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Jenna Ortega for the Beetlejuice Photocall of the Day

Kelly Brook From Big Titty Model to Big Back Model of the Day

Charli XCX for Demon Kim Kardashian’s Brand of the Day

Christina Aguilera and her Botox Face and Ozempic Body Get Slutty of the Day

Shannon Mcmullen is the Instagram Of The Day

2012

Jan

Taylor Momsen and Jenna Haze Together in Bed of the Day

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Taylor Momsen turned out to be some pretty hot pussy….her teenage rebellion led her to dropping out of Hollywood to start some rock and roll band….that she realized did better if she performed in lingerie…like she didn’t give a fuck…giving us something to jerk off to…and I’ve Posted a Ton of Her Smut ….

But the good news is that she hasn’t done a Miley and turned all non-slutty and wholesome and toned down while preaching love instead of giving us something to want to fuck as hard as we did when she was illegal…..kinda like her 18th birthday stopped all that hard half naked work cuz there was no point as the scandals wouldn’t get as much reach…. cuz no one gives as much of a fuck about about a slutty teen girl the day she turns 18….

She’s instead started hanging with Jenna Haze….who you can see in various AMAZING PORN CLIPS OF HER BY CLICKING THIS LINK …..and although Jenna Haze is not a huge fan of mine….She got mad when I made fun of her for looking like she shit herself in a bikini , causing issues in my AVN Judging sideline work, thanks to her manager/boyfriend contesting me….I still think she’s one hot, passionate about being a whore, whore…and really that makes these pics…a good thing…hoping to see more of them togeher in Vegas next weeek….

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2012

Jan

Simon Cowell’s Pussy in a Bikini on his Yacht of the Day

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Simon Cowell like any self respecting billionaire has found himself a botoxed faced, fake titty, money grubbing cunt who appreciates being waited on and served, while laying out on the deck of his 100,000,000 dollar boat, like the lazy pig who uses her pussy to get her this life of luxury….

Her name is Zeta Graff, she’s 43 and she’s an actress who played an alien in Fifth Element, a gig 8 strippers were offered before her….and she has actually done this gold digging before, only it was diamond digger, cuz her ex husband who she got 20,000,000 dollars out of was a Jewellery Heir named Francois Graff, a name she kept because it gets her better service at the country club, or when making dinner reservations….this is her gold digging street hustle…like a common prostitute but more luxurious…

I know she looks like a high maintenance pile of shit, laying there taking in all the pampering, but the truth is she’s hard at work strategizing, thinking to herself “Laugh at his jokes, inflate his ego, don’t be too easy or accommodating, offer a bit of a challenge, guys like this like challenges, that’s why he’s so rich, but don’t be too challenging that he gets bored of me, most importantly, stop birth control, tell him my tubes are tied, get knocked up, pressure him to marry me, so I’ll be set for life”…sluts….

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2012

Jan

Porn Actress Kim Kardashian Is Ugly of the Day

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Kim Kardashian is the fucking devil…I mean her entire family is equally fucking shit…especially the mastermind monther….but it’s nice to see that this SHITTY PISS COVERED BAD IN BED PORNSTAR FOR ONE MOVIE….who ended up becoming a really tacky money making brand is starting to look as disgusting as I always knew she was….even before she was getting pissed on by black dudes like the urinal in the inter-city basketball court….Her face is sagging and so is her body…aging and filling out more than it always was….and I understand the mom’s stratgy to replace her with her younger daughters while she’s still on top…cuz money can’t buy her Trojan Horse she exploited by releasing her sex tape…something no normal mother would ever think of doing…unless they had money and fame on the brain….but more importantly a retarded, vapid, useless daughter people wanted to see fuck cuz her ass was so ridiculous like Kim Kardashian…cuz I have the inside scoop and even before the shit went down with the sex tape…you know contracts signed, boyfriends briefed on the plan, etc….they had top Publicists already on payroll ready to make this happen….The world is a disgusting place…and so Is Kim Kardashian’s vagina….

If you haven’t seen the SEX TAPE, I SUGGEST YOU BUY IT cuz it’s boring, but shows her in her best light…being the whore she is…

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2012

Jan

Bar Refaeli Ass in the Air of the Day

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Here’s some Bar Refaeli on all fours, assuming a decent position as she works out like her life depends on it cuz her life does depend on it and this may be hot if you’re into watching chicks in tight pants work out, which I do, but I prefer to approach the situation from a far creepier angle, like from behind, where I can see sweat stains, period stains, vagina definition and more importantly imagine myself inside her as I jog on the trendmill to catch her….it’s a great weight loss method when the gym doesn’t kick you out and ban you everytime they find you in the women’s lockerroom – telling yourself “just be happy they didn’t call the cops”….

That said, for a self shot, self posted pic of a lingerie and bikini model, this shit is pretty fucking weak.

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2012

Jan

Vanessa Hudgens Continues her Leggy Slutting of the Day

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You know what’s getting really fucking obnoxious….these consistent staged pictures of Vanessa Hudgens in shorts or fuck me boots….hugging up with her boyfriend all in love…all the time…like she’s some kind of needy bitch thanks to her parents exploiting her and selling her off to Disney to make her do her part to contribute to the mortgage….especially cuz these pics aren’t as nude as the last time she staged pics for attention….

This shit annoys me, but not as much as her recent weight gain probably annoys her…so we’re all losers here…especially you.

