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2011

08

Dec

Scout Willis Ass in a Photoshoot of the Day

It is no lie that Bruce Willis and Demi Moore were not compatible when it comes to making babies…whether it had to do with drugs, partying, or just clashing genes….it doesn’t matter…cuz their kids are still ugly…but more importantly bottom feeders with trust funds trying to carve their own way by doing stupid hipster shit like showing their asses and by the look of this pic….she might as well be Bruce Willis cuz that’s just the kind of sex appeal she’s got

But here are the pics anyway…

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2011

08

Dec

Kate Upton’s Nun in a Bikini for the Three Stooges of the Day

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Here’s another genius move by Hollywood….recrating the Three Stooges which may be the best example of how Hollywood has officially lost any original thought….the idea pool is officiall as dried up as the old lady pussy at the old folks home I used to work at….They are seriously bottom feeding…but like all bad ideas comes some stroke of genius…and in this case they have made the movie worth watching by throwing in some Kate Upton in a bikini, dressed like a nun, instant comedic genius, cuz nun’s aren’t supposed to be hot bitches in bikinis, unless they are in shitty fucking movies seeking some attention by showing off her big old tits and rocking body that I am sure is fleeting when her metabolism slows down and she turns 25….when the rest of her catches up to her tits…but until then…she’s worth lookin at….and that’s all I have to say abou that..

Here’s the trailer…

Here’s the pics…

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2011

08

Dec

Rosie Huntington-Whitely in a Bikini for Harper’s Bazaar UK of the Day

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Rosie Huntington-Whitely, the Megan Fox replacement with the semi racist name, is half naked, in a bikini for Harper’s Bazaar, I guess for old times, cuz she was a topless model ….you know to really secure her place with the virgin losers, often times bald and into comic books dudes who are obessed with her and to sell some Harper’s Bazzar UK magazines…..or maybe it is just a tribute to her before her over-achieving ass made historical, legendary, instant classic movies like Transformers 7 the Robot Gangban Years…or whatever G Rated shit she is in…when really she just belongs half naked, fully naked, in a bikini or showing pussy lip..that’s the only logical transition from model to hollywood…but this bitch skipped the pornographic step….

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2011

08

Dec

Paz de la Huerta for S Moda of the Day

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I love Paz de la Huerta….probaby because she always looks like a fucking wreck…you know cracked out and hipster…hungover and high….the kind of girl you would want to bring home to your mom to make her feel like she failed as a parent…the kind of girl I wannt o fuck..girls like this know how to fuck…I mean how else did she end up on TV….more importantly NAKED ON TV …..where the fuck did this goddess come from….where was she before Boardwalk Empire…what gutter does she live in…and why isn’t she sitting on my fucking face….These are the questions I ask myself as I look at these hot pics.

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2011

08

Dec

Reese Witherspoon Cameltoe of the Day

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Nothing makes Reese Witherspoon look less dumpy than she clearly is…despite all her jogging….or all the work out clothes she wears than a fat upper pussy gunt with a lower pussy sucking up her pants like it is a vaccuum or more likely a blackhole that takes in sin like sex out of wedlock….and spits it out in her weekly visits to church like a good Christian..only to get run over cuz even her God hates her….as do I because the bitch is a lie….she’s not cute, she’s old and annoying…but a camel toe, as disgusting as they can get, is still a cameltoe…

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2011

08

Dec

Katie Price is a Classy of the Day

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Katie Price has an awesome fucking tan….she must have just got back from a month long vacation…or possibly a year long vacation cuz I haven’t heard shit about her in about a year…because you don’t get this glamorous and crackwhore from the projects in a blonde win chocolate milky from applying some orange colored bronzer….and you know what…she deserves a vacation…she works hard being a billionaire…and she represents every thing a woman should be…so girls….take it in and let her guide you with her genius in style, career, self-worth and powerful woman stance….and it all starts with ridiculous implants.

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2011

08

Dec

Kate Beckinsale is a Hot Mom of the Day

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Here’s hot mom Kate Beckinsale not crawling around on all fours…not bending over…not naked…not fingering herself…not showing cleavage…not rocking hard nipples….and not even rocking a cameltoe with ease thanks to her looser than average vagina…which may be more of a testament to her work ethic cuz it takes work and sometimes inanimate object insertion because getting famous isn’t easy…even when you are hot…that it has to do with her baby making….you know how it is….or maybe you don’t….

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2011

08

Dec

Jessica Biel Ass in a Dress of a Day

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Jessica Biel is everyone’s favorite rock solid body….and I use the word everyone pretty loosely since I don’t think I’ve ever really heard anyone say anything about her….maybe cuz I don’t listen to people when they talk, but probably because she’s only brought up when trying to prove Justin Timberlake’s homosexuality….it’s evidence just like the fact he was in an all boys band created by a convicted pedophile…

But this isn’t about TImberlake, it’s about Jessica Biel and her ass, all round and gently covered by a piece of fabric…all romantic like a romance novel that leads to fat lonely women having a one night stand with a jar of peanut butter and their dogs…you know how it is…

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2011

08

Dec

Ali Larter in Smelly Pussy Pants of the Day

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I used to fuck this chick from Holland named Bregje and she used to wear stupid clown pants like this…I just figured it was our cultural differences in our fashions….but people in Holland love riding bikes harder than they love legal prostitution…leading to me figuring out that some fabrics don’t breathe and that makes for a serious pussy smell similar to death…something you’d probably already assume of Ali Larter, even without her crazy pants, you know all filled up with afterbirth and shit, thanks to pregnancy, a prolapsed anus and ruptured intestine, you know baby making injuries….here are the pics…..who the fuck is Ali Larter ?

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2011

08

Dec

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Fuck you fucking christmas and your fucking music that is playing everywhere for making me feel so full of love, you know with a whole lease on life, like I’m the star of a Christmas movie who was just contemplating killing myself….but now I’m ready to fucking live….I am a Christmas miracle…now you can be one too all you gotta do is send me titty pics…

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