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2024

24

Jul

J.Lo’s Old Dead Pussy in a White Bathing Suit of the Day

J.Lo captioned some photoshopped picture of her in a white swimsuit “This is me now”…which weirdly dramatic, at least elementary school level of drama, like a Taylor Swift song level of drama….but when you’re audience are a bunch of sad, loser, half retards…I guess that speaks to their sadness.

I guess J.Lo is celebrating her birthday, not her incoming death day….by stripping down and showing off her body, or a version of her body she’s pretending is her body on social media.

J.Lo’s a fraud, so this is likely fraudulent, but all part of her marketing of herself, which clearly needs an overhaul after losing the interest of all her fans and being forced to cancel her tour, when she thought she’d score like she was Taylor Swift, because her fans are as dumb as Taylor Swifts….

The real victim in all this is Ben Affleck, who in a drunken stupor accidentally revisted old pussy, literal old pussy and throwback Thursday cuz he was already there pussy….while being Ben Affleck and able to fuck basically every single hot chick on instagram at the same time if he was willing to throw money at that concept, or find a brand sponsor for that concept…but instead got back with some weathered psychopath overachiever who thinks she’s awesome and believes her own hype….

Poor Ben Affleck..

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2024

24

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio’s Ass in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Based on the roundness of her tits and the facet that she could be a man, these Alessandra Ambrosio tits must be bolt-ons.

Based on her menopausal age, I have no idea why I am revisiting the Victoria’s Secret angel who they never fired and would never retire, but it definitely isn’t to celebrate her.

During the height of her career with the brand that made her very rich, I didn’t find her all that hot and was convinced that along with Gisele and Lima, this Brazilian was a tranny trolling us….so I don’t think her in her 50s would be all that hotter….

The only nice thing about this, besides the bolt-ons is the fact that she maintained being skinny, as a model should…

The weird thing about her is all the creases her ass, or under ass deliver…

It seems like it’s trying to spell out some sort of message….maybe that’s a letter Y….like WHY are you looking at me….or maybe it’s a V saying this is the ONLY V you’ll find on me….

I don’t really know, I don’t speak Brazilian Portuguese…but it’s something…

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2024

24

Jul

Taylor Bryant is the Instagram Of The Day

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Taylor Byrant is a model represented by a bunch of management companies and model agencies, which is normally a sign of her being a lower level model, but she’s still a model and that counts for something.

She’s also a Miami based model, so she’s not some weird ass high fashion model they are trying to make some kind of innovative look or high concept art piece out of, like they did with that cow-skinned model a few years ago, or have done with weird looking girls over the years….

Which means she looks like an actual chick….and in being a Miami based chick, she strips down to her bikini and looks good in that bikini…

so she’s pretty much the kind of model you should celebrate by jerking off to her…skinny with manageable tits an that old school model look because she looks like a girl, they’ve tried killing but that will never die, since we collectively like hot people. It’s in our wiring. They are better than us based on the gifts they received at birth and that’s ok or enough of a reason to worship their assholes…or feet…or whatever it is you’re into…

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

24

Jul

Workout Wednesday of the Day

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In a world of FAT people….

It’s nice to see people trying to get fit.

Clearly, in a world of propaganda, manipulation, confusion….you can’t trust anything you are fed.

They have been on a campaign to make fat people think they are hot and make dudes think fat chicks are hot, which is technically going against our biological programming, replacing it with their programming, essentially confusing us with our rational instinct and what we’re being told, allowing them to WIN, monetize and have a lazy fat distracted and confused population to sell product to and not fear because fat people aren’t scary, I mean they are scary, but they’ll never try to overthrow the powers that be, they may overthrow someone taking too long in line at the buffet, or overthrow the paramedics trying to get them into the ambulance before they are done eating cake and watching the latest episode of their series….despite having a heart attack at the time…

Point of the story…get fit or celebrate fitness…it takes work, effort and it’s cool to treat your body with respect and if you’re too lazy to do it, celebrate those who aren’t…its’ a good thing…..we don’t all have to be fat lazy slobs….ya hear.

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2024

24

Jul

Khloe Kardashian Helps Kim Kardashian Take a Shit of the Day

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I do my best to avoid all Kardashian / Jenner content because they are detrimental to society.

They represent all that is wrong with society.

They have been celebrated by the retard public of society due to society being fucking lazy and taking what is given to them.

Their shameless, low hanging fruit, gutter marketing tactics that sucked in a generation was simplistic at best….and they are definitely not the impressive billionaire innovators, they’re more the loophole finding, exploiting and raping it as hard as they can billionaires…

The public is dumb and have credit cards, MANIPULATE THEM….

It’s evil, it’s trashy, it lowers the frequency of the population, it inspires other girls to follow their lead instead of being the good kind of whores, and everyone looks like a fucking muppet, clown trying to be part of the circus.

BUT when the sisters fist each other on the toilet as KIM tries to squeeze out of her own product, showcasing either how shit of a product it is for all the retards, who probably just bought 100000 units of the product, despite her showing the flaw in the design of the product….because people are dumb….I notice…

What I notice is that the gross looking, altered by god knows what procedure, non-human and her non human shaped ass, squeezed into a spandex leotard, which traditionally I found hot….looks too fucking weird and middle aged to me….CIRCUS FREAKS….pushing some kind of insanity on the public that the public buys into.

Then I notice a pair of shorts under the leotard, because she’s using her shapewear to shape herself into greater weirdness….

