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2012

21

Feb

Kelly Ripa’s Hard Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t have the rights to post THESE BIKINI PICS ….so I stuck with her twitter hawaii pic to set the mood…

Kelly Ripa is tiny bodied bitch we have all jerked off to at least once while watching her on her morning show…the timing was convenient…and sure she wasn’t stacked like Kathy Lee…but she did manage to turn a small frame we wanted to brake in half with our dicks into a scary fit muscular monster with a belly button trying to escape her horror movie body…making her more of a horror movie body that…who is now in her 40s and likely hitting menopause soon….leading to more overcompensation….leaving HER LITTLE CUTE ASS a thing of the past….making it more an ass you’d find on a dude ….

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2012

21

Feb

Coco Proves Her Ass is Real Fat of the Day

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This actually happened? I believe it…but just don’t want to believe it…This is fucking insane….not in a good way…in a riduclous when shit like this happens on TV….I know that America is fucking doomed….kinda way…

Firstly, poeple like Coco don’t belong on TV…they aren’t meant to be famous…they are whores…or strippers who fuck famous people…leave it at that…sure throw them on some obscure cable TV show like she is a Kardashian…but interviewing her like she matters is just stupid and undeserved….

Secondly, the show Doctors, which I’ve never seen but assume is meant to help people on health issues, shouldn’t be doing bottom feeding tabloid shit like blogs do to get ratings….they are already on fucking TV….isn’t that enough for these assholes!?

Thirdlyy, America love tabloids…there are so many people with interesting thoughts, philosophers, writers, satirists, with knowledge, concepts, humor that provokes though…and they can’t get heard but Coco showing the world that she’s got a Fat ass gets air time….it is polluting us all….totally offensive…

Lastly, and most importantly, she’s not even hot…she’s a fucking clown…

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2012

21

Feb

Kim Kardashian Sloppy in a Bikini Posing Poolside of the Day

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Kim Kardashian was in Miami and she wasn’t too shy about her chubby sloppy body to get in a bikini because I guess the paparazzi promised her they would photoshop her hot, you know erase a few dozen pounds, and showcase her big old fucking tits in ways that work well with her marketing of herself….and she even decided to show a little fat as fuck ass….something she never used to do….I mean other than when fucking on camera because I guess she’s starving for attention hard and sees the end is near….it’s a dark day being Kim K…but not as dark a day as it is for the poor tourist trying to get a tan next to this bitch who’s sheer size is blocking out the fucking sun….

I still think she’s an overrated devil piece of shit whore who peaked the minute she tried to copy Paris Hilton and released FOOTAGE OF HER FUCKING AND SUCKING A BLACK DUDE as part of a global strategy her mom had lined up for her, whoring herself and pretty much humiliating herself by making a mockery of herself, selling her soul to the devil for personal gain, and laying the groundwork of her ultimate failure and demise….The end is fucking near…thank god….and here she is crying for attention…but unfortunately…that bikini cry for attention works well with me…I dig it no matter who is taking part in it…

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2012

21

Feb

Jessiann Gravel Beland for Lovecat Magazine of the Day

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She’s a Canadian model who I have never had sit on my face or even finger bang when passed out in the back of the maple syrup van on the way to the igloo….because I haven’t met her….I haven’t even heard of her before today…which is so weird since everyone in Canada are friends…in what makes for a life like living in a kid’s show….only with a few less pedophiles..But I have seen her naked in this photoshoot and she’s fucking awesome…I should make her my wife before she gets all famous and hasn’t got the time of day for me…which I think may have already happened…but I’m too sensitive to look…I don’t think my fragile soul can take more rejection especially not for a bitch making heart gang sings over heart painted nipples….

Posted in:Jessiann Gravel Beland

2012

21

Feb

Ramona Singer in her Bikini of the Day

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Ramona Singer is some Real Housewife of who the fuck cares….that we just want to board a plane with the rest of the Real Housewives of it doesn’t matter just make sure those cunts are on the plane so tha we can crash the fucking thing in the ocean….Meaning they are the worst concept for a show I can think of, you know rich tacky twats complaining about nonsense problems that aren’t real problems…while the poor trash of the world watch…It’s fucking twised if you really think about it…but not nearly as twisted as looking at her bikini body….

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2012

21

Feb

Gisele is In a Bikini in Costa Rica of the Day

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Here are some rumored pics of hard ass, possible hermaphrodite, maybe even tranny because all the facts aim in that direction, Gisele on the beach in a bikini in Costa Rica….cuz she lives a very hard life…..you know managing her 20,000 square foot home is a full time job in itself….and what it comes down to is that there is nothing like a fired lingerie model getting half naked in a bikini for free because no one is paying her for it but she is still doesn’t want to lose her skills and needs to practice…to remind you that your life is pathetic…and her ass is hard.

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Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2012

21

Feb

Kelly Brook Ridiculous Cleavage of the Day

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Kelly Brook is everywhere…at least EVERYWHERE ON THIS SITE …I’ve been posting on her like a mad person…and I don’t even know why…I think I like the fact that she’s some bottom feeding slut who spent a decade getting topless to finally become as famous as she is today…or if it is because she had an intentional miscarriage to keep living out her dream into her 40s…or maybe it is cuz I know what her vagina looks like as it sticks its tongue out at me…but it is probably cuz she’s got rocking tits that she brought out to some London Fashion bullshit…..

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Posted in:Kelly Brook

2012

21

Feb

Edita Vilkeviciute Naked and Wet Photoshoot of the Day

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The photographer’s name is Steven Lyon and I am convinced I have posted these pics before…but I’m too lazy to look back in my archives…and apparently so are some of you…cuz everyday I get nasty emails saying “post this” or “Post that” of shit I already posted…hurting my feelings making me wonder why I even bother…and I guess these pics of Edita are making me do that very same thing to myself…I’m so self-abusive and self destructive….

Posted in:Edita Vilkeviciute

2012

21

Feb

Sara Chafek is Miss Finland and She’s in a Bikini of the Day

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Miss Finland's Amazing Bikini Body by splashnews

Sara Chafek is Miss Finland…who according to this paparazzi hired reporter was a runner up but took over the title because I guess the other Miss Finland got hit by a bus mysteriously, or maybe just died of eating disorders, or even gave it up because it was her mom’s dream and she just wanted to date a rock and roller in a death metal band…..or it could have been suicide…nude scandals…so many questions about the other Miss Finland…all while set to this video of this Miss Finland who is rocking a body that makes me wish I could travel the world tasting the international pussy….someone needs to make a travel channel show about that….

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Posted in:Sarah Cafek

2012

21

Feb

Noelia Rios Topless Photoshoot with Her Brother of the Day

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Here’s a pretty twisted publicity stunt that hit last week…but that I only heard about today because I’m not up to fucking speed on my obscure big brother contestants from around the world….but the rumor is this is some bitch named Noelia Rios with some big fake tits, who was a Big Brother Argentina contestant……and who is now making erotica with her brother…because brother’s are the theme behind her fame…and because things are done different in hispanic communities…they are a passionate people….

Here’s a recent video of a father taking his son to a disgusting whore to lose his virginity…possibly turning him off women for life….

But that”s probably better psychologically than being forced to fuck your sister for the sake of getting media attention, and that’s coming from me, who thinks fucking your sister is convenient until she gets pregnant or falls in love cuz you can’t hide when your room is next to hers…and all those family dinners and shit….it’s just messy…..

And here are those weird pics….possibly criminal….definitely disturbing if this is actually her brother….pics….of a family that’s one step too close to each other…

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