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2010

29

Dec

Kim Kardashian is Fatness of the Day

The nice thing about Kim Kardashian is that she’s always rockin’ her Holiday weight. She doesn’t need an excuse for being fat, she’s always big, sloppy and fat, but sometimes she’s smart enough to SPANX that shit into a curvy people can get excited about, but I guess now that she’s made it, she can afford to be a lazy ball of buttery shit, especially with all the sleepless nights she’s been having working hard on her one true passion…..music….Seriously, I just read that she was on her way to the music studio, that she’s doing a collab with Kanye West, and that her new scam money making hustle is music and I have a feeling it is gonna work…..because that’s just how much America scrutinizes over quality product….in their shitty processed food and in their shitty entertainment….

Fingers are crossed that it’ll be over the second this fat lady sings….

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

29

Dec

Vanessa Hudgens Hides Her Mustache Wax of the Day

Vanessa Hudgens is leaving her waxer and I assume she’s covering her face because she had her lip waxed and shit is swollen red and irriated. It’s not her fault she’s a hairy little monkey, at least based on her nudes and if she really wanted to divert our attention, she would have just walked around crotchless, showing the world her other set of lips, swollen, irritated and waxed for her New Year’s weekend, cuz last time I checked girls don’t get one lip waxed without the other, and I know waxing as I tried to be a waxing apprentice the last 9 years, cuz seeing pussy off all ages seemed like a line of work I could be passionate but life’s just not that good for us…so here she is being awkward and obvious.

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2010

29

Dec

Valentina Zelyaeva’s Nipple for Elle Russia of the Day

Here is some Russian model I’ve never heard of, I’m not a fashionista and don’t keep track about this shit, I am more about the nudity in fashion than fashion itself.

She has apparently been around for a while…She is apparently really happy about the fall of communism….but most importantly she’s apparently showing nipple, something that keeps me reading Vogue like it is my religion…cuz I don’t have a religion…but I like tits…..

I don’t know what I’m saying, I’m still in drunken Holiday mode, what the fuck are you doing on the internet right now loser…

Posted in:Valentina Zelyaeva

2010

29

Dec

Elisabetta Canalis in her Bikini of the Day

All I know is that these pictures are better than the midget with retard scars on her knees who was staring in the porno I thought was a great idea to watch despite everyone on the cover looking like they were found on the street or in a homeless shelter. I am talking toothless, unshowered and disgusting……all fucking each other….

So whether this whore is actually a whore trying to advance her career by dating George Clooney, or whether she is actually into him and it just conveniently helps her get her name out in America, cuz Italian acting pay isn’t quite as good or not…she’s got a rockin’ body in her bikini and if I was George Clooney or at least in his position, I’d let all the hot pusys around use me while I use them, it’s a fair trade off.

Posted in:Elisabetta Canalis

2010

29

Dec

More Pics of Bar Refaeli in her Bikini of the Day

I am pretty down with this Bar Refaeli chick….and I figured posting pictures of her thickness in a bikini is always worth doing….even if it is a few days too late…or if the world has already seen them…because as far as I’m concerned, they never get old or tired…even if she does.

To See Some Newer Bikini Pictures of her Curvy, Luxurious Body from Some Photo Agency I Am Not Allowed to Post Pictures From – Follow This Link
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Posted in:Bar Refaeli

2010

29

Dec

Karissa and Kristina Shannon Pole Dance in Somewhere of the Day

I feel like I may be the official Karissa Shannon Fan Club website….

I post about this bitch always and I don’t even find her interesting….Sure her sex tape that featured her getting rocked hard by a black actor turned drug dealer was alright…but I’m sure it was nothing like how her dad used to stick it to her and her twin sister when they were growing up and learning how to strip at a young age to pay for daddy’s beer….you know how it is in white trash homes.

Here was her exclusive sex tape clip Vivid sent me years ago…..

If anything I barely find her hot…She is just typical, obvious and boring…it just worked cuz she was willing to get naked and had a twin sister who was also willing to get naked….and the whole attempt to get famous like she was Kim Kardashian with a black man sex tape was an alright hustle, if maybe she wasn’t already a stripping, Playboy, getting naked for money attention seeker prior to her officially fucking on camera…

Here she is in some Sofia Coppolla movie called Somewhere that I should be getting paid to promote, but I am not….making some mainstream crossover with her sister…thanks to Heff….which must be exciting for her considering her future is going to filled with throat fucking bootleg midget porn…cuz that’s just what happes at rock bottom…I wonder how much character research she had to do for this one….I mean since she was just playing her stripping whore self…and when it comes to stripping, I never complaining..


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Posted in:Karissa Shannon|Shannon Twins

2010

29

Dec

Autumn Reeser Sex Scene in Some Movie of the Day

I remember the name Autumn Reeser from The O.C cuz I used to watch the OC with a bunch of older perverts who would go to college bars after each episode to talk up young drunk bitches about something they were interested i thinking it would up our chances in getting them nice and date raped.

