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2010

21

Jul

Mila Kunis Stuffs her Face with Watermelon on Set of the Day

I never understood why Fox never got arrested for Kiddie Porn back when they cast Mila Kunis as Jackie, the only pussy worth fucking on That 70’s Show, I mean other than Danny Masterson’s…don’t let that beard and bad DJing confuse you.

I did understand why they took the risk and didn’t care about getting arrested for Kiddie porn back when they cast Mila Kunis as Jackie, because shes the kind of 14 year old pussy you pretend showed you fake ID when the cops come knocking.

Seriously, this bitch has it going on and also knows how to waste it, with her decade-long relationship with Culkin, that was fortunate enough to accidentally see and be disgusted by when I got backstage passes to some live Family Guy Show reading years ago.

It didn’t annoyed me then and it doesn’t annoys me now, but I was never one of those losers who ever thought I’d bang these starlets, or felt ruined when they tainted their pussy with shit, no matter how much I liked them….If anything, I always found that conversation irritating…you know the whole “look at this bitch’s boyfriend” and the room of jock morons sigh like they just found out they would never fuck her, even though that fact was kinda already written in their destiny…if you know what I mean….

I’m just happy she’s working, so I can be watchin’…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Mila Kunis

2010

21

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Pretends Zac Effron isn’t Gay of the DAy

Maybe it’s just my imagination….because I tend to be semi confused…especially when drunk and hung over…but it seems like all these interbred starlets kinda look the fucking same and run the same game…cuz if you asked me who these were pictures of…I’d say Kim Kardashian back when she was just sending nude pics to her white boyfriend, before eating her ass thick, and going to the darkside filled with Sex Tapes and useless trashiness that got her her own TV show…but instead it’s just Vanessa Hudgens, flat assed and pretending her boyfriend is straight cuz that’s how Disney Contracts work…but at least she’s done the nude pics to her boyfriend like any good girl looking for purpose….even if they weren’t good enough to jerk off to cuz she’s one of those young pussies that’s better off clothed….

Either way, here she is doing her bullshit…..

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Vanessa Hudgens

2010

21

Jul

Amanda Crew has Some Serious Legs of the Day

So I saw these pictures of Amanda Crew and thought to myself that those legs are on another fucking level….so I decided to investigate since I never heard of her and I found out she is 24, she is from Canada, she was on a show called 15/Love but she left that smalltime shit and hit Hollywood hard in shit like Sex Drive, She’s the Man and Final Destination 3 and no matter how insignificant that sounds, she’s probably made more money than 95% of us with this shit, cuz acting is the biggest scam going…once you get into the shit…you get paid at least 5,000 dollars a day….and that’s some fucking serious drinking money…and these are some serious pretty much unknown but soon to be everywhere legs.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amanda Crew

2010

21

Jul

Keri Russell In Some Jean Shorts of the Day

I am not posting these pictures cuz I find Keri Russell hot. I am posting them because I know she has a massive fanbase of virgin losers who still jerk off to on of their Felicity box set, cuz they put the other one, still wrapped in plastic in their safe to preserve the shit, cuz that’s what Virgin losers do with their time, since they aren’t distracted by drinking, having fun, real life girls, and have time to do really weird shit that make normal people uncomfortable and that are probably the reason they don’t get laid…..

See I don’t know what the appeal of Felicity was, and I don’t know why every virgin loser went nuts for the bitch and staged mock weddings with her in their head as they lay in their single bed wondering why the hot girl in class won’t talk to them, but since this is the internet, I am going to assume you are that virgin loser, and I feel for you, so these should bring some joy to your pathetic existence…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Keri Russell

2010

21

Jul

Crazy Facebook Ass of the Day

I used to have a feature on the site I called “stepFAME” where I’d basically find some random chick and either put her on blast, that’s mainstream hip hop talk for rip into her for being a cunt, or I’d focus on how hot the bitch was, and I always ended the post with the line “I made you famous, bitch”….I am thinking about bringing it back, and I’m starting with this hispanic ass from Facebook that’s just bananas…

So Vensea Tica Linda…I just made you famous bitch….if you are in fact a real person….even though I think this is some fake profile designed to lure boys into sending nude pics…but I am postin it anyway…even though she looks 15…..but I don’t think 15 year olds have asses like this…or post them to Facebook, so maybe she’s just got a young face….


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Posted in:Facebook

2010

21

Jul

Some World Cup Goalie’s Chick of the Day

I just woke up – but here is some proof that World Cup Soccer players aren’t all gay, in fact they get all the euro pussy, cuz soccer in Europe is bigger than God and all the girls dream about marrying a soccer player when they grow up, especially this Sara Carbonero pasta dish sounding pussy, who is actually a Sports reporter in Spain, or what I call strategic positioning to get the star player of the World Cup to show off to her married and less accomplished friends. Bitch.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Sara Carbonero

2010

20

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I went to some gutter sweatshop earlier today with a friend to pick up his disgusting wife – cuz I had nothing to do. When I walked through the immigrant shit smelling halls I noticed a flash going off. Next thing I know, I’m on the front lines of a lingerie photoshoot and I realized just how shitty my life is that I don’t get to watch that kind of shit everyday….except maybe on the internet…but real pussy is substantially more fun.

