I had a dream…. That I found the source code for all women….since we’re robots….and I coded them to shut the fuck up and make me a damn sandwich…..while sucking my dick and folding my laundry….because this feminism shit is so irritating…I don’t even think the feminists believe it. This is my inspiring post…for Black […]

I was exposed to a cunt with a jacked up face, she’s had her lips so fucking filled they looked like they were going to explode..and she was walking around the bar like she was a Paris Hilton….just giving everyone attitude like she owned the place..and she wasn’t even hot…I got caught behind her at […]

Everyone’s social media statuses are so fucking uplifting. I know social media is the dark cloud that hovers over society, that makes people lazy activists, because they can whine from the comfort of their internet connection – without actually getting up and doing something….but it’s also been given to morons, who buy into everything, including […]

In a world where nothing actually matters as long as you don’t have an ego, and think what you do matters, even though we all die and are relatively insignificant, even if we’ve made epic music, movies, apps, advances in science…the core of everything we do is just distracting us until we ultimately die the […]

I like to think of myself as a Christmas miracle…the worst Christmas miracle ever… I also like having sex with moms, not because I can fist them, not because I can’t feel the walls of their vaginas – because of passing the baby, even when stapled back to normal tightness, because I can’t feel vagina […]

There is supposed to be a massive leak of celebrity nudes – but I don’t care – because I don’t think naked celebs are all that exciting or any kind of miracle – they are all just a bunch of attention seeking sluts anyway – only high end, too expensive for my taste, and I’d […]

Your president being executive producer on a reality show during his presidency…is hilarious to me…it puts me in the Christmas spirit, but that could just be the vagina snow, the santa hat I am wearing, the egg nog I drank, the christmas lights….the cake, the shopping, all the happy people who I know are actually […]

FUCK….the fear of your penis not working….goes away when your penis stops working…. That’s all I have to say about that…and while I get off this bullshit to drink at Christmas parties I sneak into…Here are some stepLINKS… Kylie Jenner is Selling One of her 4 Homes CLICK HERE Courtney Stodden Christmas Tits CLICK HERE […]

Every good story starts with “So I was eating cured meat out of this bitch’s pussy”…and ends with…at least that’s what I thought it was…until realizing it was just her shit covered asshole…she must have some fleshy growths but more importantly, she must eaten something spicy…because my throat still burns…. Pineapple Juice.Pineapple Juice.Pineapple Juice.Pineapple Juice. […]