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2010

26

Oct

Michelle Buswell Tits for Fashion of the Day

Michelle Buswell is a model who shows her tits ont he regular…so these pictures are nothing special…this girl was in the famous Pirelli Calendar, not that anyone uses calnedar’s anymore, they’re kind of a thing of the past and when the last Mechanic born before 1945 retires, no one will be left to buy them, but that was in 2005 and I don’t even remember last night, but that’s probably because of the pills my friend made me take for seizures when I don’t even have seizures….there’s something very pathetic about recreational drug use on a week night when you’re in your 40s…and normal 40 year olds are being responsible cuz they have families and jobs…but sometimes pathetic is a lot more fun than the normal route…especially while sedated on seizure meds.

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2010

26

Oct

Reese Witherspoon Showing Off Legs of the Day

You know it’s a boring day when you find yourself sitting outside the grocery store watching mom’s shop through the window then seeing them walking to their cars with their bags…and being rudely disturbed by the security guard because you’ve been there for 6 hours cuz you don’t want to go home and this is more interesting than anything else you can think of doing on a Saturday…..Well, these are the picture version of that. It’s like some leg is all the excitment you get in your miserbale existance….and that le isnt even worth wanting to mount on your perver wall in your head after you’re done thinking dirty thoughts about her cuz she won’t actually fuck you cuz you’re the creepy guy always on that bench…hell, she won’t even let you help her with her bags cuz she’s scared you’re going to rob, rape, kidnap her thanks to all the other migrant looking motherfuckers who ruined it for the good ones….

Here’s Reese Witherspoon fuckin’ suckin and not in a good way.

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2010

26

Oct

Kevin Connnolly’s Tall Blonde Groupie of the Day

When you’re a midget on TV you don’t need to date midgets like other midgets in the world who get frowned upon, mocked, thrown up on, pointed and laughed at, tossed at parties, or cast in fetish porn forced to stick to their own.

You get to date real people….even though they are just with you cuz you’re on TV, cuz that’s what bitches do…they ignore your physical attributes and defective genetics for their personal gain cuz she can now call up her friends and let them all know she’s slammin’ the dude from Entourage….

Bitches are money grubbers. I have been with girls who freak the fuck out when they see a dude from a local furniture clearance commercial, like motherfucker is Star Jones….it’s weird how shit lights a fire under their pussies that they can’t snuff out without using that “famous cock”. It’s like some animal kingdom shit where every bitch wants to get with the top dog and apparently they even want that when the top dog has a birth defect or genetic disorder….because that top dog is on a hit TV show…and that’s just the biggest stamp of approval the pussy magnet authorities can give out….

Don’t get me wrong, this bitch isn’t hot, but she is normal sized and that’s saying a lot for a little person in a big world…and I have a feeling she gives great head…the kind where her tongue is halfway up her asshole…cuz there was a line-up of mediocre looking groupies when he met this one…there was something that just “stuck out” with her after the test run that made him keep her around…she was on her best behavior and gave her best performance…otherwise she woulda been thrown back in with the rest…you know how it is….oh wait…actually you don’t and either do I.

I think this post just depressed me which is impossible since I am already depressed.

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2010

26

Oct

Kimberly Nixon Cherrybomb of the Day

I don’t know who Kimberly Nixon is. I just know she’s in some movie called Cherrybomb from over a year ago and she’s showing some tit and after going to my friend’s house and watching Doom Generation with Rose McGowan’s tit…I realize that tit in movies is timeless, shit lasts forever and is equally as exciting as the first time you saw it 15 years ago….I am sure there are other classic titty scenes you all love…and I’m sure this no name starlet in this clip will be one…but I have low standards and it’s good enough for me…and since this is my site…and you’re visiting it, it should be good enough for you too.

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2010

26

Oct

Taylor Momsen in her Panties for More Revolver Pics of the Day

After much thought about this Taylor Momsen shit, since I have very little to do with myself but spend my time thinking about a 17 year old sluts who wants to be a Rockstars after getting fired from a hit TV show girls everywhere go nuts for…

I realize that flashing her tits on stage , getting into her panties for photoshoots, talking about masturbating, vibrators, and sex in interviews to stir up controversy and get people talking is a pretty solid strategy….

Cuz we’re all fucking perverts and this shit is porn to a group of desensitized people porn doesn’t work for anymore…it’s the right balance of criminal, tight bodied, wrong cuz we have 17 year old daughters and lusting after this 17 year old would be like lusting after our daughter’s 17 year old friends, making birthday pool parties awkward when trying to conceal the erection…but luckily I don’t have to worry about that cuz I don’t have a daughter that I know of and I sure as fuck don’t have a pool…

Here are the rest of those Revolver magazine pics.

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2010

26

Oct

Olya Ivanisevic in Elle Serbia of the Day

Her name is Olya Ivanisevic. She’s a model in Elle Serbia cuz those Serbians are all about fashion now that communism has fucked off and they can takethe time spent waiting in line for rationed toilet paper on the good life….or some shit…

I am posting this cuz she’s got good ass. I just woke up. Not that you care.