I remember everyone going nuts over this bitch, but I don’t really remember this bitch, so I looked her up and it turns out she got married back in May, announced that she is pregnant December 1st, and that pretty much means she’s over before she’s really even started,

Luckily for you, you can see her almost erotic in a pre baby sex scene, showing the world how she got pregnant, without the actual sex, in some movie called Smokin’ Aces 2: Assassins’ Ball and this scene’s pretty hot…unfortunately she won’t be in 7-8 months…that’s the life of a chick….

Posted in:autumn reeser

2010

29

Dec

stepLINKS of the Day

I had great jokes, great commentary, great ideas, great everything, but then I drank 3 bottles of wine, 1 glass of vodka, and watched some really obscure, and terrifying midget porn, and I’ve kinda lost my vision. It is one of those can’t unsee things you’d like to situations, but I figure, I might as well post my stepLINKS, cuz traumatized or not, it’s the right thing to do.

On a sidenote, I can’t believe people read this site.

Here are mmy stepLINKS

I must be on GHB cuz I’ve lost my mind, it’s turned into Bananas….Bananas.

Now send me nudes…

Best of 2010: Heidi’s Boobs Fell Out
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And Today in Lindsay Lohan Drama…
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Britney Spears Caught Picking Her Nose
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Camille Grammer 50 Million Dollar Tits
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Demi Lovato Now A Bangable Goth
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Another Leaked MILEY Closet Pic
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Karissa Shannon Has A Fuckable Ass And Here It Is
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Sophie Anderton. Sure Her Tits Are Small But She Looks Hot In A Bikini
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Because You’re Probably On Holiday and Deserve to Get Your Rocks Off
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Clara Morgane’s Sexy 2011 Calender
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Kelly Osbourne is Doing Well and By Doing Well I Mean Having a Public Nervous Breakdown
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Drunk Chick Flashes Her Tits and Pussy at the Club – VIDEO
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Blondes Do It Better: 50 Hottest Blondes in Sports
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Welcome to Thong Heaven! – GALLERY
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A One Man Group of Village People Is Even More Awesome Than It Sounds – VIDEO
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Because I Know There’s a Few More Toys You Need to Get After Christmas
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Stephanie Seymour See Through Hotness
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Natalie Portman Has a Baby Growing Inside Her Or Something
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Victoria Silvstedt is Very Friendly
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Jessica Burciaga Will Make Your Morning Right
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NO TOUCHING THE WHORES – VIDEO
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The Giant Collapsing Cauliflower Sheep. Say That 3 Times Fast – VIDEO
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A Very Christmas Random Gallery
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Nicki Minaj is Half Naked
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Some Keri Hilson Hotness
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Really Cute Teen Strips Naked in her Bathroom While Her Friend Records
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Say Hello to Renata…
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Party With Rihanna For Some Nips And Tit Flashing
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Elisabetta Canalis Bikini Hotness in Cabo
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Cassandra Cruz Strips Down
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Rosario Dawson Gallery Hotness
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Girls Like This Make Me Think I Should Move to Sweden
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Naked VS Angels in French PHOTO Mag
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And Another Random Pic Dump
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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CoCo’s Butt Does The Fred Astaire
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Striptease of the Day
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Mia, Adriana or Dominika?
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Get Intimate With Jenya
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8 reasons you wouldn’t really want to date a porn star
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I Woudln’t Want to Smell Like Jennifer Aniston Either
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Hey There Jasmine – GALLERY
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Follow Me on FACEBOOK and TWITTER

The holidays get me drunk….

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

28

Dec

Stephanie Seymour Big in a Bikini of the Day

There’s nothing like a big old model in a bikini that her pussy seems to like the flavor of….spilling out from all angles, I’m talking from mom ass to big ol’ tits….especially when she’s recently divorced….It’s pornography on all levels…

So here’s Stephanie Seymour living out my obscure fetish of the day…Thanks.

Posted in:Stephanie Seymour

2010

28

Dec

Jessica Alba in Some Erotic Photoshoot of the Day

I don’t know what these pictures of Jessica Alba are from. I am assuming they are pre-baby, because if they were post baby, her labia would be hanging down to her knee, but maybe that’s just my misconception on the vagina’s ability to go back to its original form after child birth, because let’s face it, I’m not a gyno, and I don’t ask the whore’s I sleep with how many times they’ve had kids, that’s a little too personal for my needs as I climax on their faces, not that that’s even an option anymore with the whole impotency thing, but looking at these Alba pics, I wish it was cuz she’s looking good. Maybe that’s the hangover talking, maybe I’m just into anything in that stance, let’s just hope she keeps it up.

Posted in:Jessica Alba