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2010

18

Oct

Lisa Rinna Got New Pussy on her Face Lips of the Day

Lisa Rinna got new lips, which I guess kinda fucks me up, because I don’t know where to go with a post about her as I’ve always just resorted to somehow cross-referencing the shit to the lips in her panties….but then again I don’t think anyone really knows who Lisa Rinna is or what she does…I only know her as the bitch in hollywood with a pussy on her face…and now she’s not even that…She did do PLAYBOY and I have a lot of LISA RINNA POSTS in the archive….but that doesn’t make her hot…the whole fact she looked like the living dead who died when an industrial vaccuum sucked off her face was why I liked her…now I am lost and have no idea where to go….

Posted in:Lisa Rinna

2010

18

Oct

Mel B is not Hot of the Day

I realize that Mel B is probably pushing her mid 40s by now, and that no one in their mid 40s have sex appeal, but I guess it’s just hard to come to terms with, when the person in her mid 40s who has no sex appeal, is a bitch you jerked off to 15 years ago cuz she always had hard nipples in her music videos….

I guess these pics are of Mel B reminding us that if everything didn’t work out as amazing as it did for her, she could have always resorted back to being a crack whore…

Or maybe she’s just reminding us of how depressing growin’ fat and old is….

Or maybe she’s not trying to remind us of anything, cuz her scam has been pulled already and she’s just riding that shit totally oblivious to the outside world…and really who fucking cares…there’s no reason for this post and I don’t know why I fucking posted it…I just wasted my time….but I guess that’s the story of my life…

All this to say…bitch needs to get back on dancing with the stars, cuz this baggy dress doesn’t hide the fact that she’s taken her manly abs and traded them in for something all kinds of dumpy….

That’s all I have to say about that…

Posted in:Mel B

2010

18

Oct

Charo Performs Sexy Sexy of the Day

This was in the stepNEWS but deseves a post of it’s own….Charo, who is some 69 year old crazy looking bitch from Spain who’s birth name was “María Rosario Pilar Martínez Molina Gutiérrez de los Perales Santa Ana Romanguera y de la Hinojosa Rasten”, seriously, and who made a career for herself as an actor or a comedian, or a nutcase….

She performed something called “Sexy, Sexy” that I assume is a song on the Wendy WIlliams show, that I am surprised is actually a show, and shit got fucking weird….

Watch the clip. It is the highlight of my day…possibly of my life…

Posted in:Charo

2010

18

Oct

stepNEWS of the Day

I haven’t posted the news in a while…it’s not because there hasn’t been any news…it is because I am lazy….and shit takes time to find and is the on thing I post that gets a ton of fucking hate….but sometimes I can’t hold back and need to bring it…so here.

14 Year-Old Boy Sexuall Attacks 9 Year-Old Boy on Playground

Breakdancing guy takes out innocent bystander girl at New York City bar…I wonder if he got to fuck her….

Woman Accidentally Superglues Eye Shut, Mistakes Super Glue for Eye Drops

PA Moms in Trouble for Arranging Fight Between Daughters….The future of this family…will probably end up in porn…

Street Justice in Memphis: Neighbors Beat Up Burglars

Cast of Glee Lend Their Voices for Rape Victims

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

18

Oct

Marisa Miller for Some Magazine of the DAy

I get hate for hating on bitches everyone finds hot…and I am sure if more than one person read this site, I’d get more than one email a month about how offended a dude is cuz I called his favorite bitch who will never fuck him, fat, sloppy, boring, overrated, trashy, etc….

I guess people don’t understand that despite having no standards when it comes to getting my dick wet and sticking it in a warm, wet hole, that really doesn’t even have to be warm and wet, cuz I like the friction better, and it makes crying when I am done less embarrassing, or the shame a lot less for the bitch from lowering herself onto my cock, if the bitch is asleep or dead….

But when it comes to looking at pictures of these bitches who in Marisa Miller’s case look like the stripper who ran away from the stripclub and accidentally landed herself as an extra on some bikini volleyball movie, that lead to more low-level shit, until her 35th birthday when Victoria’s Secret decided to hire her cuz they were in need of a hard faced, middle aged, overrated, fake titty trashcan of a woman who looks all American cuz she is all American….only to have you followers jump up and down like a group of retards at the circus…thinking you were just exposed to something magnificent, when really it’s all just a big marketing lie…

Sure her body is good. Her face is alright. Her hair distracting…but she’s old and looks like a stripper…and I prefer strippers who know they are strippers, not ones who think they are important fixtures in the model world cuz they were in their underwear for Victoria’s Secret…cuz real strippers give a lot less attitude…

Posted in:Marisa Miller

2010

18

Oct

Gisele for Vogue Brazil of the Day


I don’t know if that whole rumor about Gisele being fired from Victoria’s Secret because she was born with a penis and everyone was starting to find out about it is truth, or just made up by me….but I do like to think it is true, because it also allows me to believe that she faked her pregnancy, that her tits are fake and her cock is real, that your American Tom Brady is actually bedding a fucking tranny, cuz he’s one of those dudes in sports who is gay and who doesn’t come out of the closet for fear of how his teammates will react when they fuck him up the ass to teach him a lesson and build team spirit, knowing he actually enjoys it and that Brazil Vogue is giving her love cuz ladyboys are a huge part of their culture….while American kinda told her to fuck off….who knows, but I just want you to keep that in mind as you stare at her hot model ass.

