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2010

02

Jun

Anna Paquin’s Shitty Bisexual Nipple in the Ocean of the Day

I hate bitches who swim in their shorts and t-shirts…I see it at the beach, the public pool, the waterpark, pretty much everywhere and I drives me fucking crazy no matter how ugly or gross or scared of the sun the body of the bitch is….

I understand it’s some insecurity shit that bitches with horrible bodies think make them look better than wearing an actual bikini, but the ill fitting wetness of swimming in your clothes like a fucking Muslim woman who isn’t allowed to show skin, makes she worse….Not to mention it isn’t feminine and I guess I should expect that from a closet Lesbian/openly bisexual cuz that’s step one to accepting your a fucking lesbian…who is built like a dude…and now swimming like a dude who doesn’t want to get a sunburn…

I have went swimming with an uptight, sloppy bodied, lesbian once years ago….she didn’t want to wear a bathing suit, because it went against her lesbian grain….and she jumped in with shorts and a t-shirt that ended up turning see through…like Anna Paquin’s top…showing the whole group her nipples and bush…only to run off crying when I pointed out that her strategy to cover up by not wearing a bathing suit like a normal person was a backfire for her but win for all of us….

Either way, here’s her nipple, cuz ugly tit and horrible body or not, nipple is nipple…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Anna Paquin|Beach|Nipple|See Through

2010

02

Jun

Kristen Stewart Panty Flash of the Day

Kristen Stewart has wrapped up her flea market grade white trash trailer park lookin’ pussy in a pair of white panties. A risky color choice for anyone who has experienced a low quality trailer park looking pussy. I am surprised she even bothered with panties…her white trash mom didn’t get knocked up by her brother wearing panties…It’s like inbred code or some shit, but instead she is treating it like it was her half of the twinkie her ghetto parents gave her for her school lunch because they didn’t have enough money to give her a whole twinkie or some shit…except instead of the sweet taste of twinkie my wife’s fat ass has grown to love, her pussy is some rancid shit, at least that’s what I assume based on her face.

When bitch wears shit like this, the panty pics were bound to hit, since I’m not allowed to post the rest of them, because the paparazzi hates me, here is a link to a post I did of her in this tight outfit the other day …..when this panty shot was taken. Enjoy, if trash is your thing.

Posted in:Kristen Stewart|Panty

2010

02

Jun

Janice Dickinson Grabs Her Rotting Droopy Pussy in a Bathing Suit of the Day

If you were Janice Dickinson or somehow accidentally went home with Janice Dickinson, you’d probably want her covering up her pussy lip as much as possible. Partially because of the smell of rotting semen that she’s got lodged up there from a life of access and comdomless sex with strange men…since her lifestle made pregnancy impossible, but internal cumshots from strangers very possible, but also because the dying animal she calls her baby maker is hanging, floppy, and has little life left in it…shit is on it’s last legs…if pussy lips had legs…at least that’s what I can assume based on the rest of her body in this one-piece designed to cover up the rest of her body…Disgusting to some but heaven to me…cuz any pussy is better than the pussy I’m forced to run away from at least 3 times a week.


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Posted in:Bathing Suit|Janice Dickinson|Pussy

2010

01

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

I think I had a mild heart attack. I got my hands on an extra large pizza and ate the whole thing. Probably not the best idea when you’re on the verge of death, but I like to think I was just eating my feelings. I didn’t take myself to the hospital, I figure I’ll just wait for death to take me, but for some reason, unlike Dennis Hopper and Gary Coleman…It never does…

Here are my stepLINKS….I’m going to stare at tits in skirts.

Miley Cyrus Camel Toes Portugal in the Face
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And More Memorial Day Lookin’ Good Sweethearts
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Because Sluts and Whore Will Make Even The Worst Day Better
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Hot Celebrities Born in June
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Adrienne Curry Bikini Shots, Just Cause
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World Record Mega Jump From Eiffel Tower – VIDEO
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Ranking College Football’s 10 Lamest Mascots
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Jate Moss is Topless
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I Don’t Know What Electric Daisy Carnival Is, But After Taking a Look At This Video, I’m Starting to Think I Should
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A Little Miley Cyrus Jailbait Action
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Now THIS is a Bad Trip – Must Must Read
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Katie and Her Pussy Play
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Cheao Webcame Amateur
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Olivia Wilde is NSFW
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Sunny Leone is on a Spiral Staircase
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Sexual Statues! a Gallery
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Wow Check Out Kim Hosing Herself Down
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Kate Bosworth Bikini Pics
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Some Jessica James Just For Good Measure
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More From Celebrity Rehab Rumor Ridiculousness, Starring Tila Tequila
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And More Kelly Brooke
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Sophie Reade Gallery
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Victoria’s Secret Honors Rosie Huntington-Whiteley with a Sexy Video
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Ohhhhh Some Halle Berry is Always Nice
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Jessica Alba Bikini Pics
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Sandra Shine Plays With a Dildo – VIDEO
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A Tribute to Gary Coleman – VIDEO
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Wow Naomi Campbell is Dressed Like a Soccer Mom and It Makes Me Want to Bang Her Even More
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Mmmmmm vida Guerra
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Gotta Love a Pic Dump
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Alice Eve Sizzles In GQ
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The 25 Funniest Fox News Screen Captures
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Guess Which Old Geezer Wants to Fuck Jessica Simpson?
(No It’s Not Her Dad)
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Reporter Isn’t Even Phased By the Cock – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Imogen Thomas Lingerie
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Sex Toy Fun in the Kitchen – VIDEO
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Katie Kox is Sexy
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Hot Slut of the Day
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The 66 Most Over Rated Women of 2010
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Follow Me, Me and My Hangover Are Begging You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

