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2012

15

Mar

Anastasia Ashley is Going to Have Sex With Me One Day of the Day

There is a pro surfer chick I want to have sex with and by have sex with I mean knock up so that she’s stuck with me for life…named Anastasia Ashley…Her ass drives me fucking nuts and need to see more of it…ideally dancing on my fucking face/chin/fingers….

I generally hate all the bitches I post…but surfers are cool shit…I envy their lifestyles and want to lick their salt stains off their skin like some kind of horse in the barn…. rockin bodies are my weakness…

The good news is that pro surfers are a little easier to stalk than hollywood trash with their big houses and 24 hour security camera….you know all I gotta do is ask my friend in Hawaii to hit the beach with a camera….take some pics…follow her home and I’m in….

Sure these pics aren’t tasting her pussy off my beard, but shit’s good enough for me….since I’m not in Hawaii….and can’t find whatever beach hut she’s sleeping in and crawl in bed with her pretending to be her loser boyfriend…who I like to think of as an obstacle between me and my new soul mate….you know since Lohan didn’t pan out….

Anastasia Ashley….we will end up loving each other when you’re gay looking boyfriend with his children of the corn Old Navy commerical hair fucks up…and he will…I’ll be your shoulder to cry on, and penis to not realize is inside you, partially cuz of the roofies…but mainly cuz it’s that small.

I love you…or at least love your ass….or at least love the idea of chipping my tooth on your body….just marry me already…our love affair has gone on too long….it’s time to

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2012

15

Mar

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

I was drunk on fucking life 10 years ago….which is unfortunate….cuz I’ve been dealing with a hangover….

The good news is that you don’t think I’m famous, but Playboy thinks I’m a celebrity …..and Playboy is more important a judge than you.

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I’m going to the top asshole.

Crazy UFO Weirdos ARe Just Too Much – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleaders of March Madness 2012
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Free Cam Shows, Because Thursday Should Be a Lot of fun
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Sabrina Sabrok Has the Biggest Breasts In The World
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Nina is One Sexy Red Head
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Ashley Hart In A Bikini
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Live Web Cam Sluts. Gotta Love Em
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She’s Toying Her Pussy On Web Cam
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The 50 Craziest Car Chase Scenes In Movie History
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Marie Osmond Wets Herself With Excitement!
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2012

14

Mar

stepLINKS of the Day

SO it is international “Steak & BJ” Day….

I just assumed every day was “Steak & BJ Day”….but I guess not everyone is a famous celebrity blogger from the internet everyone hates…but pussy manages to flock to for whatever weird reason….even if the caliber of the pussy is questionable…it’s still pussy….

And what it comes down to is that I need my own International Day….I’m gonna work on that…while eating steak and getting a BJ…..or maybe I’ll be counter culture, anti the masses, fuck the mainstream, non conformist and just drink and eat pussy today.

I’m such a rebel…

I know…no one thinks I am an actual celebrity….but Playboy does….

