Who is the bourgeois motherfuckers who say having a Soca Cruise / Raggaton/ hard grinding party in the city, by a large bucket that doubles as a pool is ghetto…I bet it is the same assholes the Occupy Wall Street motherfucers are protesting about, all rich wih real life pools and high class escorts…, where hot summer day partiess don’t require garden hose and hos….

This video won my heart.

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On october 10, 2011 -> Phoebe Price pulled the exact same stunt that she’s pulling today, only she was wearing one of those stupid winter hats all these idiots are wearing cuz they think it is fashionable, when really it just makes them look like fucking assholes…possibly because she is a fucking asshole who knows the paparazzi are at that spot since celebs go there, and figures she might as well get herself photographed so more people write about her antics, even though she’s uninteresting, old and no one fucking cares, except maybe me since she’s showing some panty….

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It takes a special kind of mom pussy that can get cameltoed by a variety of clothing, including but not limited to a dress…

I know this isn’t exactly a cameltoe, but I’m a wishful thinker, bottom feeding pervert, and that makes it close enough to one for me.

She’s come a long way from being the flat chested girl in a whipped cream bikini…

Or maybe she’s just had a kid and the whole thing is confsing me.

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It is Halloween. So sending Tyra Banks to a school, where she presented to the leaders of tomorrow, in what was likely something the school thought was a good idea, you know informative from a person who has succeeded in the world, before realizing that Tyra is a fucking nut case , because they, along with everyone else in the world, never watched her daytime TV Show….was appropriate….

I have no idea what was said or what happened, but based on the facial expressions and outfit, it was a lot more scary than anything…

Which is too bad, because I’ve before she ever opened her mouth, and let the world know she has an uneducated annoying opinion, and no filter….that is often times disgusting….she was a Victoria’s Secret and SI half naked model…

Now she just sucks…

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Julianne Hough. Ryan Seacrests new project who he pretends he is dating to cover up his gay in the public eye, since people don’t like gays in middle America and he’s the new Dick Clark and needs to cater to everyone and can’t afford to have no one watch his wholesome programming he produces, that is far worse that homosexuality, like “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” if they knew….or maybe I’m wrong…maybe we don’t live in a society of gay hating like Rock Hudson did, but maybe the only person who hates gays and can’t embrace gays is Seacrest himself….but I figure anyone with frosted hair has got to be more into getting prostate massages with real penis than the strap-on he forces Julianne Hough to use in efforts to launch her career, but maybe he just hasn’t accepted that yet….

Seaking of Prostate…never tell a girl you want to fuck that her dad’s not a real man cuz cancer took his prostate and prostate is the defining organ of male even more so than a penis, and don’t try to prove your point with an analogy like a penis without a prostate is like a car without an engine…..cuz she will end up hating you…

Either way, here’s Julianne Hough not nearly naked enough, dating Seacrest makes her less inclined to do the natural whore steps to get to a place she wants to be, by going through the places we want her to be…all sex tape and vagina exposed….and you’d think even with Seacrest she would got there since it worked so well for him with Kim Kardashian making him millions…but really who fucking cares..

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Divorcee because her husband cheated on her, Eva Longoria, reminds me of a story that just happened, cuz I have no attention span and/or memory and the best I can do is remember shit that just happened….

I was in line at the coffee shop in what seems like yesterday, but was actually today, and some bitch was complaining to her friend about her husband sucking at renovating their basement, she was bitching and bitching and bitching about how useless he was, until I said “if you really want to get back at him for being such a shitty husband, you should give me a blow job in the bathroom”…she didn’t laugh, it just made for awkward line waiting together, reminding me if you’re gonna say something like that, do it when you can escape, not when 10 people are in line ahead of you…She shoulda just given me a blowjob….

Either way, here’s Eva Longoria’s ass in a not quite tight enough dress, making a decent bounce back from marriage, unlike most mexi chicks I know who leave that shit obeses and with 4 dozen babies….

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I have spent the better part of the morning searching ebay for a used hearing aid, I figure I don’t care about getting aids from hearing aids, or any other disease for that matter, and since I can’t afford a new one, there must be some old dead people who are done with their shit, because I’ve got this theory that it’ll make listening to my neighbor’s daughter masturbating (she’s 18), through the wall all the easier…..I’ve also got this theory that Hilary Duff was dressed like a dude in hockey equipment the day her husband came in her ass, before some dripped into her pussy knocking her up, cuz it is the only way he can get off…..and I’m glad he did, not cuz I get happy when guys cum, but because I get happy when Hilary Duff takes her pregnant ass out into the streets for all of us to judge and try not to masturbate to….it’s so hard.

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I was looking for cemetery erotica because I am thematic like that and figure the only way to succeed is to do every obvious thing my instinct tells me not to do because I find it lame….you know seeing the same “100 slutty costume pics” on different sites makes me want to shoot myself in the dick…and luckily the only cemetery erotica I found opened up a whole new world for me…Belly Button Poking….funny how the world works out when you’re on youtube, a porn site, that pretends to be a corporate site, in order to secure advertisers and make billions. Assholes.

Some Belly Button Poking WIth a Stick Weirdness in a Cemetery…

Same Creepy Dude and a New Girl….Also in a Cemetery….

Another one of that girl and the Weird Guy who I’m Starting to Like…

2 Girls Poking Each Other’s Belly Buttons…

The Belly button man has a new girl….

Some Belly Button Torture With a Toothpick…

More of the Weirdo in the Cemetery

More of the Belly Button Freak – This time with Panties…

This Time With a Bikini ….

Lingerie and Belly Button Poking….

Hairy Brazilian Belly Button Play….

Some Belly Button Torture

Some Girl Wrecking her Belly Button…

Okay – enough of this….there are tons of these videos…It’s a legit fetish…

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I think drinking until 5 am alone is a pretty huge waste of time…because staring at the wall, no matter how drunk, is fucking boring….and all I have to show for it is that when I wake up at 9 having to shit… some kind of blackness came out of me that I’m gonna say is from the wine…but could be the plague or ebola…..but for some reason I keep on doing it….

Here are my stepLINKS….the morning hangover version…

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Here are some stepLINKS while I go drink away my issues you unappreciative pricks.

Follow me on TWITTER – make me feel like you care as I post penis inflation youtube videos there….you know cuz twitter is the future and DrunkenStepfather doesn’t get bitches posting pics…it’s got me posting pics of bitches…totally not the same in terms of eroticism…

Here are the stepLINKS while I stop writing about nothingness wasting everyone’s time assuming they bother reading this….

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