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2010

25

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

Looks like we’re back….I guess that’s a good thing…but I’m not gonna lie…having a broken site gave me lots of time to watch porn…drink…sleep all day…wonder the streets looking at young slutty bitches who don’t realize they are young slutty bitches…cuz slutty doesn’t mean what it used to…and if it did…even the most conservative girl this generation would be called one. I reconnected with Starbucks workers when they’d ask me to leave for loitering….I reconnected with the staff at the Library where I go to catch up on the classics…and by classics I mean studying students….I even got a rub and tug…but I’m back….I shoulda have taken the down time to write a movie about my life…instead I just begged you to add me to Facebook cuz Facebook flagged me as SPAM and the only way the whole thing could have been a better time if I took a vacation to some third world tropical place…but that’s for rich folks…but that’s not me…

What is me is nightly stepLINKS…click them.

Taylor Momsen Has Flashed Her Fake – Overdramatic – Boring Teen Tits Before – It is part of her act
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This Antoine Dodsen Shit is Getting Out of Hand and I Love It
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Do you Want to Get Girls To Notice You….
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Snooki Flashing Panties
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Pamela Anderson’s Ageless Cleavage Is Far Less Ageless Than Her Face
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Amy Gets Her Ass and Pussy Played With – VIDEO
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The Hottest Cheerleaders of Week 6 NFL
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Diana Vickers Panty Upskirt
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Miley Cyrus Braless Side Boobage
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Here’s the Tits of That Chick That Brett Favre Left Those Dirty Messages To
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Because There is No Fucking Way You Got Laid This Weekend
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Halle Berry is One Hot Lady in Red
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When Bullfights Go Bad – VIDEO
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Sofia Vergara is All Sorts of Sexy
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Sunny Leone Will Make Things Right
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Pinata Head Shot – VIDEO
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WTF News Story of the Day
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Shit is Getting Insane In Mexico, Jesus Christ
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Alex and ally Get It On – VIDEO
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Happy Halloween – Top 5: Goth Fuck Vids
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Evan Rachel Wood Just Because
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And MORE Sunny Leone
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Kanye Gay Fish’s 35 Minutes of Fuckery
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Candice Swanepoel – Agua Bendita Spring/Summer 2011
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I got a Thing For Kerri Washington
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Roxanne ‘Roxy’ Pallett is Looking Good at the Pool
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Teen Tit Flash on the Web Cam – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Hospital Strip-O-Gram Goes Wrong – VIDEO
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Celebrate Polish-American Heritage Month With Some Of The Nation’s Hottest Babes (PHOTOS)
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She’s Just too Damn Wasted – VIDEO
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Celebrity Halloween – VIDEO
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Eva Longwhoria is Looking Hot
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Lindsay Lohan is Fucking Broke Hahahahaha
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Emmanuelle Chriqui Is Perfection Part 48
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2010

25

Oct

Crystal Renn in Lingerie for Avant Garde of the Day

I don’t like celebrating fat chicks…especially fat chicks who made a career out of being a fat chick…when that career was designed for skinny chicks…that she snuck into by being a skinny chick at 14….before gaining 70 pounds and stirring up a discrimination stink over not getting work…pretty much paving the way for fat girls to model…one of the saddest things in fashion….

But she’s wearing lingerie…and that’s why I’m posting it…because I have a fat wife and I wish she looked this good in lingerie…that way I’d probably be able to distract myself from her stretch marks….floppy ass and disability that makes me wipe her ass everytime she shits in exchange for free rent…but that doesnt mean I like fat chicks in lingerie…it just means this one is less shitty than mine…literally..

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2010

25

Oct

Vana White and other Dated Tit You Used to Jerk Off to a Some Event of the Day

I know you jerked off to Vana White before the internet existed and your mom threw out all her old Sears catalogs, national geographics and if you were lucky enough, Victoria’s Secret catalogs…and you didn’t have MTV….and all you had was Wheel of Fortune….

And I know you jerked off to Cheryl Tiegs when you first got your hands oN SI swimsuit edition, before the internet and this was the only smut you could weasel into your house without scaring your mom….

And I know you jerked off to Susan Lucci when you stayed home “sick” all those days you were too scared to go to school because you always got beat the fuck up for trying to grab at the Quarterback’s tits…

And I know you jerked off to Raquel Welch because she had huge tits…

And I know you jerked off to Nancy O’Dell back when she was relevant….

I know this…cuz I did too…here’s a bonus that’s not really a bonus, J.Lo was there and she thought she was at her cousin Jorge’s First Communion in ’87 or some shit…

Posted in:Vana White

2010

25

Oct

Lady Gaga Hasn’t Died of AIDS Yet of the Day

Nothing says tapping into the gay community like hanging with Anderson Cooper in a see through dress while looking like a dude who had no father figure and a drug addicted hooker mother….

I am sure this is bringing back memories of his college days when he was using his trust fund for some serious faggot behavior while shooting speed and taking it up the ass wearing pantyhose…something Gaga really wants to relate to…or at least make the public think she is relating to…cuz the gay market is her market….and she’s just milking the gay lifestyle almost as hard as she’s been milking the Ice Cream cart she had installed in her tour bus…Surec see-thru clothes on fat bodies….is irrelevant cuz fat chicks don’t exist…they just kinda blend into the scenery…especially with faces like this, even when they pull bullshit “artistic” stunts, trying to be as loud and attention grabbing as possible, when really she’s just nothin’ bullshit…..no matter how much jumping up and down like a school girl who just got her period Anderson Cooper pulled in his trailer before this meeting…

This reminds me of so much that I hate…I just have a bad memory, hangover and rash on my dick that I’d rather be tending to…but I will say that I hope Gaga disappears like she was a condom at a bath house….

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