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2010

14

Jul

Irina Shayk Topless in GQ of the Day

I guess when this soccer player pussy went down to South Africa for the World Cup looking for new soccer cock to stick inside her cuz in Europe, Soccer players are bigger than celebrities, she got recruited to do an issue of South Africa GQ…and they got her in a See Thru top, to show the world the nipples her boyfriend Ronaldo doesn’t suck on, cuz he’s too buy masturbating to cock…..

I’ve done at least one post on her today and figured it was only a matter of time that her nudity would surface…since she’s a new face and with all new faces come the scandals of their past or the scandals of the present thanks to their excitement from all the attention

Here are the pics…

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2010

14

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Sometimes I get distracted when I see women in their mid 40s in the skimpiest, tightest dresses smoking cigarettes on the steps of fancy restaurants, so distracted that instead of pulling out my dick and masturbating in public to them, I come home to post my fucking steplinks for two idiots who click them….if you know what I mean….even though I am not sure what I mean…

The Hills May Be Over But Here Are The 15 Hottest Sluts from L.A
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Mel Gibson Stars In ‘Blow ME Or I’ll Burn the House Down’
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I Wanna Be All Over Angelina Jolie’s Thigh Tattoo
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Because Where Else Are You Going to Find a Slut Low Enough To Let You Bang Her?
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The 10 Sexiest Miami Heat Cheerleaders Who LeBron Will Probably Fuck
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Karissa Shannon Bascially Tells The Whole World Shes a Pedophile
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Some January Jones
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The 10 Hottest Cheerleader Wives/Girlfriends
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Ingrid Chauvin is See Through
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Eva Mendes Says The Dumbest Things, But She’s Hot and I Don’t Care
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Jody and a Massive Toy
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R&B Slut Cat Fight
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Kate Sajur is a Hot Piece of Ass
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Even With a Wheelchair and a Neck Brace, I Still Bang Rosie Perez
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Irina Sheik
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Tan Line Hottie
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Check Out the Body on Erika
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Sarah Harding In A Bikini Gets Me Going…
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Avy and Puma Get It On – VIDEO
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Some Selita Ebanks, Just Cause
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Now That’s What I Call Clevage
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Daisy Lowe Looks Liek a Dirty Slut in These Ads
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Lindsay Lohan Has Officially Come Up With The Worst Idea of the Century
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File this under: “Bitches need a check….and a publicity stunt”
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Asian Teen and a Vibrator – VIDEO
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Maxim Campus Cuties – VIDEO
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Some Sluts at the Inception Premiere
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Say Hello to Sammi Rhodes
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Busty Teen in the Shower
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Emma Stone is Looking Hot in GQ
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Busty Backflip Fail of the Day – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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A Guide to Disney’s Horrible Female Role Models (feat. Photo Evidence)
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Penny Cruz Got Married, So Let’s Look At Some Hot Photos Of Her
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25 Insane Race Car Crash Videos
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Hot Blonde/Nice Ass – VIDEO
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Ohhhh Jennifer Aniston is Playing Dirty and I Like It!
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Hot Sluts of Summer – GALLERY
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Joanna Krupa Is Just Hot… It’s That Simple
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5 TV Hotties We Want To See In Porn
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A Guide to Disney’s Horrible Female Role Models w/ Photo Evidence
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Some Whore in a See Through Bikini
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

14

Jul

Monica Cruz Drunk of the Day

Penelope Cruz got married to some dude named Javier who was in a movie with her and who is also Spanish and her sister Monica got fucking wasted and there’s something about wasted girls stumbling around, passed out on the sidewalk shoeless, that is porno to me and if I could, all women would act like this all the time, cuz that is when they make ill-decisions that usually lead to me having unprotected sex, or at least to me getting pics of their cunts while pantyless and spread eagled on a park bench….

This is my kind of girl….and if you happen to be a girl who accidentally just landed on the site…..take her lead…and send in pics…Thanks in advance.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Monica Cruz

2010

14

Jul

Ashley Greene Does the Gym of the Day

All eyes are on Ashley Greene and instead of doing something worth having people talk about, she just went to the gym with her pants semi jacked in her pussy…I think she’s getting too confident that no matter what she does, people will notice and talk about, which is too bad, because security is the one thing that keeps a vagina in lockdown, while insecurity spreads the shit all over the fucking town….and unfortunately for us, this twilight shit isn’t going anywhere anytime soon, so we’ll have to wait til her star dims and her eagerness to get work gets her eager to get naked, both on the casting couch and in the paparazzi….when girls are at their peak and all things are going their way…they are pretty much at their worst….Just wait and see Ashley Greene when all this ends, she will be singing a very different tune…thru her vag.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2010

14

Jul

Miley Cyrus in Shorts of the Day

I am a fan of Miley Cyrus when she dresses like a little whore who knows how to get attention all while distracting from her fucking weird looking face.

I know, when a bitch is underage and half naked, slutty and putting out, the world is supposed to watch and collectively start masturbating, cuz youth, even on an ugly chick, is supposed to be a major turn….a logic where even ugly girls are seen as hot to dirty old men just because they are young and sure they have little cellulite, firm everything, but not all young girls are hot and I’m a little more picky with my underage pussy than the average and I put them under the same scrutiny as legal pussy, maybe because in Canada 16 is legal pussy, or maybe because I’m not as perverted as you….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Miley Cyrus

2010

14

Jul

Jennifer Love Hewitt is the Worst Escort of the Day

Apparently Jennifer Love Hewitt has a new gig now that Ghost Whisperer, the stupidest show on TV, got cancelled and her co-star Jamie Kennedy Experiment dumped her fat fucking ass cuz there was no need pretending to be in love anymore because the show was dead and the publicity stunt was no longer needed….

