I took an art class when I first moved here. It was part of some welfare bullshit that as long as you are taking courses, they keep sending you free money and I figured that free money was better than working, and taking a drawing class would be good cuz the chances that there would be a naked chick as a live model was pretty high, which I found amazing, even though I knew the live models were all hippies with huge bush, old, fat or someone you didn’t want to see naked, but they were a nice change of pace from the gutter strippers at the stripclub I was going to…..cuz shitty fake tits, shitty fake hair, shitty fake tans and bad skin gets repetitive as fuck….when we had to do other assignments that didn’t involve the live models, I would constantly do nun having sex, or engaging in naughty behavior, cuz it was obvious, funny, and offensive to my Italian teacher, but easily passed off as “art”, cuz art is fucking bullshit….so when I saw these pictures of Lohan in Machete dressed like a nun, licking a revolver, I figured I might as well post it…cuz it hits close to home…

Here is the trailer – without Lohan – Cuz the studio is scared to promote the useless tarnished cunt – while I jus think it’s a publicity stunt…to get people talking about Lohan…in some secret society lie that pisses me off….

And as a special bonus to all you idiots, here is a shitty camera pic of my nun art from the drawing class the welfare office made me take years ago…because I figure I should give you a little of my artistic soul…

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I know Lindsay Lohan and I can tell you that she’s loving every second of the media attention about her staged sentencing. She is using the cameras to demonstrate and practice her acting talent in hopes to relaunch her career. She is trying to come across as believable so the world’s heart cries for her, when really she knows she isn’t going to jail, she’s just on some PR hustle to make the world think she hit rock bottom, so that when her movie comes out where she plays the pornstar, people recognize her work coming from a broken place and the turnaround she made and will nominate her for an Oscar like she was Mickie Rourke, and if you believe anything but this is being a huge publicity stunt, you are an idiot and their strategy is fucking working….that’s probably why they are throwing in ex girlfriend Sam Ronson and Kim Kardashian, it’s all bullshit and I pretty much hate it and hope they get what they all fucking deserve, these waste of resources, distracting self-involved, privileged motherfuckers….They need to do something productive to society since they have the opportunity but instead are just useless fucking cunts….Disgusting….

Pics via Fame

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