01

Jun

Tara Reid in a Bikini for Old Times of the Day

This is probably the biggest story of the day….Tara Reid is still alive. I pretty much forgot about her and her shitty fake tits and ravaged body. I just figured she just died off somewhere and no one really noticed or bothered because she doesn’t matter and no one cares about her….especailly since she was slowly killing herself and her career over the last decade…..but there was a time when she was in her 20s and was a respectable young actress we all wanted to fuck…and not some 35 year old latch on pig with a shitty fake tan who looks like death…..and for some reason…this totally turns me on….but then again I have no taste and I love ravaged bitches who look like drug addicted strippers who are forced off the stage and into the back alley to make enough money to pay rent…it’s just my fetish…

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Posted in:Bikini|Tara Reid

2010

01

Jun

Adrianne Curry’s Bikini Quest for Twitter Followers Continues of the Day

Adrianne Curry told me off on Twitter before blocking me. I’d say it was the highlight of my life, but unfortunately for her, she’s totally insignificant. The only thing she is good for is the Tila Tequila approach to getting noticed, and that’s by taking half naked pictures and posting them to twitter, hoping idiots like me who write about any pussy in a bikini, no matter how relevant or irrlevant they are, because pussy in bikini is a fetish to me, pretty much the main reason I have a Facebook account, or why I go to the beach, public pool or park. I’m an easy fucking crowd, cuz seeing a bitch in bikini, no matter how bad her fake tits are, or what she does for a living or who’s attention she is trying to get from getting in the bikini, just doesn’t matter….as long as they are in a fucking bikini…if oyu know what i mean….

Posted in:Adrianne Curry|Bikini

2010

01

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Celebrities are boring. I don’t care that Al and Tipper Gore are splitting off, I’m just more concerned with seeing the sex tape. I don’t care about what cunt is walking out of some expensive restaurant or some red carpet. I don’t care about some PR spin Lohan is making about where she is hiding out while trying to get sober. I don’t care what failed child star died before his time, or what child star I wish died before their time. I care about how fucking weird our world is and here is some stupidity that happened in the news today….I expected more since it was memorial weekend…but fuck it, this is good enough.

CT Cop Accused of Showing Obscene Cell Phone Photos on Traffic Stop

2 Dead in Strip Club Murder in Austin, TX – Cuz sometimes lap dances cost so much you could just kill the bitch for telling you her personal problems, while charging you per song to talk to you, like talking to her was a fucking fetish…cunt.

Man Repeatedly Calls 911 After His Mom Takes His Beer

Naked man attempts to kidnap girl
A naked man near a Lawrence baseball field tried to pull a 6-year-old girl who had run off from her grandmother into the woods with him on Thursday.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

01

Jun

Kelly Brook Ass in Some Sneaker Ad of the Day

I have a lazy pig of a wife who never really does anything that involves getting off the couch or eating prepared food. I don’t think I’ve ever seen her clean, do laundry, shower or cook…even though you’d think someone her size would love cooking and would have to clean both her clothes and herself because of the constant sweating….but laziness always overcomes…So I love seeing women in traditional gender roles, when bitches would spend the days at home cooking and cleaning and fucking the mailman out of boredom, while the husband was at the office making money while fucking the secretary, the cleaning staff, the neighbor’s wife…so this pictures of Kelly Brook get me and my needs and touch me on an emotional level, but unfortunatley are totally unbelievable, because I know any bitch that looks this good is married to a dude who has enough money to pay a staff and is just as lazy as my wife to do these menial everyday chores left for the common folk and migrant workers….it’s like this is the other end of the fucking spectrum of pig women, but at least she looks good when pretending…

Posted in:Ass|Kelly Brook

2010

01

Jun

Kim Zolciak in her Bikini of the Day

This is not some United Colors of Benetton shit….it’s just some southern trash from some Real Housewives of Atlanta shit giving some black girl a high five to make us think that she’s not some racist like her Southern ancestors who used to own little black girls.

She’s in a bikini and the only interesting thing in all this is that she is 32 years old, but somehow manages to look like she’s mid 40s soccer mom of four at some 3 star resort in the Domincan cuz that’s all her gutter ass can afford…and I’m not really sure why, but here are her pics for you to try to figure out…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Kim Zolciak

2010

01

Jun

Kelly Rowland Implants in a Bikini of the Day

I wonder how much Kelly Rowland resents Beyonce for leaving her behind and running off with her own solo career, because Beyonce is an ego and didn’t like sharing the stage with the other girls. Sure, Kelly Rowland made a ton of money, doesn’t have to work ever again, but you know how people are, they always want what they don’t have, and don’t appreciate what they do have, so everytime Beyonce’s name comes up, her insides just cry, leaving her with little else to do but spend her time getting implants and walking around on the beach, hoping that a rapper will miraculously sweep her off her feet and give her work like she was Rihanna, but I think it’s safe to assume standing under the sun is the only shine this popstar will ever get again…and here are the pics…

Here she is in some one-piece….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Implants|Kelly Rowland