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2018

19

Jan

Valerie Van Der Graaf Tits of the Day

Valerie Van Der Graaf Nipples on the Phone

Valerie van der Graaf was some Glamour model who’s done some bikini modeling because she’s got big tits and a body….and now she’s a nobody…

I’ve called her a better version of Kate Upton in the past, when she was coming up, before she fell off the map….and not just because they modeled for the same bikini company…but because her face has is hotter, her body hotter, same sloppy tits, but the rest of her isn’t 6 months of preparing for hibernation at the all you can eat buffet…Kate Upton is gross…

She’s from the Netherlands, that’s why she’s got that wild and crazy name, which means if things had gone my way, she’d be a legal prostitute in the red light district, but since nothing goes my way, she’s just showing off her hot body for money, instead of having sex with random passerbys for money….but she’s still doing this model thing trying….despite being a nobody…

Not that she got paid for this shoo because now she’s a nobody…

I’d just like to say welcome back Valerie Van Der Graaf…it’s been years since we last saw those tits.

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2017

02

Aug

Dioni Tabbers & Valerie van der Graaf Model Tits French Kiss of the Day

When I take pics of topless models tonguing each other, I come across as some weirdo casting couch pervert trying to get a boner to jerk off to at a later date, because my models are homeless crackheads in need of 5 dollars, my camera an iphone 4 or less, and my set a back alley…

When Ellen Von Unwerth does it, it’s fashion or “art”…because she’s been in the game since the 80s, has always done sexual content, but most importantly, because the world accepts her as an artist, not a pervert, being a girl perv makes things easier and girl gets PAID hefty for it…

I’ll still look at her models and their big tits…cuz I like big tits…tonguing..cuz I am also a pervert…I just don’t get paid for it.

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2016

27

Jun

Valerie van der Graaf Not Nude for Playboy of the Day

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Valerie van der Graaf is some Glamour model who’s done some bikini modeling because she’s got big tits and a body….

I’ve called her a better version of Kate Upton and not just because they modeled for the same bikini company…but because her face has is hotter, her body hotter, same sloppy tits, but the rest of her isn’t 6 months preparing for hibernation at the all you can eat buffet…

She’s from the Netherlands, which means if things had gone my way, she’d be a legal prostitute in the red light district, but since nothing goes my way, she’s just showing off her hot body for money, instead of having sex with random passerbys for money….

I guess what we’ve learned her today kids, is that everyone is a hooker, it’s just a matter of price as to whether you penetrate them or just get them half naked…..and when they look like this, that’s a good thing.

And now she’s in Playboy, showing her ass, and some tit, but not all of her tit, because this is Playboy the Instagram years, trying to give the instagram vibe – with no nipples…in the dumbest fucking business decision…they could have made…

The photographer is David Bellemere, who’s great, the model is great, but what the fuck is this no nipple..

Bellemere shoots for Victoria’s Secret…nipples – but NO – not for Playboy – that would just make too much sense…

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2014

06

Aug

Valerie Van Der Graaf is Good of the Day

Valerie Van Der Graaf is a Dutch model – who has been in a bunch of campaigns, the most mainstream being Sports Illustrated, proving that just because you are hotter and more amazing than Kate Upton, the general American public will always choose the American. It’s some racism and patriotic bullshit that may makes sense when applied to wear your clothing is made, but that doesn’t make sense when applied to women, because Kate Upton is not as hot as this…and that’s the end of discussion…

Now I generally hate Black & White photos, because I know most pictures are shot on digital and turned black and white, for effect…and I hate that shit…but I do like this babe naked, busty, and hot bodied…so I’ll just imagine it in color like I used to as a poor kid playing videogames one of my mom’s john’s gave her on our shitty Mexican TV…

But this isn’t about me…it’s about magical Valerie.

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2013

24

May

Valerie van der Graaf for Elle Serbia of the Day

I think this Valerie van der Graaf is a better version of Kate Upton and not just because they model for the same bikini company…but because her face has the same effect, her tits are as sloppy and her body doesn’t seem like it’s been eating for the last 6 months preparing for hibernation.

She’s from the Netherlands, which means if things had gone my way, she’d be a legal prostitute in the red light district, but since nothing goes my way, she’s just showing off her hot body for money, instead of having sex with random passerbys for money….

I guess what we’ve learned her today kids, is that everyone is a hooker, it’s just a matter of price as to whether you penetrate them or just get them half naked…..and when they look like this, that’s a good thing.

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2013

03

Apr

Valerie Van Der Graaf Hot for WILDFOX of the Day

Valerie Van Der Graaf is the next Kate Upton. She even models for BEACH BUNNY ….all big titty and Anna Nicole Smith like….ready to one day turn fat if the right opportunity comes up….but sticking to this busty on a skinny frame as long as possible cuz it pays the fucking bills…

Well, now she’s modeling for very trendy, very massive, Wildfox Couture, and I’m loving this shoot, from thigh highs, to garters, hard nipples to 1950s fetishes, they’ve made catalog pictures worth jerking off to, all it took was some props, cuz if you read the site you’ll know I hate Catalog pics, but kinda love this….good hustle Wildfox….

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2012

05

Sep

Valerie van der Graaf for Beach Bunny of the Day


Valerie van der Graaf is the new Kate Upton, modeling bikinis for Beach Bunny, with a lot less sloppy tit and belly that Kate Upton is too busy fighting off so that she doesn’t end up the next Anna Nicole Smith, and a lot more DUTCH AWESOME I’VE POSTED BEFORE ….but maybe I’m just into Euro girls, with their accents and better metabolisms, with more culture and less cheap beer drinking in trailer parks trying to live out the Jersey Shore dream….but think it has more to do with her not being a fucking pig like Kate Upton….making this a good move for the Beach Bunny brand as far as I’m concerned.

That said she does have a bit of a gremlin / bull dog / non human face….

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2012

14

Aug

Valerie van der Graaf Hot for Lovecat #5 of the Day

Valerie van der Graaf is a hot model from the Netherlands….She was in the last issue of Lovecat Magazine, looking pretty fucking spectacular , but I’m a bigger fan of this half nakedness, erotica, all busty as fuck and good enough to try to get pregnant, even if you’ll never be in the same room as her, being someone who never leaves his couch, but if you’re like me, and have a lot of time on your hands, you can look up every van der Graaf in the Netherlands and send them a condom filled with your semen you made yourself looking at these pics, hoping she may flip it inside out and have your baby….even though the chances are she won’t even get it, but those who do , will likely call the cops, ruining everything.

Life is unfair. These pictures are not…unless this bitch is actually disgusting when not in professional photoshoots…like most bitches are…lies everywhere….don’t matter when I can seee titty…

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2012

22

Feb

Valerie van der Graaf Looking Hot for LoveCat #4 of the Day

Her name is Valerie van der Graaf…she’s a 20 years old….5 foot 11…..Dutch…..model who isn’t showing nipple for fashion but who is looking hot enough in this shoot to make me waste my time posting her pics…..for no reason other than to cross reference one day in the event she gets famous…you know one for the fucking catalogs…and between you and me…I prefer my Dutch models working as legal prostitures instead of this…but I can’t control everyone or the mistakes they make in their careers….

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