She’s got a gig playing a female escort called “The Client List” which has to be a fucking joke…unless the show is the escort situation I got in a few months ago when we called the agency to get two quality pussy for 300 dollars, and two fucking pigs they pulled out of the barn showed up.

They took our money and we spent half an hour trying to send them back, only to realize we were stuck with them, and all I know is that shit ended with them naked in bed eating pizza, which was a far fucking cry from where we wanted them to be…bouncing on our dicks…But they turned out to be disgusting and it turned out that we couldn’t turn them away, so we made the best of the low quality shit no one in the room wanted to see naked….

You know the kind of escort who you take to the Monster Truck event cuz you hate being alone, but that you make sure keep their clothes on…and the most sexual it ever gets is you let her watch you jerk off to porn cuz she has time to kill and not the kind of escort you ask for the girlfriend experience….

Leading me to believe, this new Jennifer Love shit is gonna be a series of a whore getting rejected by everyone except the real strange ones….and I hope there are nude scenes because naked, even on gutter pig shit is still naked….

So here she is wearing heels cuz I guess she’s getting into character….I think she’s just trying to make her cankles less obvious, but they don’t really make heels high enough to make that happen, she needs more of a miracle in the form of diet and fucking exercise…..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jennifer Love Hewitt

2010

14

Jul

One Degree of Kevin Bacon Shows Her Bra of the Day

I never understood why yuppies in the 90s used to play “6 Degrees of Kevin Bacon” at their shitty dinner parties. It was a stupid fucking concept that I am sure even they hated playing but pretended they liked….cuz that’s just how the world works…a series of white washed misery…But I do know that when we’re talking about old whores showing off their bras, I don’t mind playing the shit, but I’m only clever enough to go one degree in so here is his wife…and that’s all the game playing you’ll get out of me…cuz games of any variety except sexual have always made me feel like some kind of asshole every time I play them….and the people who try to get me to play them always say “you think you’re too cool” and it is really nothing to do with feeling “too cool” for anything and more to do with not liking to intentionally feel like an idiot….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Kyra Sedgwick

2010

14

Jul

Amy Winehouse’s Beauty Hypnotizes Me of the Day

I loved Amy Winehouse back when she was drugged the fuck out and dirty. I’m talking when her teeth were falling out, when she developed a serious skin infection, like scabies or some shit that looked like a huge infected pussy on her leg. I loved her when she could hardly walk and when her emaciated body still had big floppy tits. I loved her angelic voice and when she moved to the Caribbean to get fucked by random black guys. I have a whole archive of Amy Winehouse obsession…so you can imagine how excited I am that she’s cleaned her shit up because I can reflect on how gutter she was without having to think about the smells…even though I hate fake tits….shit’s still fun to look at…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Amy Winehouse

2010

14

Jul

Irina Shayk is Looking Hot of the Day

The biggest gay icon in soccer has this hot pussy named Irina Shayk as his girlfriend. I don’t know if it’s legit or if it is just a marketing push for her career while keeping his fans happy, cuz if you’ve ever seen soccer fans, you will know that they love to get boners to their favorite players, Ronaldo being one of those people, and the second he comes out of the closet, they will have a hard time cumming to his skills, cuz they will think it makes them gay too…..See, now it’s just a love of a sport and someone who plays the sport gracefully that gets them off, and nothing to do with the cock in the little shorts he wears but if he was gay, that would all change, since all his fans, despite being pansies are homophobic, making the whole thing fucking confusing…..But then again, he may just be euro and euro people are all kinda flaming….and really it doesn’t matter whether this bitch is fucking her man up the ass with a big black dildo or if he’s fucking her…cuz she is hot and the taste of fame is addictive and will lead to her naked in picture…we just gotta keep this momentum up.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2010

14

Jul

Shauna Sand in her Whore Bikini of the Day

I love how Shauna Sand and her dead vagina have the ability to hire these boy toys from other countries, who I guess she finds through an agency, who she carts around and films sex tapes with, in order to make some money and keep her career a a tacky, trashy, stripper looking whore alive….

I don’t understand how anyone who isn’t gay could stick their dick inside her deflated testicle bag looking vagina….Seriously, shit looks dryer than a fucking asshole, and I can pretty assure you that it smells a lot worse than one….It’s on some roadkill kick that could turn a motherfucker off pussy for life, even if it was paying a nice weekly salary to keep you around…

If you want to see her dead vagina in action.. Click This Link

I do know she’s a bad influence on her kids..she has a 10 or 11 year old daughter and I guess shit can go either way…cuz most girls who are sluts come from repressed households…or households where daddy uses his dick inappropriately on them when they sleep, but I’m not sure what happens when girls come from homes where the mom dresses and acts like this pig, cuz usually when I see strippers in their home setting, the kids have already been taken away by the state….

So we are either gonna get a Shauna Sand the next generation in a few years, or bitch is going to end up being the first lady president of the USA to compensate for her mother’s embarrassment, but either way, she’s gonna have issues some dude is gonna get to fuck the shit out of…

Here she is being fake tits, fake hair, fake skin, stupid shoes, decent body, dead vagina hiding in her bikini.

Here she is in a costume change…

Here is her sex tape

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Shauna Sand