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2011

06

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

I turned myself off for the weekend. I didn’t read the paper while taking a shit in a public place. I didn’t watch the TVs at the local McDonald’s Cafe I get my free TV, internet and cheap coffee at. I didn’t go on a computer, or use Twitter, except maybe to lure one or two vagina pics…so I have no idea what’s going on in the world, locally or internationally. I’m so self involved and it’s amazing, my only concern is when I can take a fucking nap on a bench, or scrounge up enough money from my wife’s purse to afford me a daytime 40, that will lead to many amazing things, like even me possibly popping up on the news.

Here’s the today’s stepNEWS to catch up. The stuntman clip is retarded.

Sex offender busted for scam
SALEM – Police say a Level 2 Sex Offender went door-to-door scamming people out of donations they thought were going to a cancer charity.

Stuntman Hurt at Atlanta Motor Speedway
A metro Atlanta stuntman is recovering in the hospital after he was badly injured in stunt-gone-wrong at Atlanta Motor Speedway’s Thursday Thunder.

Man Killed Trying to Steal Medical Pot
A Phoenix man who recently was authorized to grow his own marijuana fatally shot a man who tried to steal his pot at gunpoint.

Duck Living at Home Depot
A duck in Maine has made a Home Depot his home for the past month and is refusing to leave.

Teens could go to prison over pic
Final exams started Friday at Hernando High School, but few students were talking about their tests. The buzz was about a text message — what some called “sexting.”

Teens arrested after fight
Police have arrested an 18-year-old in Winter Haven for his involvement in a fight shown on video, which was captured and uploaded online.

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2011

04

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I am drunk and the coolest person on twitter blocked me. He had 3 followers and called me a faggot. I’m hurt.

I was drinking with 15 year olds at some bar. They are easy to please and they will show you tit for a 3 dollar shot. Oh to be young.

I think I just shit myself. Not a proud moment. But a smelly one.

What am I talking about- i can’t take me anywhere – i need more booze….

Snooki Hasn’t Died Yet
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Frasier Erotica Brings Great Joy
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Michael Lohan and The Situations Dad Found Each Other And I Can Only Assume The Shit Storm That Is Gonna Follow All of This
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Beauty Salon Toilets Beware
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Babe in a Surf Video
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Sluts, For You Plreasures
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Hot Chick Can Shred on the Electric Guitar
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Megan Fox’s 10 Biggest Career Fails
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Miley Cyrus Sexy Slumber Party Pictures
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Jennifer Aniston Desperate Smart Water Ads
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Free Cams, Yeah That’s Right, FREE
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Hot Teen Get’s Herself Off
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Some Blind Items, Cause It’s a Slow Day
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Sport’s 25 Most Famous Cheerleaders
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Rachel Hunter Pokies
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Gwenyth Paltrow Makes Me Want to Punch Her in the Face
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Some Kimora Lee Simmons, Just Cause It’s Been Awhile
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More SExual Assult Courtesy of the TSA – VIDEO
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Justine Timberlake is Banging Everyone
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Breanne Benson, No Other Reason Is Necessary
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When Bottle Rockets Go Wrong – VIDEO
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TWTF Photo of the Day – This Will Turn You Gay Edition
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Gotta Love Laura Lion
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Check Out Jessica Rabbit
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I Wanna Be All Over Keri Hilson
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Ariel and Evelin Get It On
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Blow Up Sex Doll Swimming Race? LOL
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Here;s the Trailer For Rise of the Planet of the Apes, Just Cause
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Glamour Lesbians
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Meet Fanny Francis
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Hipster in a Bow Tie
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Red Carpet Ladies @ The 2011 Hollywood Brazilian Film Festival
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Power Wheels, Power Drifting LOL
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Sexy Sluts of Summer
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Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Split, Now There’s a Fucking Surprise
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Eva Longoria Takes Her Scrawny Little Legs Out For A Walk
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Teacher Punches Student In The Face – Awesome Video
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Woman Gets Sexually Assaulted At The Airport
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Shocking News About Scott Disick. He’s A Fucking Asshole
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Real Housewife Kelly Bensimon Shows Off Her Tight Ass
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Follow Me On FACEBOOK and TWITTER

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2011

03

Jun

Blake Lively’s Calling Her Lawyer of the Day

I can only assume that these are some real time pictures of Blake Lively on her cell phone on vacation with her boyfriend for publicity Leonardo DiCaprio, talking to her lawyers and sorting out how to either spin the pictures that aren’t of her…but that they will sue if you post even if you say they aren’t of her….cuz that’s just how the law works….when it comes to nude pics of someone who isn’t you..and that sites even say aren’t of you…you sue…it’s the only way to clear up and make sure people don’t think it’s of you…right….