Here are the stepLINKS…

Lindsay Lohan Hit Another Person With Her Car. Oh Good
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Charlize Theron Did The World a Favor and Chose Not to Ruin Her Vagina!
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Live Web Cams Make Any Day Better
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A Guy Bench Presses While Doing a Wheelie
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Cunt Chrissy Teigan Showing Tits
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Kate Upton’s 25 Sexiest Sports Moments.
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Cat Thinks It is a Dog
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The 15 Hottest Teachers in Movies
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Sam Faiers Unknown Bikini Pictures
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For The Rapper And/Or Black Athlete In Your Life
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Brittany Hawkes Strips Down
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Bobsled Terror!
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Would you Spend 8K a month just to look like this?
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Lea Michele Pantless
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Salma Haeyk’s Hiding Her Tits
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The UFO Guy is a Star
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Guess Who Was a High School Lesbian?!
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Another Awesome Asian Overload (100 Pictures)
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Free Cam Shows Are the Best Gift I Can Give You
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Lesbian Slut Gets Assfucked By Her Girlfriend – VIDEO
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Kate Upton’s 25 Sexiest Sports Moments
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Vanessa Hudgens Bent Over Bra Peek!
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Who is Megan Hilty Though?
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Lookin Good Sweetheart of the Day
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Well Hey There Meat Curtains
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OPEN WEIGHT CLASS LESBIAN FIGHT
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Deryck Whibley Looks Like a Fucking Midget Next to His New Girlfriend Hahahaah
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How Many Ways Can You Spell Douche?
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Another Anya Sakova Strip at the Beach
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Rihanna in her Underwear for Armani
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Jiggly Booty GIF! Yes!
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Candice Swanepoel and Erin Heatherton, Oh My!
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The Hottest Chick You Will Peobably See All Day
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50 Gallon Drum Implosion – VIDEO
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Gotta Love Some Carlie Banks
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When The Stolen Checks Stop Coming In: Bernie Madoff’s Wife Is Now Picking Up Trash
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Ivy Likes to Licky Pussy – VIDEO
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Survey Time: Celeb Babes, Sexy Cheerleaders, Hot Places To Fuck
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Zakira is on the Fucking Machine
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Melanie Shows Off Her Bikini – VDEO
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Hey There Fashion Cutie
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Chrissy Teigan is Super Sexy
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This Chick is Showing Her Titty Skills! – VIDEO
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David Lynch PSA from 1991
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Ass Crack And Tits And A Tiny Bikini. Ashley Hart, The Perfect Trifecta!
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Spring Breakers in Bikinis
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The Internet Has Taken Over Coffee….
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Shenae Grimes , Just Because
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I’d Like to Be All Over Rachelle Cindy
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Battleship, That Shitty Movie With Rihanna, Has a New Trailer and Here It Is
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Selena Gomez And Vanessa Hudgens Drop A Ton Of Uber Sexy Bikini Cleavage While Riding Scooters… Hoochie Mama!
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Hairiest Girl in the World….Even Hairier Than My Sister!
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3 Chicks, 6 Tits And Some Ass
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From the stepFORUM
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Andrea Rincon in Playboy March 2010
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Looking Down Mila Kunis’ Shirt of the Day
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Taylor Momsen in Heavy Make-Up and Leather Pants
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Nina Dobrev Hot Little Body
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Katy Perry in Panties in Concert – Disgusting
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Ashley Greene On Set
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Annalynne McCord On Set
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Cheryl Cole Got Legs
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Some Bitch Named Brooke Vincent
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Some Madeleine Stowe Like it Was the 90s
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stepSMUT!
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smutMEET – Porn Dump
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Webcam Star of the Day
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Good With Her Fingers
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Juicy Ass Gets Spanked
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The Best Porn On the Internet Today!!!!
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2012

14

Mar

Mila Kunis in a Semi-See Through Shirt at the Airport of the Day

I am the kind of guy who really thinks Mila Kunis has got it going on….

I mean other than the pollution and damage Culkin’s cock has probably done to her pussy…something I can still see past…because I have no standards but more importantly haggard, battered, damaged pussy with baggage that could even be HIV positive is kinda what I do….It just never looks as good as this…or smells as good as I think this must smell…because I get some low grade pussy….and this Mila Kunis shit is top tier….at least in terms of Hollywood….cuz for the most part….Hollywood pussy is not really top notch pussy….but eager to be famous, liked, all insecure and irritating pussy….but when it looks like Mila Kunis…it works for me….at least for me to look at in pictures for the sake of this blog…cuz I’m more into jerking off on girls that to pictures or videos of girls…I’m crazy like that….you know a 90s pre internet pervert blast from the past…but I can still appreciate how nice it would be to cum in something that’s packaged like this…

Here she is at the airport in a see through….


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2012

14

Mar

Rachel Bilson Wedgie of the Day

I love wedgies more than I love Rachel Bilson…

Wedgies…..I love the fact that they are socially acceptable and girls everywhere get them….and openly fish them out of their asses in public like it’s not a repulsive thing to do….I mean even at a young age girls are pulling fabric out of their asses, knuckle deep….two fingers in…and that makes doing all activities amazing…it is like you can’t leave the house without seeing it…..

Rachel Bilson….I don’t mind that she was kidnapped by some pussy in her prime, missing out on all the good years of flashing her cunt at A-List events, locking herself up in Canada during her prime….only because she escaped him last year…she was like “Captor, I’m done with you and your abusive, jealousy that I’m not typecast as some star wars clown bullshit”…..only to get the world or me happy knowing she still has a few good pussy flashes in her on her comeback tour as this freem from her oppressor girl….only to get back with the kidnapper….in some Patty Hearst, Stockholm Syndrome shit….that put her back into that dark caged prison cell….with her pussy locked back into her pants….cuz there is comfort in the hell you’re used to…especially when Star Wars begs her back hard enough like a pussy…making her feel guilty or like he actually cares….

