive model with a massive day rate and probably a massive photographer…also with a massive day rate…along with a crew and location that probably cost a fortune…all to get this fantastic picture that looks like it was shot with an iPhone for instagram…it’s so authentic…I guess worth every penny…pennies they can afford since the brand probably does over 500 million dollars in sales…so why not throw that money into bullshit like this..otherwise the government gets it…right….

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2013

05

Nov

Paris Hilton’s Inspirational Marketing Pitch While Honored in a Russian Mall of the Day

I don’t know what Russian Billionaire Paris Hilton had sex with, but I am going to assume he owns the Russian Mall that presented her with this star on their walk of fame….and that they probably met on Yachts in Ibizia…or maybe Russia, like during the cold war, is just 10 years behind America and hitting up on our last week’s kitchen garbage, honouring them with bullshit things, and giving them a venue to feel important since they have fallen off at home….or maybe…just maybe…no one else returned this Mall’s call for such a silly thing…because flying the 10-12 hours even for a free Moscow trip…was more of a pain in the ass than anything…but it’s nice to see Paris took the opportunity to pitch her shit to a poor unsuspecting crowd who just want a taste of America…but instead got a taste of a vapid, useless, famewhore brat…who likes to talk about herself…which I guess based on the girls I’ve met…is a taste of America…good times.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2013

05

Nov

Bieber Getting Hit By a Water Bottle of the Day

This happened a few days before Bieber fell off and went to a brothel to get AIDS from tranny Brazilian hookers, as people like to do when partaking in some sex tourism…it was in concert when motherfucker got hit by a bottle…a storyline that would be more interesting if it was a bullet, or really any explosive, because a dead Bieber makes for a better and safer world for the youth of tomorrow…not that I care about Bieber, but I do care about seeing him get hurt and running off stage..

Posted in:Bieber

2013

05

Nov

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

Finally convincing the girl you’ve been sexting for the last 8 months into sending you a vagina pic, only to discover that her vagina is actual a penis…is a bit of a bummer.

Here are some stepLINKS…in the morning…

Stupid Miley Selfie of the Day
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Kristen Stewart Face…
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These Star Wars Vibrators are Nutty
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Today in Tramp Stamps!
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Raccoon Eating Grapes….
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Jamie Alexander Tight Dress
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Jordan Carver Big Tits
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Actors who are Shorter than You Think….
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This Doge Shit is Going Nuts…
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These 10 Companies Own Everything…
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1000s of Girls…For You…At Any Given Time…
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2013

05

Nov

Mila K is the Babe of the Night

Her name is MILA from X-ART and I am going to assume she’s from Eastern Europe, because I typecast like that, but I think we can all agree that wherever she is from, it must be a lot like heaven, because she’s pretty fucking perfect…I blame her dark hair, blue eyes and being naked as fuck..

It always amazes me when nude models don’t look like broken girls, but rather, like perfection…it’s like this can’t be right, even though it is so right…

Amazing..

TO SEE MORE OF MILA GETTING WAY MORE HARDCORE CLICK HERE

Posted in:NSFW

2013

05

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

I want your HPV all over my face is not a good pick-up line….even if it is statistically totally accurate…sometimes you gotta keep science out of love…

Farrah Abraham is Amazing
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This is Your New Wonder Woman
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15 People who Got Arrested for Being Weird.
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Michelle Pfeiffer was in a Cult
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20 Solid Moustaches
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75 Pics of Candice Swanepoel in Lingere
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Today in Taylor Swift
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Today in Thigh Gap
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Spinning Karate Kick
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Cool Motorcycle Bike
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Britney’s New Song Called Perfume
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Celine Dion Defends Miley – Ends Up With a Viral Video…
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Ali Larter in 2001
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In Case You Care – Eva Mendes is Single
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Chinese Construction is Fun
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Miley Had Sex with Benji Madden
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I love This Lady Gaga at the Youtube Awards
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Star Wars Trailer the Blooper Edition
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Slutty Celebrity Pics
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Drew Barrymore is Baby Making…
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Lizzie Cundy AWESOME Nip Slip
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Mug Shot of the Day
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Get Your Movember Prostate Massage
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Nicki Minaj Solid Ass
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Slutty Halloween Costume Round Up
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Hilary Duff’s Model Legs…Right…
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Ninja Dogs
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Some Greek Babe’s Tits…
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Thinspiration Bikini Model of the Day
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This is Pretty Cool…
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Default Emily Ratajkowski in Bra for DIY Project
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20 Celebs Who are Extremely Smart
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I’d Like To Nuzzle My Cock Between Her Ass Cheeks
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A Gif of a Girl Crawling
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Kate Bosworth Topless!!
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Denver Nuggets Mascot Passing Out Hilariousness
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Some babe named Briana Lee is Hot as Fuck
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The Hottest Vegetarian Bitches
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Some Big Fucking Tits
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Eva Longoria See Through Spandex. Sweet Fucking Ass
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PUSSY PARTY
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From stepSMUT!! VERY NSFW!
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This is the Most Twisted Shit Ever
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Jayden James Drops Her Bikini Top
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Three Lesbians on a Boat
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Naked Commercial – Throwback
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Some Naked Chicks Getting Naked…
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GIRLS LIKE VIBRATORS….
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Cam With Her…Cuz She’s a Babe
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Get Little Caprice stripping naked for free
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The Best Thing to Happen to the Instagram…
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This Shirt Gets Me Laid…..#FACT
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Posted in:stepLINKS