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2010

19

Jul

Kim Kardashian’s Fat Ass in a Bikini of the Day

I like big asses…but not this kind of big ass….this shit is just shit that reminds me of a 30 year old secretary who works at the walk in clinic, has a couple of cats, likes to read books and loves cake and ice cream cuz it makes her feel like she’s being hugged from the inside…since no one hugs her on the outside….

What I am getting at is that this ass is just fat…it’s not hot, or round or perfection…it’s fucking sloppy but just happens to not have cellulite, cuz maybe Armenian bitches are so cross bred from decades of being conquered that cellulite doesn’t hit them…but it doesn’t mean she’s not a fucking pig…a pig who peaked with her sex tape …the rest of her is just fucking aftershock from the shit…and the public seems to constantly forget how vile this twat is.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian

2010

19

Jul

Shauna Sand’s Boytoy Gives her a Massage of the Day

I don’t really care for Shauna Sand, but I gotta give her some credit, she really gets how to live the good life a lot better than the other strippers she used to work with and stole her look from.

All it took was getting naked in a Playboy decades ago, in a time when getting in Playboy mattered enough to get some Lorenzo Lamas soap star motherfucker to marry her and have kids with her, only to divorce and lock into a monthly check that affords the luxury of having a European cabana boy on staff at all times…a rent boy to travel with her, carry her purse, massage and have sex with, that is used to working for rich men and who doesn’t mind the fact that her pussy looks like an emptied out scrotum…who fuck her on camera for the glory and a little money…cuz when you are gutter trash who only knows how to make money with your body..and no one cares to publish your shit anymore…and your old option is a sex tape ….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Shauna Sand

2010

19

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some shit going on in the news….

Homeless Man Attacks Girls In NYC Park

PA Man Lied About Age to Have Sex with Teen Girls

Detroit Man Wrecks His Ex’s Car and Causes Huge Wreck
A domestic dispute ends with a big fender bender in Redford- involving multiple vehicles.

Sex Chat Industry Excited About New iPhone 4
Video chat software is concerning to parents but appealing to the porn industry

Candy Bar Fight Leads to Drug Arrest in WV
Adam Briggs and his girlfriend Audrey Lane of Chicago were arrested West Virginia after getting into a fist fight in a moving car that started over a candy bar. The couple “showed tremendous interest” in getting their 1999 Buick out of the impound lot, including allegedly offering money to the owner of the lot. It turns out a massive amount of drugs and cash were in the car.

Bikini burglars strike in Brevard County Florida
Deputies with Brevard County Sheriff are on the look out for two bikini wearing thieves.

Reporter Slams into Skateboarding Kid on Live TV
Charley from Tampa’s Fox 13 tries to cross a skating ramp at a bad time and someone gets hurt

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2010

19

Jul

Kelly Brook Eats Ice Cream of the Day

I like to call whatever is going on in Kelly Brook’s career her retirement tour or farewell tour. It’s like the last leg of the race and she’s decided to up the fucking effort cuz she knows that this time next year, those wrinkles are going to be too hard to hide, and avoiding the dessert cart at the restaurant is going to be a thing of the past, so take it in when you can, cuz her natural tits are crazy….especially if you weren’t aware they existed, like 98% of the population a few months ago and finding out about her has been a fun discovery filled with masturbation to various google image searches. I know how it works…

Bonus – Here she is topless on a motorcycle from some other bullshit….

Pics via Bauer

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2010

19

Jul

Lindsay Lohan Does Complex Magazine of the Day

I love the people at Complex. They have been good to me. They have featured me in their magazine. They give me scoops on the hot bitches they do photoshoots with.

I only have two issues with them, first they own Oliva Munn’s website and promote her and help her on her quest to one day be famous and I hate Oliva Munn, and second they won’t admit that the reason they put Lohan on the cover of their mag a day before she goes to jail was something coordinated by her PR person, the same motherfucker who coordinated the fake trial and the fake sentencing, who gave the media something “Lohan” to talk about everyday, cuz without this “going to jail” lie, the world would not be talking about Lohan and that works totally against her strategy of hitting rock bottom before taking on some role as a pornstar, in effort to get the academy award and the whole thing seems to be working….the only unfortunate thing in all this is that she won’t be spending any time in jail tomorrow…you’ll see…shit was all hype…all lies…all to get people talking…and I hope next time she wastes the county resources, it’s when the motherfuckers are trying to revive her after a drug overdose, even though she’s already long gone.

Here’s some Lohan hotness in complex…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan

2010

19

Jul

Sharon Stone Crying in Public of the Day

I know as well as you do that Sharon Stone is not hot anymore. I just have a thing for bitches who cry in public, whether they are hot or not. I just like seeing some kind of crazy acting crazy….whether the tears are justified by the death in her family, or maybe further rejection from another casting director telling her she’s too old to work, or if she just looked at her haggard face in the mirror and got scared, or if she is just going through menopause…..

