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2013

06

Aug

Chris Cornell’s Wife Topless on the Beach of the Day

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Chris Cornell is some singer from some band you’re probably really into called Soundgarden cuz you are stuck in the 90s because that was the last time you got laid…you’ve fallen off pro, peaked in high school, and that’s ok, because so did this bitch, I mean seriously if I was in a shitty band, the topless bitch I was married to would not look like this pile of slippy shit….but i’ll still post the pics…

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2013

06

Aug

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Leaving the Gym of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely is pretty spectacular…I like when she gets her fitness game on, not quite as much as I like when she gets her fucking old, bald, jacked up dudes game on, or even as much as when she gets her making Megan Fox obsolete, not because of Megan Fox’s pregnancy, but because she showed how a talentless model can carry her role, and not even as much as I like seeing her topless for fashion…but enough to do this post…she’s a babe.

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2013

06

Aug

More from Rihanna’s Cropover Party of the Day

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You’ve probably seen these pics of Rihanna at her Bajan Crop over event doing her whole Caribana shit and if you’re like me, you probably loved it, if you’re a racist you probably hated it, thinking it was a negro festival and that shouldn’t happen, and if you’re a Christian, like Rihanna, but less confused about being a Christian, and more into being a slut…an exhibitionist slut…who loves attention because she sold her fucking soul to the devil and as far as I’m concerned it was a good deal..

Apparently, this is the video…

Here are the pics…

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2013

06

Aug

Anastasia Ashley’s Warm Up Twerk of the Day

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Her name is Anastasia Ashley. If you’ve never heard of her, she’s a pro surfer I’ve posted on before. If you have heard of her, you know she’s got an amazing surfer ass, a surfer ass that she’s warming up the right way before her recent surf contest, that according to the internet, she didn’t win in competition but seriously fucking won in her warm up….a warm-up she twerked her way through while listening to her iPod while the other surfers looked on in confusion…a warm-up I want to marry…a warm-up I wish I could write a song for…a song where the chorus goes like this “do that warm-up on my dick”….it’s a work in progress, I’m not very musical…but it gets the point across….

This is amazing. Her ass is amazing. Her warm-up…amazing…all sports need warm-ups like this…all high school gym classes need warm-ups like this…all amateur and pro sporting events need warm-ups like this…hell all gym work-outs need warm-ups like this. It’s fucking perfect, she’s fucking perfect…

The best thing in all this is that I have a feeling she has no idea that she’s being watched, you know she’s a surfer and surfers just don’t give a fuck…I have a feeling she has no idea she’s being filmed as she warms up before the contest…which makes it so much hotter, at least to me, because I’m all about watching a bitch, whether through her bedroom/bathroom window…or in public..I’m a creep like that…a creep who needs more twerking in my life…

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2013

06

Aug

Elena Satine Naked in Magic City of the Day

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I’ve never seen the show Magic City, apparently it’s about Miami in the late 50s, a time when Miami was probably just as Cuban, which is probably why they made the show, knowing that Cubans would watch it obsessively…

I’ve never heard Elena Satine, but I am quickly become a fan of her work, all naked and dressed like Marilyn, someone get this chick an Oscar, I believe her struggle…and the depth of her character…and by depth of her character…I mean her bra size…

I’m always down for an aspiring actor to pay her rent and aspire the naked way…it’s better than working a strip club and who knows, maybe she’ll get famous for her tits, I mean this is a far better strategy than fucking execs as some call girl or some shit, unless of course she’s only here from fucking execs…and who cares if she is, we’re all fucking hookers….it’s human nature…what matters is her nude scene.