Here are the stepLINKS…..

How many of you have jerked off to this prison rape picture of Lohan
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Aubrey O’Day is Still a Dirty Whore
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Ali Lohan Braless See Thru – Probably Illegal
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The 50 Hottest Japanese Porn Stars
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Famous Bitches With No Make-Up
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Find Your Slut Pic of the Day
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I Don’t Know What’s Up With Tila Tequila Lately But She Isn’t Looking Like Complete Trash
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The 10 Dumbest Michael Vick Moments
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Paris Hilton Panty Upskirt
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Jessica Simpson is Looking Porny in a Romper
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They Are Slutty And They Are Hanging Out
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Mel Gibson Drama of the Day
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Blonde Hottie Rubs Her Tits and Pussy
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Amber Lancaster is Looking Hot
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And Here’s The More Slutty Tila Tequila We Are used To
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Whitney Houstan is Going Over The Edge and I Love It
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Looking good Sweetheart
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Nicki Minaj is Weird But With An Ass Like That, She Can Do Whatever the Fuck She Wants
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some Kim and Kourtney Kardashian Bikini Pics
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If Robet Shapiro Defended OJ, Who Sliced His Wife and Lover to Bits in His Backyard, But He Wont Defend LOHAN, That is Really, Really Saying Something
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Sarah is Sexy
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Yvonne Strahovski is Pure Hotness
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Alison Brie Makes Tuesday Bearable
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Katie Holmes is Looking Almost Fuckable
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Josh Hartnett is Grab Assing And I’m Jealous
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Get a Load of Sabrina
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If You Haven’t Puked Today, This Will Help Change That – VIDEO
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Angelina Jolie is Looking Hot at the SALT Premiere
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Good Golly Miss Molly
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Rando Pic Dump of the Day
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Mila Kunis is So Fucking Sexy it Makes My Small Dick Hurt
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The 20 Greatest Moments In Mugshot Cleavage
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Erica Chevillar Needs to Put a Fucking Bag Over Her Head
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More Proof Women Can’t Drive – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Rachel Nichols is Topless
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Penelope, Frances or Gwen?
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Veronica is Soapy
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Behati Prinsloo in lingerie for Victoria’s Secret
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Bangin’ Candy Beauty Of The Week: Jessica Miss Rabbit
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

20

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio is a Hot Model in the Park of the Day

With all the hot new pussy going around the modeling world, it’s kinda hard to remember the old washed up shit that decided to have a fucking baby and spend her days in the park instead of spending the days sleeping off bad hangovers cuz back home in her Brazilian small town, she’s not allowed to drink, have pre-marital sex, or even protected sex, or do drugs and have fun, cuz the “santa maria” is watching over her…so she might as well live it up now that she’s making stupid money instead of her 5 dollars a day to check people into the local hotel…..but I guess she’s still relaly fucking hot and here are the pics of her being a hell of a lot better than the moms I see playing in my park, mainly because the mom’s I see playing in my park are drunk natives who just pissed themselves, but I guess that’s hot to some…especailly the other homeless dudes cuz we all need to fuck sometimes otherwise we go crazy…even if we already are crazy….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio

2010

20

Jul

Rosie Huntington-Whitely Smoking on Set of the Day

If you ever thought being a model was a joke, you know all the bitch has to do is sit there through make-up, sit there through hair, sit on set and have some dude takes pics of her for a few hours, collect her 10,000 dollar check and head back to her loft to rail lines of blow….well being a model turned actor is a bigger fucking joke, cuz all you have to do is sit around on set all day with Shia LeBeef, smoking “hand rolled cigarettes”, waiting for some bullshit explosions to go off like a lazy fucking cunt who makes too much money…but I still want to fuck her and I guess that’s all that matters.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rosie Huntington-Whitely

2010

20

Jul

Zsa Zsa Gabour is Easy of the Day

For those of you who have jerked off to Zsa Zsa Gabour back when she was young and hot, whether it was in reruns or looking at old pics, cuz you like your masturbation to have history, or whether you are old enough to have jerked off when the shit was happening, you know like Miss Hungary beauty contest in 1936, or her other acting gigs through the 40s, 50s, 60s, 70s, and 80s, cuz she was the hottest immigrant pussy who married many times cuz she was the kind of immingrant pussy people liked to pass around…this is for you….only instead of jerking off to her hot tits she is known for, you can jerk off to rape fantasies of having your way with her cuz she looks a little too weak to run….but you better act fast cuz she may die before you cum.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Zsa Zsa Gabour