Fucking idiots…but it’s fun to watch the scramble, until I get the fucking lawyer letter that is on the way, cuz I stupidly posted the shit. I like living on the edge.


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2011

03

Jun

Friday Morons of the Day

I don’t know if this video is old or new, but I was just emailed in and I was amazed at how stupid a gang of immigrant motherfuckers can be, but was reminded that without these kinds of idiots, the world would be a boring fucking place, especially when it comes to the internet, cuz this is the fabric of our fucking internet lives or some shit, morons staging and filming dumb drunk stunts that they woulda just kept to themselves before the concept of internet fame..

Here’s the human door knocker….

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2011

03

Jun

Octomon in a Bikini of the Day

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Ocotomo in a bikini is lovely because it means she’s scooped up her vag lips and managed to package them nicely….a vagina I’m fascinated by mainly because of the skills in may have and anxiously await the day it is desperate enough to be unleashed to the world in a sex tape or pictorial…see I don’t think she’d be a fun fuck, I have a hard enough time feeling the vagina walls on a youthful hooker vagina, but I like her shit cuz it’s like a myth or a cartoon character, or a friendly monster that transforms into a sail that she uses to fly away to fight crime, or hide from all the people who shit on her for having 8 babies at a time….

I don’t know, as far as I’m concerned, the whole thing is awesome, and here she is doing the bikini…..


Octomon in a Bikini of the Day
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2011

03

Jun

Beatrice Trezeguet Topless in Miami of the Day

David Trezeguet is some footballer and he’s got a wife named Beatrice who goes topless at the beach because everyone outside of North America are down with going topless at the beach, further proving the USA is not the best country in the world, it is oppressive and makes bitches keep their tops on, except maybe this bitch, since these pictures were taken in Miami, throwing my whole Fuck the USA theory down the toilet…so to redeem myself all I gotta say is Support our Troops…and more importantly stare at this beach nipple cuz you got nothing better to do…and neither do I…

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2011

03

Jun

Meagan Good Does See Through Clothes of the Day

I still haven’t bothered googling Meagan Good . I just know that she likes to wear See Through Clothes ….maybe it is because she knows it draws attention and hardly makes her a slut because she’s wearing bra and panties…or maybe it’s cuz she just thinks she’s a size smaller than she is and stretching the shit out to make it work….I also know she’s got a great round black ass and is the what makes white dudes wanna fuck black girls….

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2011

03

Jun

Alessandra Ambrosio on a Scooter and with a Bra of the Day

Here is supermodel mom posing on a Vespa….Hanging out Bras…because she sold her soul to the corporation that owns Victoria’s Secret…and she has a lifetime contract with them…that if she doesn’t respect or follow…they will turn around and kill her family memebers…that’s all part of going from a third world village, not that brazil is third world, but for the sake of this big evil corporation that seduces us with half naked hot bitches conspiracy theory, it is, to the top of the model charts….and that’s all I have to say

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2011

03

Jun

Shauna Sand is Everyone’s Favorite Trashcan Whore of the Day

I don’t know what it is, but I take great joy in watching Shauna Sand doing the mose menial, useless things….from her useless career, her useless porno, her useless tits, her useless teenage male hooke boyfriends, her useless parenting, her useless publicity stunts, just always make me laugh….

It’s like this sack of shit of a woman trying to be sexy, but accidentally turned herself into a scary clown, unable to make a dollar, unable to keep custody of her kids, unable to even successfully do porn cuz she waited til her pussy was dead and black…at least that’s what it looked like in the Shauna Sand Sex Tape attempt….and she just makes me feel good about my shitty life…

So thank you Shauna Sand. You whore.


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2011

03

Jun

Emmy Rossum is Better Naked on TV of the Day

I prefer Emmy Rossum when she’s naked or when she’s getting fucked on tv. It is the kind of acting that only comes when a bitch was unable to find consistent work, figuring getting naked to further a career is better than getting naked in a stripclub back home, and I love it…

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