All while the MONSTER Kardashian tries to undress her polluted cunt….this is just behind the scenes that should stay behind the scenes, but instead they post to be “real, raw and personal”….for the retards..

I assume this is a few weeks old, but avoiding the Kardashians is in everyone’s best interest and I apologize for exposing you to this even though I hate you and should turn this site into a Kardashian Fan Site, which would probably actually make me money…..exploit the retard public with retard manipulation tactics….

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2024

23

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

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Like fat girls playing pickleball in spandex for instagram….

These are the days of our lives…

I’ll take the fat chick trying to be the hot half naked influencer chick over the girl who went genderless and weird in some libtard brainwashed meltdown….because a fat chick cosplaying as a hot chick being slutty is far more interesting than a skinny chick with weird gay tattoos cosplaying as a nerdy dudes with their tits chopped, mad at everything, chronically ill and still wearing COVID masks….lunatics…..

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25 + PEOPLE DEFINITELY HAVING A SHITTIER DAY THAN YOU
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Kendall Jenner … and her wonderful buttocks for Calzedonia!
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So Much Stupidity
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Kylie Jenner’s Breasts and Curvy Figure Steal the Show at Schiaparelli Fashion Show
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2024

23

Jul

Blake Lively’s Tits in an Insane Outfit for Her Husband’s Shit Movie Premiere of the Day

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I find Ryan Reynolds pretty fucking annoying. His silly humor, the fact he’s presented as some kind of manly action star, when he’s such a faggy flaming high estrogen looking action star….I don’t care how much HGH or ROIDS the dude does, like Jake Gyllenhaal these dudes are lame, and idolizing them makes you lame…

Anyway, his wife, who is apparently rumored to be divorcing him, taking him for half his billions of dollars made endorsing a variety of products in being the important action star, comic book star, homo star he is….

But first, she’s attending his premiere for his new Deadpool most of you will go see because you are sad Comic Book incels who are excited that there’s a new version of this trash….

IT’s co-staring HUGH JACKMAN, which doesn’t make it any fucking better to the person with a brain, but when brainwashed that’s like super hype.

If you didn’t think we were doomed enough with the way society is going, this being the most hyped movie of the year….is further evidence of how brainless we are as a society.

Lively brought her tits to the event, her 40 year old body squeezed into some fetish outfit made out of granny’s curtains during her baroque phase at the trailer park and it’s weird…but it’s tits on a famous chick marketed as some funny celebrity with her super famous funny husband doing funny things like getting rich off you retards who buy into it…

WE LIKE TITS.

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2024

23

Jul

Bebe Rexha has Fat Ass of the Day

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I saw these pictures of Bebe Rexha’s plus sized ass a few days ago and wasn’t that inspired to write some nonsense about fat girls and their fat asses….

But today is a brand new day and sometimes staring at a fat famous pop star in her mid 30s ass is all you need to feel better about yourself….

I know that Bebe Rexha is huge by industry standards of OZEMPIC body image, but at the same time, she’s not offensively fat compared to the bitches I see in the Walmart line-up with their 50 shades of brown babies from different daddies.

So, when the ass is juicy and not offensively fat, it triggers the pervert mind of Italians, Greeks, Africans and Caribbeans….

IT’s just the small penis white boys that hate the way the fat ass makes their micro cocks look….because porn gives them unrealistic body image on what a penis is too look like when penetrating…

In reality, when faced with a fat ass like this, you must use your face to catch it and be smothered by it…that’s 90 percent of the fun…

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2024

23

Jul

Lisiane Witt is the Instagram Of The Day

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Her name is Lisane Witt. She’s a Brazilian model who like other Brazilians is pretty slutty efven when presenting her mainstream model content for a mainstream audience in hopes brands like VS go back to hiring hot Brazilians for their campaigns…

I read somewhere that Brazil has high instances of parasites, which is why the girls have what we collectively call the “Whore Gene” which appeals to men so that the parasites get spread through anuses….they also have a lot of trannies so it kinda adds up…

The mind controlling parasite is my favorite of the conspiracies….it makes me ask why we deworm animals but not humans….BECAUSE they need the worms in us to control us…

DUH.

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Posted in:Instagram Babe

2024

23

Jul

Heidi Klum’s Big Old Lady Titty of the Day

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Heidi Klum is an old lady, mother to a dozen kids, one of those kids is some tight bodied miniature human with big tits of her own, and the whole thing is entertaining enough to pay attention to because of the tits.

One side of the coin, you’d think it was a little shameless and perverted for the old lady to be this public of an exhibitionist, that it would damage her career by crossing that morality clause by producing self produced pornography….that there’s no need for her to try to get the last of the jerk offs available to her from the committed fans, we’ve got an archive of content for that and don’t really need the new new geriatric version…

On the other side, she’s Heidi Klum, rich and famous from a career of stripping down and showing her tits and it’s kind of what she does, or what she owe her other layers of her career to, so to stop walking around with her tits out would be disrespectful to all the people she’s whored herself to, and the public at large, because it would mean she wasn’t authentic in her cash for tits hustle, that it was just cash for tits hustle and now that she’s got cash the tits can be put away and treated like classy ladies….

Instead, she’s like “nope, showing off my tits is my hustle and I’m committed to it”….

Which means, old or not, her using of her tits for attention is pure…so we’ll endorse it since we like tits, and don’t like girls who use tits to get ahead only to pretend they never did once they get there….

OWN THE WHORIN’…since we can’t afford to own the whore and rely on the whorin’ to get a taste of those tits….

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