Posted in:Gisele Bundchen

2010

18

Oct

Jessica Alba British GQ Video of the Day

I don’t know if it was the Mexican music strumming at my heart…bringing back memories of my priest at the orphanage who used to throw bricks at my head…or my mother fucking white American men who were passing through…while I was in the same room….or if Jessica Alba actually is hot in this British GQ photoshoot video…but I am posting it anyway…

Posted in:Jessica Alba

2010

18

Oct

Miranda Kerr and Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret Holiday 2010 of the Day

Looks like some pervert got his hands on his Mom’s Victoria’s Secret catalog cuz mom’s are the only ppl still getting this shit by mail, which probably wasn’t that hard since he still lives with her, and scanned the shit like this was the late 90s….I guess it’s a nice fuck you to the advances in technology, but I’m pretty sure it’s not meant to be, but is instead one of those things the pervert hasn’t been able to let go of…..

So here’s Miranda Kerr in lingerie….

Here’s Adriana Lima….post pregnancy…covering up the mom stomach while showing off the mom tits to distract us from the whole mom thing…

Between you and me, I find all these pictures boring and repetitive…we’ve seen it all before Victoria’s Secret….step up your game and push some limits…I’m done with this Sears Catalog grade jerk off material….and need pussy lip to really follow through on what you set out to do in the 80s when you started….

Posted in:Miranda Kerr

2010

18

Oct

Rasa Zukauskaite is Topless for Fashion of the Day

Here is another girl willing to get topless for promises of fame, fortune and the goodlife…or at least for a promise of getting paid…pretty much the same motivation a stripper has for stripper, I mean if she’s not one of those drug addict strippers just looking for the next fix, or the hooker strippers looking for a new client for afterhours, or a baby momma stripper with 5 kids at home and no dad to help pay for their school supllies, or one of those down on her luck students who got into credit card debt and doesn’t want her parents to think she’s irresponsible and kinda like the whole exhibitionist thing cuz it makes her feel wanted….

Rasa Zukauskaite is showing her tits for Metal Magazine….and although she looks like a bad Madonna in the 80s, or a dirty lesbian…who may or may not have a cock, she’s still showing tit and that’s good enough for me!

And remember everyone, Fashion is semi-pornographic…they just pretend they are all gay and boring….

Posted in:Rasa Zukauskaite

2010

18

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

I forgot that I am supposed to post my stepLINKS…..it happens when I resort to hard drinking to forget the Serena Williams bikini pictures…

I’m just talking shit…that Serena Williams bikini shit hardly offends me…I spend my life with something I wish could fit into Serena Williams’ bathing suit…something far worse looking…and far scarier a pussy…I just pretend I’m affected because part of me wishes I was…and that part of me is my penis….

The closest thing I had to an adventure today was hanging with a homeless bitch who shaved her head to look like she had cancer in efforts to make more money…when really all she had to do was wear a mini skirt with no panties…

Ok, enough about me…tell me about you….

But before you do….let’s be friends on FACEBOOK …..

I’ve been writing Mark Zuckerberg’s sister obsessive love letters all week and she hasn’t sent pussy pics….maybe because she hasn’t answered

In Case You Missed It – The Karissa Shannon Sex Tape Dropped Today – And it Started a Fucking Race War….You idiots should be proud of your white trash selves….
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The Only Thing Anybody Needs To Know About christina Hendricks is That Her Tits Are Massive
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Okay I Don’t Want to Get Ahead of Myself, But Sober Amy Winehouse is Almost Gving Me as Hard of a Boner as Drugged out and Dying Winehouse…
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Awesome fucking t-shirt of the day cowboy….
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Because the Last Pussy You Saw Was Your Moms, When You Came Out of It
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Top Ten Sexiest Women Tennis Players of All Time
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Jessica-Jane Clementís Breasts Are Nuts
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Tied Up to The Bed and Machine Fucked – VIDEO
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Amanda Michalka Victoria Secret Panties Upskirt
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Man, I Know She’s Older Etc But I Would Totally Bang Julianne Moore
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Christina Milian Showing Some Impressive Cleavage
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A Bunch of Shots of Heidi Klum Naked? SURE!
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A Girl Next Door Type of What We All Dream Of
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Alessandra Ambrosio ñ Victoriaís Secret 2010 shoot
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Lookin Good Sweetheart!
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We Call This Gallery FAT FOOD
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Check Out the Rack on Emmaly
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Afternooon Ass Shots Anyways?
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Katrina Has One Tight Body
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Remember the Meg White Sex Tape That Everyone Was Unsure As To Whether It Was Real Or Not? Well Guess What It Was
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I Forgot How Hot Keira Knightley
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David Letterman Rips on Lady Gaga – VIDEO
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Seriously, What Kind of a Crazy World We Will Be Living In of Chealsea Handler and 50 Cent Are Fucking?!
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All Girls Fantasy – VIDEO
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A Bunch of Sluts at the Teen Vogue Young Hollywood Party
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Yeah I’d Bang Alexa Chung
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Random Pic Dump of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Kate Moss, Just Because She’s Kate Moss
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Girls Fight in Their Bras! Yes! – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Chrissy, Adele or Ryan?
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Heather Summers Bends Over
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7 Types of Annoying Female Behavior Explained
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Donít Pet Sniffer Dogs When Carrying Marijuana – VIDEO
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Let’s Finish Things Off With Jessikah
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