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2012

05

Sep

Carolyn Murphy Creepy as Fuck for Vogue Italy of the Day

This is a weird tranny club kid…Amanda Lepore…fucking too much MDMA and DMT fashion photoshoot of carolyn murphy who you may know as some top model, famous model, model model…..but who I know as a pornstar with her own sex tape …and now…she’s doing high fashion with less tit and getting fuckde….but a hell of a lot more fetish weirdness I couldn’t help but post….cuz it is erotic in a very weird fucking way…especially for you sci-fi, tranny loving, virgin, nerd losers….

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2012

05

Sep

Kim Kardashian Proves She’s Ugly of the Day

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I’ve been calling this bitch a fat ugly pig for years…and all her fat ugly fans get mad at me….well not all of them…cuz if all of them got mad at me…I would be as relevant as her…and thus rich and famous and not struggling to buy myself a fucking beer cuz no one wants to advertise on this sexy as fuck site…..

But now she’s gone out and proved it by showing us how much labor goes into making her look presentable….and the funniest thing in all this is that even before they turned her into some movie magic made up like everyday is Halloween cuz really bitch is a monster and everyday is Halloween without her make-up….she’s got make-up on…

Everything about this whore is a fucking lie….except the fact that she is a whore….that even her Boyfriend Kanye calls her out for being in his recent song…anything for press.

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2012

05

Sep

Chris O’Dowd Tweets His Wife in Lingerie of the Day

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Chris O’Dowd is the Irish guy in the movie Bridesmaids, and Dawn Porter is his new wife, who he married last week, who is a published writer, documentary film maker, podcaster and all round productive perosn, who when stripped down for free in a twitpic, is really nothing more than a half naked girl I don’t envy the husband of, cuz when you’re in Bridesmaids, you can pretty much fuck every American groupie under the age of 35, instead of being locked down to this….even this may stimulate him on an emotional level or intellectual level cuz she’s all fucking eager to produce shit….it just doesn’t make sense…don’t these people realize every married person hates their fucking life? Either way, here’s his wife in lingerie, cuz staring at someone else’s wife in lingerie is better than staring at your own wife…

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2012

05

Sep

Belinda In Her Bikini of the Day

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Here is my Mexican Pussy I want to fuck cuz I’m half Mexican but like Halle Berry is with her black…conveniently fully Mexican when I need to be….

Belinda is some massive Mexican singing sensation that I like to use to pay tribute to my dead whore mother who was a Mexican white men wanted to fuck bad enough to pay her 20 dollars, which was like 50 dollars in today’s currency….

Belinda may not have been born in Mexico, but her Spanish dad moved the family there to exploit the local cheap labor, in efforts to become a millionaire who could invest in his daughter’s dream…a dream that has lead to multiple Latin American Grammy awards….that may not matter here in America…but her bikini pics do…she’s got a nutty fucking body….

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2012

05

Sep

Alicia Silverstone’s Modeling Lingerie of the Day

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I would say this is offensive behavior on Alicia Silverstone’s part, you know taking her disgusting mom body and squeezing it into Lingerie, something that should be saved for an unhappy husband who has given up on life and sex alike now that he’s a father and married, you know dreading the nights he has to satisfy his wife, especially when she decides to sex things up to spice up the relationship, a miserable anxiety driver…..but I guess her half naked is better than her feeding her kid as a bird…She’s weird but not as weird as the idea of casting her to be in this shit….

She’s never been a sex kitten or a love interest in my masturbation fantasies, she’s definitely not now that she’s older and thicker, but here are the pics anyway…

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2012

05

Sep

Stella Hudgens Slutty Tween Pic of the Day

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I don’t know what it is about girls wanted to grow up so fast….you know sexualize themselves at such a young age when they should be playing with barbies…but it must be the hormones in the foods…or maybe, just maybe, bitches have always been sluts who love male attention, who know their young hot bodies are there for a limited amount of time and who know that at 16, dudes want to fuck her even more so cuz they can’t….they have all the equipment, it is legal in most places, so keep up the slut…it is the only way to surpass your sister’s low level fame….

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2012

05

Sep

Ariana Grande Tween Small Titty Erotica of the Day

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I have seen this Ariana Grande character on social networking sites recently, I haven’t bothered looking her up or seeing who she is, because despite all her followers, I feel we are all equals and I know she’s not bothering looking me up, and I feel that she’s too young to have actually initiated a career or paved the way, but instead she’s just someone elses pawn…not that that matters…

What matters is that she’s the ambassador for small titties everywhere, magazines are writing about her, she’s posting pics of her bra about it, and if that isn’t an amazingly insignificant campaign to endorse, or cause to get behind…I don’t know what is….oh right…the breast implant club of America, for bitches who aren’t as into little tits as this Ariana Grande character…

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2012

05

Sep

Jenna Jameson Ready to Strip of the Day

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I am a firm believer in not paying attention to whores who get paid for sex and that you can google to see get fucked, especially when those whores in question got paid millions selling their souls to the devil through their vaginas…because I figure they’re damaged selves have fucking won…but for some reason…seeing Jenna Jameson at some strip club for a gig, looking like a delicate flower really puts a life in porn into perspective…you can really have kids and turn the whole sex trade stigma around….she must have found Jesus or some shit…

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2012

05

Sep

Valerie van der Graaf for Beach Bunny of the Day

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Valerie van der Graaf is the new Kate Upton, modeling bikinis for Beach Bunny, with a lot less sloppy tit and belly that Kate Upton is too busy fighting off so that she doesn’t end up the next Anna Nicole Smith, and a lot more DUTCH AWESOME I’VE POSTED BEFORE ….but maybe I’m just into Euro girls, with their accents and better metabolisms, with more culture and less cheap beer drinking in trailer parks trying to live out the Jersey Shore dream….but think it has more to do with her not being a fucking pig like Kate Upton….making this a good move for the Beach Bunny brand as far as I’m concerned.

That said she does have a bit of a gremlin / bull dog / non human face….

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2012

05

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Starting race wars on Facebook is always a bad idea….I like to piss people off but I’ve decided my new strategy is not fighting but flirting…with sexy girls….who I will only discriminate against if they don’t flirt back….other than that…we are all God’s children and we should love each other unless you are obese..in which case you should starve yourself…

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