But at least she’s walking around with her pants jacked up her ass…it may be socially acceptable…and a far cry from what I expected out of her….but it won’t get her beat up at home…and I can still appreciate pants wedged between ass cheeks….pressed up against anus.


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2012

14

Mar

stepNEWS of the Day

Everyone knows that I related and embrace the idiots that make up the fabric of our lives and our communities. I love the freaks, the dirtbags, the low lives, the trash, the rich and the poor…they are just more authentic that the celebrity bullshit everyone else is obsessed with….sure every once in a while REAL LIFE ISSUES I AM FASCINATED BY HIT HOLLYWOOD but for the most part it’s just a bunch of dumb cunts doing dumb shit that is neither cool, nor inspiring….

That’s why the stepNEWS is so important!

Woman In Boston Red Line Attack Admits She Overreacted
A woman on the Red Line caught on camera violently beating a stranger now says she should not have done it.

Art Gallery Owner Upsets Neighbors With Topless Painting Show
The owner of gallery on the lower east side of Manhattan isn’t a stranger to controversy. Last year, he had an exhibit on display called porno paintings. Now, he’s at it again. But this time it’s near a school; that has some parents angry.

Nuns Protest Opening Of Strip Club in Illinois
As a strip club in Stone Park, Illinois prepares to open next to a convent, nuns attended a town meeting to express their displeasure with the plans.

Shoplifting Teen Forced To Wear ‘Thief’ Shirt
A single mom of four from Louisiana is making one of her daughters wear a shirt announcing her sticky fingers after having to pick the girl up for shoplifting.

Tide Detergent Crime Spree Sweeps Nation
Did you know that Tide laundry detergent is being called ‘liquid gold’ because of a crime wave that has spread across the country? It’s becoming a national epidemic.

Skimpy dresses banned from Connecticut high school prom
Prom dresses that show too much skin are banned from the high school prom in Southington. A committee made up of parents, students and faculty agreed on the adoption of a new prom dress code which prohibits girls from wearing gowns with slits that rise above the fingertips and with cutouts in the side or midriff area.

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2012

14

Mar

Hayden Panettiere Child Whore of the Day

Apparently Robert Downey Jr made a statement about Hayden Panettiere being the victim of a Child Prostitution ring when she was a kid. You know just another hollywood child dragged into the dark perverted consequence free world of the rich and famous….where pedophiles, addicts and freaks roam free….as the world around them worship them…not knowing how fucked up money can make a motherfucker….

This is what he said…or apparently said…I stopped listening to the story when I read Hayden was a child prostitute…..not cuz I love child prostitutes…but cuz that means she’s got lots of practice in fucking…and coupled with her disability, possibly caused by her childhood sex ring trauma, you know shit stunted her growth….she’s all of a sudden far more fun to me…albeit damaged…but all bitches are damaged!

Leslie P. is not just a poor victim in this trainwreck. Trust me. She’s at LEAST 50% responsible (if not more) for encouraging, enabling, and at times even participating in her hubby’s twisted fucking life. Leslie’s kinks cross the line into depravity, illegality, and inhuman sickness. As in: Ryan ONeal, John Phillips, Tish Cyrus, and Dan Schnieder territory. (Far worse than Pimpa Joe Simpson!)

She’s not just had chances to stop it or walk away with the kids, but she elected to not protect her kids – and give in to the hedonistic sickness in her bedroom (all for her own greed). You think Dina Lohan is bad?
Leslie’s guilt is compounded by trying to save her daughter’s “IMAGE� (so as not affect her earning potential); and hoovering her own mountain of drugs, booze, fame, and fucking (of everything with legs)…Leslie IS as bad as her hubby – maybe worse because she KNEW it was wrong but didn’t stop it and at times fueling it.

