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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day
Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2012

02

Apr

Emmy Rossum Gets Naked in Shameless Again of the Day

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I am totally uninterested in Emmy Rossum. I don’t know if it is because she blocked me on Facebook like this bitch:

I get it, she’s decent looking and willing to get naked on TV cuz if she wasn’t willing to get naked on TV, she wouldn’t be on TV, but instead countless hotter bitches who are willing to get naked on TV would be….

I am so desensitized, the world is full of half naked sluts, I’m at the point where they all kinda blend into each other, glad they exist, but don’t give a fuck who they are, cuz they are replaceable, as there is always hot pussy around the corner, usually even hotter cuz you haven’t seen it naked yet, ready to get its fuck on….naked and amazing…

But I’ll post this bitch anyway.


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2012

02

Apr

Cheryl Cole Dancing in Leopard Print Panties of the Day

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Cheryl Cole is the hot bitch with Prison tattoos who became famous in the UK by fucking and marrying some star footballer, like some kind of self serving whore who uses her vagina to get ahead, you know for the sake of her shitty Bar Mitzvah caliber contrived girl band called Girls Aloud, before going onto judge X-Factor, bringing serious hotness to an otherwise boring show, only to be replaced in America by that dude Nicole Scherzinger, forcing her to re-evaluate her high school drop out, white trash career, and relaunch in America with a solo career….a solo career that invovles videos of her in her panties….dancing around like it is not too late. I’m into it.


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2012

02

Apr

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass Squeezed into a Bikini for Attention of the Day

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I am not allowed to post the big fat sloppy ass from a far picture of Kim Kardashian in the Domincan Republic with her family….an ass that even when pixelated thanks to the zoom of the paparazzi…is fat, sloppy and uneventful as far as I’m concerned, but then again I hate the bitch, her family and everything they stand for….so when I see her in bikini, I don’t think “i need to see if my dick would make it past that meat and make contact with her asshole”…instead I think “I hope she fucking drowns”….


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2012

02

Apr

Lookin’ Down Rachel Heller’s Shirt then staring at her Ass .. of the DAy

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Her name is Rachel Heller.

I’ve been stalking this girl on Facebook for a long fucking time, but don’t tell her, cuz she’ll end up deleting me as a friend, then I will have no way to stalk her, ruining all my fucking fun and work, planting my seed, to be her internet husband….joy to my depressing, often times pathetic life.

I’ve posted some STOLEN BIKINI PICS I WANTED TO FUCK OFF HER WITH MY MOUTH before…..

You’ve probably never heard of her, but she’s some future Hollywood pussy in the making, from NYC, on a TV show called Styled By June, and owner of her own IMDB page……

My friend at NOTSOMEBODY , a nobody in LA, ran into her on the street this past weekend and snapped off some pics….making me hate my life, cuz if I was there I would have totally got her pregnant, even if it was a matter of throwing a fistful of semen at her leg…hoping my shit is strong enough to climb its way into uterus.


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2012

02

Apr

Julianne Moore’s Not So Hot Bikini Bottomed Ass of the Day

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Julianne Moore is old. She’s not that tight bodied…but since the early 90s, she’s been showing her natural red headed pussy in movies, and there’s something pretty fucking endearing about that…here’s a full frontal clip that someone made it past the evil emperors at Youtube…..

Ive never been able to jerk off to the bitch in her 3 decade long career, but she did make me less scared of redheaded pussy…but shoving it down my throat over and over again….

More importantly, I always fixate on Amanda Seyfried in the AMAZING LESBIAN MILF SEX SCENE IN CHLOE …..but you know what…there were two vaginas in the room and the old bitch deserves some love too….

Even if seeing her in these bikini bottoms….is far less than inspiring.


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2012

02

Apr

Joanna Krupa’s Vollyball Playing Volleyball Shaped Fake Titties in a Bikini of the Day

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I recently banged a girl with small fake tits, the kind you wouldn’t know were fake tits, cuz why bother getting fake tits that aren’t ridiculous, unless you were chipping a tooth on their tennis ball firmness….and you know she made me a believer in the fact that fake tits aren’t as bad as I used to think they were….