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2013

06

Aug

Miranda Kerr in Vogue UK of the Day

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Miranda Kerr keeps on trying…now that she’s quit Victoria’s Secret, she’s got a whole lot of hustle to do to stay relevant. Now that she hasn’t got the marketing team of the brand behind her, she’s gotta figure this out on her own, because the second no one cares and forget she exists is the second she’s gotta go back to making babies with A-listers and that shit is dirty for a pussy, it just ravages it, but not too dirty for me to turn my back on it, if anything it’s just the right amount of dirty that I’d want to volunteer to use my mouth to clean it up…

So she’s in Vogue UK, she still matters for now, people pay attention to her, because if you don’t, it’s back to the delivery room shitting out babies from her twat…and we can’t have that..because even if she bounces back, there’s no real guarantee she’ll bounce back quite enough…

I’m still a fan of her alien face…thanks to the rest of her body….a body that she’s barely covering with clothes, but still covering too much for my liking, strategic nudity that’s just a miserable cocktease…the fucking worst…

All this to say, keep up the good work bro. You don’t need that evil empire to own you. Break free…run while you can….

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2013

06

Aug

Edita Vilkeviciute in her Bra for Mango of the Day

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Edita Vilkeviciute has an insane fucking body…and by body I mean tits…tits that before they went all commercial and sold out to the brands and the bras they make were NAKED …probably not for money…because that’s how you take a babe from who gives a fuck where, but I’ll assume somewhere run by the Russian mob, from a fate of pissing on webcam for perverts like you, to getting paid heavy, almost as heavy as her heavy hanging breasts, to get half naked for billion dollar brands…

I’m thinking she’s from one of those weird Soviet test sites that are near a nuclear plant or some kind of lab facility that fucked with cloning back in the 70s to win Olympic medals, to prove that communism rocks…

You know like one of those small towns your shitty car breakdowns in, where all the girls are 6 foot tall big-C cup, looking for new cock to fill them…only that never happens, that’s why this bitch was scooped up by big companies, she’s a freak of nature, in a good way.

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2013

06

Aug

Kimberly Garner Hot in a Bikini of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is some UK nobody. She’s on TV and I have a feeling no one gives a fuck about her even with that, but I could be wrong, I mean the UK is filled with pretty fucking trashy working class people as not everyone is the Royal Family, I’m talking toothless, fat, grey skinned potato eating chimney sweeping, factory workers all soot covered…living in a cold water flat that hasn’t been renovated since 1790 and they may have a thing for her the one person from the UK who can tan. It may be the only thing they look forward to after a horrible long day at the bangers and mash factory…

All I know is that I love bikini pics, on any person in a bikini, she hardly has to be famous, hell I’ve probably jerked off to more random girl and their vacation pics, because half half naked is better than clothed, and in the UK, not looking grey, diabetic and toothless…which is probably why this bid is being we’re looking at these pics here today…

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2013

06

Aug

Arianny Celeste Behind the Scenes of the Day

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Arianny Celeste is leaking some behind the scenes of her calendar shoot cuz she’s struggling to stay relevant. I mean there is only so long that a girl can be the den mother of the UFC before the younger hotter ones take over the reins from her. She’s 27 according to her Wikipedia, which means she’s probably 45, and her tits 27. She’s a stripper or show girl, and she’s been doing this since 2006…we call it her lottery ticket…

I mean maybe she should be looking at that calendar she’s gonna be half naked in and say to herself “It’s time, I’m old as fuck, I shouldn’t be doing this, but people like me, cuz I make an otherwise gay sport straight, and my body is pretty fucking fit, and I’m short and have no talent, there’s nothing else out there for me to do, so ride this til it crashes and fucking burns, until it’s comedic, cuz it’s all I fucking have…

How did you like my Arianny Celeste impression? Pretty good right.

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2013

06

Aug

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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My favorite thing ever is random girls I don’t know on snapchat sending me some of the best faceless nudes in the history of faceless nudes…it’s like everyday girls I’d never get nudes from without snapchat, pulling the fuck through…making me fall in love with technology all over again…I mean anything that helps a girl get nude, from the internet, to digital cameras, to smartphones to apps that give the illusion the nudes disappear…is some shit I can get behind and love…

That said, add me to snapchat – > drunkstepfather

Especially if you’re a babe…or even a 2 into getting half naked….

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