It’s easy to argue that Hayden is forever a victim which drives her own insane life choices – and I’m not a psychologist – but she has taken it further into becoming a willing perpetuator of it (and saying she loves it). Not just the physical and mental violence she enjoys, but her insatiable appetite for the most bizarre shit she can indulge in to “top� herself. She was offered help by some who genuinely cared for her and worried for her. She mocked them and tore off on her own streak. Now? She craves it and considers nothing taboo. NOTHING! Just ask Mario Lopez.

What it comes down to is that we all need to do what we gotta do to get a head…even if that means taking producers in our mouth and/or child vaginas…

Either way….good story….who cares….it doesn’t matter….hollywood is fucked, rich people are fucked…we’re all fucked.

I have no exclusive on this….I just have old bikini pics of her and her mom…

And her and her Russian monster cock she used to fuck….

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2012

14

Mar

Kim Kardashian’s Shitty Topless Twitter Pic of the Day

Kim Kardashian is shitty and I’m not just saying that cuz she is brown….she’s just a urinal in a public washroom in a housing project of a person…with nothing of substance to offer the world…not even a decent porn perfomance….and if anything she’s just ruining the youth….the same youth I plan on fucking when they turn 18…and that makes me mad….Die Kim Kardashian…..you media whore no one should be talking about…

She posted this shitty topless pic that was clearly shot in photo studio cuz no one wants to actually see her slob ass in bed…with this life changing caption on twitter last night…

“Can’t sleep tonight …â€?

I hate when fat chicks try to be sexy or erotic…it’s just awkward…

Either way, She’s fucking tacky as fuck in what looks like an erotic pic a wife gets taken by a shitty photographer at the mall for her husband on their white trash 20th wedding anniversary….ain’t nothing hot about that….

Here is a picture of her and her pig sister out of the barn and in lingerie….celebrating the fact that photoshop exists…cuz they don’t look like this….even the monster one looks like a woman…that doesn’t make sense…they is so photoshopped it should be classified as a drawing not a fucking picture…but at least these slobs don’t look as dumpy as they are…cuz that shit’s just depressing and I like the lie that they got famous cuz they had something to offer…like hot bodies…even if I know it is a lie…it makes them easier to stomach….instead of fixating on their sloppy stomachs….if you know what I mean….and if you don’t…it’s that we need to make these bitches disappear….

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2012

14

Mar

Ashley Hart in Bikini of the Day

I don’t know when these pics of Ashley Hart were taken. She is in Australia, and it’s very possible they were taken in the future, like this was some sci/fi time machine site….

They could be old, I mean she is a bikini model and being in a bikini is what she does…I don’t keep track of how often a garbage man picks up a garbage bag…and I’m not gonna keep track of some cunt’s work….

I do keep track of her gene pool though, cuz she is the sister of another bikini model named Jessica Hart ….a gap toothed model I like….because I like gap tooth girls….especially gap tooth models…it’s just one of those fetishes I can’t explain….the perfection in imperfectons….

And as someone who likes models under any level of modeling contract and girls in bikinis under any circumstance, even fatness, but mostimportanlty LOVES the idea of fucking sisters either at the same time or separate to compare their bedroom performances, you know since they are from the same lineage…bred the same way…and have similarities only sisters have…..leading to me never being in a sexual relationship without jerking off to pictures of their sisters at least once…it’s like forbidden, naughty, unknown….and amazing…not to mention…I usually end up with the less hot sister….thanks to my level of desirability….in fact I ususally end up with the pussy that’s not even as hot as the mom…I’m the ugly duckling black sheep fucker….I take what I can get.


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2012

14

Mar

Ursula Karven in German Playboy of the Day

Ursula Karven is some German actor who I don’t know anything about other than that she’s got a great fucking ass….and good tits too….and she’s showing them off for April’s Playboy Germany….and that she’s a mom of two pushing 50 who had a 4 year old drown in Tommy Lee’s pool….maybe I know all there is to know about her…

I also know that this kind of woman shouldn’t exist, she is that good….so good that it makes me wonder if this was all part of Hilter’s master Aryan race plan, was his goal to get rid of the ugly chicks so all Germans looked and aged like this, is she a product of his Aryan race lab project 20 years after the war ended…cuz she’s gotta be genetically modified….

I just don’t have those answers, and I don’t think genocide is the right, but maybe he was onto something, cuz the world would be a better place if all women looked liked this…something even those affected by World War II can’t deny.


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