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2012

Jan

Angela Simmons and Her Slutty Outfit of the Day

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Angela Simmon is some spoiled brat daughter in the Royal Family of hip hop…her dad is Run from Run DMC, her uncle is billion Russell Simmons, leaving her some cunt who hangs in their Miami mansion wasting time with dudes who try to fuck her to get her to give her family their demo CDs….and who really cares….

I just know she’s ALWAYS IN HER BIKINI …and I like that cuz I love white bred black chicks with unlimited funds thanks to daddy to finance my drinking….but I guess she decided to switch it up and rock some whore stockings for us perverts and that works for me. Here are the pics…

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2012

Jan

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s the news. No, I was not the guy hiding in the Middle School Locker Room in Coppell, Texas but that was a good joke. You idiot!

Man Caught Hiding in Girlâ€™s Middle School Locker Room
Coppell, Texas police said they have caught a peeping Tom who sneaked into a middle school earlier this month.

Caught On Video: Deadly ‘Roid Rage in New York
A construction worker flipped out at a gym in Colonie, New York in a drug-fueled rampage, challenging others to fights and knocking over equipment.

Swastika Earrings at Brooklyn Shop
Some earrings that look like swastikas were being sold at the Bejeweled store in Greenpoint, Brooklyn. While they may be small, the controversy they’re now causing sure isn’t.

Compilation Of DC Metrobus Drivers Driving Like Jerks
Metro cameras catch bus drivers crashing into cars, running red lights and hitting people. They captured hundreds of near misses and collisions during a two-month period in August and September. These drive cams as they’re called, are triggered by sudden breaking or jerk in movement.

Katy Perry’s Dad Mocks Asians In Sermon
While on stage at an Ohio church and telling a story about trying to get prayer books into Singapore, Rev. Keith Hudson mocked the people of Singapore.

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2012

Jan

Shauna Sand and Her Male Prostitute of the Day

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I don’t know what’s scarier…Shauna Sand and all her plastic surgery, looking like some kind of living corpse walking around in stripper clothes…..or the fact that she pays male escorts who are likely gay and from a modeling agency to escort her around like she’s some hot piece of ass they crave…mainly cuz her pussy smells like a giant asshole and she’s got a good budget and promises of paparazzi exposure…or the fact she’s a mom to daughters who will grow up with her as an role model…or the fac that she has a SEX TAPE ….that someone actually paid her to do….or the fact that I jerked off to her video…

I’m thinking all are equally amazing….cuz she’s a joke, she’s a novelty act, she’s an atttention seeking whore who did playboy decades ago and she’s one my nobodies to watch fuck so I suggest you GET THE SEX TAPE HERE IF YOU WANT A GOOD TIME if you’re not a broke ass loser…..which I’m sure you are….

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2012

Jan

Fatty Kat Dennings Is the Picture of the Day

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Kat Dennings doesn’t seem to be a fan of me…or maybe she’s just not a fan of assholes on TWITTER calling a bitch out for being fat because guess what…the bitch is fat…I do appreciate how she became a household name that landed her a gig that landed her this award that I assume is celebrating the shit show she is on….and that was by posting her huge tits naked on the internet…but I don’t appreciate her legal team coming after me to take down the pics after she got all the publicity and exposure she wanted…cuz big tits, although everywhere, still make a motherfucker look in astonishment…and I certainly don’t appreciate that the rest of her ass caught up with her big old tits…because fat chicks are gross even with tits and willingness to whore out for attention…but not too gross for me to want to fuck…making these pics of her and her girl manhandling their trophy like it was a glass cock almost erotic…cuz fat chicks love sucking dick….and ofter times crave any attention so they tag along on cock with friends…Either way, this is a fetish pic.

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2012

Jan

Lots of Tits, Pussy, Nipple, Ass at the People’s Choice Awards of the Day

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The thing about these stupid fucking award shows is that I don’t fucking watch them….not because I think I am above them or too cool for them…but because I don’t understand why they exist and if anything the fact that they do exist annoys the fuck out of me….

I hate that hollywood put on events and bullshit awards to celebrate themselves….spending millions on it, making millions on it, while real issues are actually going on in the world…that aren’t part of this vapid, materialistic, smutty and commercialized diversion that’s got us all caught up in their shit..

That said, there were some tits and tight dresses at the event, and like any self respecting man, that’s enough to make me forget all the bad that is Hollywood, while respecting all that is good….the tits…did I mention there were tits in dresses at this award show? cuz that’s all that matters….

I decided to put all these bitches in one post…cuz they are pretty much the same person – just different shapes, sizes, worth, talent, etc…

Demi Lovato’s Big Cleavage that Wilmer Valderamma is fucking Cuz He’s into ruining already damaged teenage bitches with expired Disney Contracts…it is his porn…

Ashley Greeene’s Shitty Nose Job….Hot Hard nipples… in Latex Fetish gear of the Day

Miley Cyrus Window to her Legal and Thus Less Interesting Tits

Vanessa Hudgens Fat Ass Pudgy….

Julianna Hough Showing Back and Ass that Ryan Seacrest pretends to fuck in public, when really he’s fucking dudes….

Nina Dobrev even though I have no idea who this bitch is….

Montreal’s Own Elisha Cuthbert…who is too cool for Montreal and a total cunt when she comes home to visit her family…but who’s sister I’d like to fuck….cuz she’s still local…and I always prefer the non-famous one…they try harder while living in their sister’s shadow….

Cheryl Burke Dancing with the Stars but Shoulda been Dancing for 10 dollars a song in a Vegas strip club….

Kristen Bell for Old Times cuz for a Minute she was considered hot…now she’s just in lacy lingerie inpsired dresses with latex skirts you probably want to cum all over….