I just like seeing a bitch lose her fucking mind cuz I know it’s probably over something totally insignificant, cuz bitches don’t know how to differentiate what is considered a real issue, or just their own over-reacting over nothing….

I do however care that when the crazy person in question is Sharon Stone and she’s wearing a short skirt and her legs are uncrossed and her career is pretty much backed into the fucking corner and sucking, she should try to re-visit her prime.

So here she is emotionally unstable and not showing pussy.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Sharon Stone

2010

19

Jul

Shitty Paris Hilton Topless Tanning of the Day

Not only is Paris Hilton at the age where girls stop giving a fuck about what people think, at 30 girls generally get less shy about going topless at a beach, or having a nipple fall out cuz either they’ve had kids and have shown their junk to rooms full of people or they are sluts who have shown their junk to many different rooms filled with one or two people, but she’s also Paris Hilton and never really gave a fuck about what people thought, she just wanted to make sure that they noticed and in getting them to notice she had sex on camera, flashed her body parts, and really just annoyed the fuck out of everyone, naked or not….and here she is tanning topless as expected…cuz toplessness always gets attention….even when the quality of the pics fucking suck.

Posted in:Paris Hilton

2010

19

Jul

Jessica Dewan Bikini Pictures of the Day

The level of success a woman has in her career and the level of fame a woman has in her life really has no direct impact on whether I want to see them in a bikini or not. I never look at a bitch in the park or at the public pool or even riding her bike or walking down the street and wonder to myself what her name is, what her job is, and whether she is a talented singer, actor, dancer or not just didn’t matter, because she was a bitch in a bikini….so this is Jessica Dewan, I don’t know who she is, or what she does but I am thinking she was one of the Pussycat Dolls, but in the end she’s got a pussy and she is in a bikini and none of other shit, like whether she’s unknown, or with her husband Channing Tatum, just doesn’t fucking matters….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jessica Dewan

2010

19

Jul

Katy Perry Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

I don’t understand Katy Perry’s career. I had the unfortunate experience this past weekend of being in a store where her song came on the radio and I was forced to listen to it. I couldn’t figure out if she was singing to 10 year old girls about bikinis and daisy dukes, but more importantly, I couldn’t figure out how she was even on the radio. The only thing she is good for is her tits. I think she knows that the rest of her is a sloppy fucking awkward mess….but sometimes….as Katy Perry proves pretty much always…big natural tits are all you need to make it…

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2010

17

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

I went on a bit of a bender and I am not sure what happened – but I know that it involved me talking about hookers but not getting real life girls to act like hookers no matter how hard I turned my seduction voice on….

I probably shoulda thought about you before drinking my face off with some big breasted girl in a tupe top….but I guess that’s just not how I work…

So here are my links – better late than never – especially when talking about your gf’s period cuz no one wants babies – silly.

Okay So Maybe John Stamos Didn’t Bang a 17 Year Old After All….Are You As Disappointed as I Am?
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Katie Price is Fucking Pathetic – VIDEO
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Sluts Let You Take a Peek, What Are You Waiting For?
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45 Pictures of Audrina Partridge’s Tits in Bathing Suits
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20 Awesome/Hilarious Public Space Graffitis
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How About a Kelly Brooke Camel Toe
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So THAT’S the Meaning of Rainbows
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Sara Carbonero is So Fucking Hot
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Keri Took Some Cellphone Pics
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Sluts Use Anything They Can to Get Off
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Another Freakazoid Teacher Charged: Drugged Up Student, Had Sex With Him, Sent Nasty Pics To His Cell Phone
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Check Out Elena Rivera
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Natasha is All Oiled Up
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Jack Osbourne Pretty Much Has The Best Tshirt EVERRRR!!!
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Jenna Dewan’s Ass In A Bikini: Wow!
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Anastasia and Mandy Get It On – VIDEO
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Dania Ramirez is in Maxim
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Alexis Texas Is Definitely WIN In Every Way Imaginable
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Rachel Bilson is Looking Hot As Always
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Katy Perry is On Her Kneesand Assumes the Position
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Pussy Eating and Tit Sucking, What More Can You Ask For
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I Admit That Kathy Griffen Has Moderately Amused Me – VIDEO
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Donald Trump X The Whoreprentice
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I Never Thought I’d Say This, But Jada Pinkett is Looking Hot in These Family Photos
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Jana is the Stuff Dreams Are Made Of
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Kate Gets Wild on the Webcam
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Vanessa Hudgens is Looking Hot In Her New Movie
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20 Hot Female Celebrities Wearing Baseball Caps
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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8 Inexpensive Things That Got Turned into Something AWESOME
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Gotta Love an Asian
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Awhhhh, One Lesbian Sticking Up For Another
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Holy Fuck I Love Informercials – VIDEO
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Busty Blonde and Some Self Shots
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And a Little More Lindsay Lohan Drama
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Pumping: Obscure Sex Act Of The Week
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