When a girl doesn’t want to send me sex videos with her boyfriend or ex boyfriend that I know deep down inside she wants me to see… I try to guilt trip her, I congratulate her on the WIN…and tell her that she’s a devil and that I hope she sleeps well tonight -knowing the […]

The worst thing to find out from a family member is that your wife, who you met online in the 90s, an era when only real weirdos used the internet, is a post opp tranny, which would explain her moustache, her “diabetes” pills, her sheer size and more importantly that dick shaped pussy I’ve been […]

I really don’t want to talk about COVID, RACE, any of that other bullshit that gets in the way of our being the piece of shit humans that we are, regardless of race and color.. But, I saw a pic of The Rock getting his vaccine, bro we know that shit is human growth hormone […]

Alex Trebek is going to die of Pancreatic cancer, probably sooner than later and that is tragic news.. In other tragic news from yesterday – Kylie Jenner is not a self made billionaire, as self made as her dad’s vagina is the quote I appreciated most on the social media…because his vagina was made by […]

It’s hard to not hate myself knowing that I was on the internet in 1995…I built my first website for an HTML class at a community college in 1997….I ran a website in 2000 for a clothing company….but wasn’t very good at it, but I understood the basics, knew the future was that but instead […]

Romance is dead. You tell a girl you’re seducing on tinder that every time you rape a homeless man you whisper her name in his ear…and instead of saying thanks, bitch goes off and reports you, compromising your account…which is precisely why you shouldn’t do things for other people, there is no appreciation, make your […]

Watch out for creepy dudes pretending to be against rape culture to garner the trust of unsuspecting women – so that he can get them alone to discuss current events and issues – maybe even starting a rape safe space for victims to be heard – only to get them drunk so he can try […]