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2010

16

Jul

Katy Perry in Wet See Through Panties of the Day

Katy Perry has a horrible body. She reminds me of this crippled girl I used to fuck because she was easy….you see despite popular believe, people generally shy away from the cripple girls of they do get guys they are usually there because they are weird, socially awkward, essentially the bottom of the fucking barrel….but I saw opportunity to do things the other girls wouldn’t let me do…

Her ass is dumpy, her legs are shitty and thick, she walks like one leg is shorter than the other, but she has great tits and a badly sized bra…but she’s wet and it is see through and sometimes that is enough….

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2010

16

Jul

Pink’s Stupid Stage Show Accident of the Day

Here is a clip of Pink Hurt in Stage Accident (bonus FUCK makes it on TV) and she gets what she fucking deserves for deciding she was a circus performer last year when she started using her manly muscles to sing upside down hanging from the ceiling and other bullshit that people who do deserve to get hurt for doing…

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2010

16

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

The news depresses some…….I am not one of those people. I find shit hysterical…

Here is today’s news…

Brazilian mode Sheyla Hershey was attempting to break the world record for breast size, now those implants could kill her

Texas Daycare Investigated Over R-Rated Field Trip
A Texas Daycare is being investigated after they took their children to see the R-rated movie, Death at a Funeral.

Dallas Man Arrested for Soliciting Prostitute with Infant in Car

TN Man Arrested for Sexually Assaulting Woman at Church

PA Woman Arrested for Epileptic Seizure
A Mt. Lebanon woman was roughed up by police while suffering a seizure because they thought she was on drugs, now she’s suing.

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2010

16

Jul

Some Jersey Shore Useless Pussy of the Day

I figure there was no better way to keep the site theme of the day “useless pussy” than to put up pictures of the ultimate useless pussy…I’m talking the pussy so useless that the already useless pussy aspire to be them…The stars useless, like king and queen useless the other useless pussy bows down to, because they don’t even have the body, looks, talent, careers or anything to justify being useless pussy….they are just useless pussy… making them even more useless than the other useless pussy who I just call useless cuz the work and shows they do are insignificant…when this Jersey Shore shit is beyond insignificant…it’s a viral video that no one shoulda seen that turned into this bigger than life bullshit…and here are the two main sets of tits on the show…both equally vile….attending events like they are relevant…when really they just re-affirm that we’re all fucking doomed….

Pics via Fame

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2010

16

Jul

Blake Lively Nice Round Tits of the Day

I hate Blake Lively for winning me over. She makes me feel like a very weak fucking man who just caves in when I hate a bitch, just because she started showing off tit.

I feel like Hollywood is so uninspired and that nothing new is coming out of Hollywood, that I’m stuck with little to get off to or even be stimulated by. At least the music industry has people from all levels producing enough content to never get bored, but TV and Movies are so expensive that shit is limited and controlled but what must be a bunch of morons, cuz nothing is good and the people they cast aren’t good making me think it may be time for me to turn this site into a local acting troop blog, where I write about the aspiring weird actor girls no one will ever know or want to know, who even their family and peers hate knowing.. but at least they’d be some new blood instead of this repetition that drives me insane.

Here she is doing some Sex in the City the Younger Years bullshit that I like all because she’s showing off some tit.

Pics via Fame

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2010

16

Jul

Rachel Bilson Boring in Some Jean Shorts of the Day

We’ve established that Rachel Bilson is boring as shit and that she does everything in her power to not be the slutty little starlet she shoulda been 5 years ago, but instead she locked herself up in a barn in Canada where some dude who was in one or two movies, the main one being Star Wars, brain washed her into not flashing her cunt like she was supposed to cuz that’s what young starlets do and that’s how young starlets get noticed and that’s how young starlets get work…and I guess she’s slowly realizing that as she walks around Hollywood looking for scraps like some kind of homeless person….

Pics via Fame

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2010

16

Jul

Kristin Cavallari Useless Hot Body of the Day

The Hills are over so now Kristin Cavallari is officially fucking useless. We already knew that, but now maybe she knows it…because she is the only star from Laguna Beach who refused to go onto the Hills because she actually was delusional enough to think that she had talent and potential to have a career without the MTV reality bullshit, only to weasel her way back onto The Hills the final season cuz she needed the money and those dreams of being independent of MTV were shattered…and she knew it was her only hope and now her only hope is over…so maybe she’ll be working at American Apparel instead of shopping their, but with a body like this, I’d rather she work the streets or the porn scene….and I guess at this point anything can happen….

Pics via Fame

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2010

16

Jul

Gena Lee Nolin for the Clown Fetishists of the Day

Gena Lee Nolin was probably one of those awkward fake titty bitches you used to jerk off to before the internet existed, but Baywatch did. She was the low level Pam Anderson, who herself is already low level, cuz she had the fake hair, tits, tan and the useless sex tape, essentially making Gena Lee Nolin the shit left smeared on the entertainment industry’s toilet, cuz it ate a bit too much fatty foods…but at least she’s found work doing clown fetish videos…or whatever the fuck is going on here….

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2010

16

Jul

Carrie Underwood in a Bikini of the Day

I guess it is only natural that when a bitch is on her honeymoon with some Hockey player that has years of gang rape, broom in ass, team initiation in his bag of tricks, it’s only natural that she steps out and gives her pussy a rest…you know some time to dry the fuck off..so here she is in a bikini

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2010

16

Jul

Alyssa Miller in a Bikini in Elle Italia July 2010 of the Day

Alyssa Miller is one of the new Victoria Secret’s models. I am not sure if she is 18 or not because there is very little information on her, but it is safe to say that if she isn’t 18, that adds a whole new perverted, criminal and exciting dimension to when you take your wife or mom’s catalog to the bathroom for a session….it makes you a fucking pedophile…next thing you know you’ll be raping little kids in the park all cuz this bitch was the gateway tits. I am pretty sure there’s a lawsuit somewhere in there…

And some other ass as a bonus – cuz you can never have too much ass….

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