It is always an exciting day when you run into the street hooker you accidentally had unprotected sex with when you were drunk, because you are always drunk, and because you always have unprotected sex, cuz condoms are for pussies……it’s like if you can’t handle the inner thigh rash, the smell of feces, death and […]
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2014
17
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
It is Miami Swim week, where all the models I want to see naked on my face are going to be posing in bikinis…and I’m stuck here in the frozen tundra forced to masturbate to their instagrams because they didn’t invite me to tag along – because I scare them…but luckily they are all very […]
2014
07
Jul
stepLINKS of the Day
I get so many nudes everyday, that I wake up and my Facebook and phone and email are filled the fuck up to the brim with pics of all kinds of vaginas from all kinds of girls… So now I’ve started trolling girls who send me these pussy pics, the same girls who 10 years […]
2014
16
Jun
International Models Do a World Cup Video for i-D of the DAy
I haven’t figured out if this video is relevant or interesting or well done or not, because I didn’t bother watching any attempt to grab clicks during a popular sporting event, but building up a video staring models from around the world in some Soccer Themed bullshit. It’s on some Courtney Stodden caliber creative direction… […]
2014
26
May
AnnaLynne McCord Topless in Scorned of the Day
AnnaLynne McCord is making serious career moves…and that’s doing some straight to DVD nudity for what must be a couple thousand bucks and possibly an IMDB credit…all in hopes to stay relevant enough to get cast in some shit, even though when she was on 90210 the Next Generation, she wasn’t relevant enough to get […]
2014
17
Apr
stepLINKS of the Day
My new strategy with hookers and sluts who want the void in their souls filled with a peni, is to pull a bitch move and tell them that they don’t make me feel special, and like I am the only cock they want…and I do it by telling them they have cankles… That may not […]
2014
17
Apr
Maitland Ward Knows How to Dress of the Day
Her name is Maitland Ward and she’s wearing a pretty see through dress to some red carpet event, because she’s classy like that and hates looking cheap at these low level events. She does not see them as an opportunity to get some attention from the paparazzi, hoping for a second wind, like she was […]
2014
31
Mar
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
I thought I was going to die this weekend, but apparently you can’t die when you are already dead, but you sure as fuck can drink a lot, get a lot of lap dances, and try to convince a lot of lesbians to teach you how to eat pussy using their pussies and fail… I’m […]
2014
28
Mar
stepLINKS of the Day
The funny thing about unprotected sex is that when you tell a girl you want to have unprotected sex with her…she acts like she’s disgusted…but as soon as you get her down to fuck…and you don’t have a condom around…you’re going raw dog…it’s fascinating hypocrisy… I guess it’s not fascinating..it’s a good thing for a […]
2014
20
Mar
Morning Hangover Dump of the Day
Remember, I always judge a girl by the guys she has slept with, but then I fuck them anyway. Especially at 2 am. Words of wisdom. Here are some morning links.. THe Best Looking Bloody Mary for your Hangover Ever GO Courtney Love Pretty Owns Daniel Tosh GO Jimmy Kimmel Asks “Have you had a […]