This was sent into me today….apparently taken right outside a club of a partygoer who got so drunk she shit herself…It’s an urban legend I’ve heard before, you know where girls get so wasted they shit themselves, but I’ve never really experienced outside the club like this. It’s one of those “woulda rather woke up […]
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2016
14
Jun
stepLINKS of the Day
You haven’t been robbed of your life, I mean other than by yourself, because that’s how it works when you’re an apathetic loser with no real interest in living a great life…so I’m hear to coach you with my even MORE pathetic, apathetic, pathetic existence on ways to make things better. From not caring, to […]
2016
29
Jan
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I am not quite as graceful as two strippers working that room before closing for that last 20 dollar lap dance to pay their cab home… But I am a romantic, because when rejecting those strippers I say “I don’t want to make you dance for me for 20 dollars, you’re worth more than that […]
2014
30
May
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Sending your lesbian friends pictures of your penis saying “wish you were here”…always makes me laugh….until they confuse your penis for a vagina…then it makes me sad… Here are some links…. Babes Do the Selfie GO Protective Dad GO A Walk Among Tombstones GO Sandra Bullock is Banging Chris Evans GO James McAvoy Doing Patrick […]
2013
31
Aug
stepLINKS of the Day
Turns out that 16 year olds from Europe I was chatting up at a party are not down with DrunkenStepfathers or the pictures I post on INSTAGRAM …because pictures of tits and asses with stepGIRLS writing on them coupled with pictures of pug and random homeless people…isn’t really what the kids these days are into…which […]
2012
07
Nov
stepLINKS of the Day
I miss the minute by minute presidential election updates on my facebook…having a live feed from CNN from hundreds of people who are not my real friends that I have never met…was like being in a big internet living room….and now I am so alone…and it is amazing.. Here are some links… Guess Who’s Mom […]
2012
21
Feb
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
My house is either haunted or I was having flashbacks from NAM….or maybe I just drank too much watching The Voice not because I like The Voice…but because my neighbor with free booze does…but luckily I find pleasure in seeing X-Tina clap at some dude when he said he was a sandwich maker….and cum herself […]
2011
21
Oct
stepLINKS of the Day
Everyday’s the fucking weekend for me….in fact the weekend is more annoying for me cuz all you suits pollute the streets and bars and annoy me with your retard, useless, miserable, suburban, hate your life, conversation…Fuck…I can’t wait for Monday… Follow me on TWITTER FRIEND me to FACEBOOK before they all delete me…and more importantly […]
2011
22
Jun
stepLINKS of the DAy
I haven’t figured out the concept of TWITTER., I just feel like I am constantly talking to myself and I do enough of that without Twitter. I haven’t figured out the concept behind FACEBOOK, I don’t have friends, I don’t take or upload pictures of myself, the internet scares me, and I fear getting raped, […]