You know, they save a bitch from having shitty tits, a fate sometimes worse than death, and they look great when they are bouncing on your dick….or when in bathing suits, bras, clothes, whatever….

But unless shit is for a cancer survivor, the kind of girl who gets fake tits remains the same, whether they are the stupid sized ones or the little one….an insecure, uncomfortable in themselves, possibly self hating, definitely seeking the attention or approval of others, probably cuz one of their family members probably abandoned them as a child.

Here’s the video footage I watched on mute, even though I am sure it has amazing high caliber journalistic qualities to it…


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2012

02

Apr

Paris Hilton’s G-String Tan of the Day

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Paris Hilton took advantage of a window of opportunity that her trashy exhibitionist ass saw in the form of paparazzi pointing cameras at her…She was probably like “shit it’s like old times, people actually care to see me, well I better give these pictures legs, so that websites post the shit, even if in a mocking way of my trashy stripper looking g-string tanline, one I got by strategically wearing the same underwear to the tanning Salon everyday, so that I’d look like those trashy whores that used to wear low rise jeans, with tan lines up and over their hips, you know cuz despite having billions of dollars, I’m a trashy whore too, I mean I even have a fucking sex tape”…..at least that’s what I assume went through her head, but maybe I’m giving her too much credit, maybe she’s more the kind of girl who is like “ass itchy thanks to herpes, scratch even if camera sees me” cuz she has no shame….and if she did you’d know that shitty blowjob she gave in her porn would never have seen the light of day….


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2012

02

Apr

Paparazzi on Set With Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens in Bikinis of the Day

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You know all these Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens pictures are slowly morphing into one long drawn out bikini post…I mean shit has been hitting the internet consistently everyday the last 3 weeks and I’m pretty bored of it…not cuz I ever really get bored of girls in bikinis, but there comes a point when staring at the same bitch gets boring, it’s like flash fucking pussy and let me lick it dry already, or put some fucking clothes on, you useless, cockteasing cunt. If you know what I mean…and if you don’t…well then you’ve obviously never stared at a bitch long enough to want to do criminal acts to her….namely rape.

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2012

02

Apr

Bar Refaeli Playing Tennis in Underwear Video of the Day

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Bar Refaeli, like a good enterprising Jewish woman, decided to get into the Jewish dominated clothing business, by lending her name, and more importantly her body, to an underwear company, that probably gives her 20 percent of sales, under the assumption that she wants to make money from every fucking angle she can, cuz she can, so why not, but more importantly, cuz eventually she’ll be 40 and no one, not even her husband will want to see her naked, he’ll be too busy spending her money on hookers….

I POSTED THE PICS FROM THIS VIDEO BACK IN FEBRUARY …but now the video is finally here, I guess they had a lot of editing to do, or maybe the editor couldn’t get through a scene without masturbating, or maybe, her shipment is on a boat from China and they only wanted to release this shit when people could buy product….always thinking that Bar Refaeli….while guys around her are just thinking about her fat model titties….cuz that is the best part about women in business.

Here’s a picture of her naked that she posted to facebook – and that should get her deleted off facebook – and that would if she wasn’t part of Zuckerberg’s tribe.


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2012

02

Apr

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Seeing a father and daughter bond is a beautiful thing, especially when that bonding involves a dad loaded up on cases of beer bottles as his 6 year daughter carrying two 6 packs, cuz the mother is probably out hooking, to return for money to buy more beer, at 7 in the morning, on her way to school, cuz I know she’s gonna grow up to be a whore like her mother, who likes getting abused by men cuz that’s all she knows, already so helpful in her ghetto existence…

Here are the morning links…

This Kid Falls Asleep While Standing and It’s Funny as Shit
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CJ Miles is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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The 25 Best New Pictures of Erin Andrews
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Free Cam Shows For a Little Monday Morning Sexiness
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Tom Schaar is 12 Years Old and He Landed a 1080 on Video and It’s Incredible – VIDEO
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How To: Paint JFK in 6 Minutes – VIDEO
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Chris Brown Tweets Support For Trayvon Martin. Oh, Goddammit…
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This Sexy Web Cam Chick is Spreading ‘Em – VIDEO
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Live Web Cam Sluts. They Got What You Need
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