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2010

28

May

Nika Lauraitis in a Bikini for Memorial Day of the Day

It’s the long weekend for you lazy Americans so I figured I needed to get you in the spirit of the first real weekend of summer…and in honor of your holiday, I’ve been lazy and hungover today, pretty much slacking all day because I figure it is only fitting and there’s probably no one online, but in my defense, I’m not slacking nearly as hard as Gary Coleman…RIP Motherfucker…..

Here is some model named Nika Lauraitis in her bikini from some magazine called Flare out of Canada…and I love bikini pics on everyone, especially models, cuz they aren’t fat, even when they are no named models cuz bikinis are a good thing….

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2010

28

May

Kelly Brook Topless in Loaded Magazine of the Day

I don’t think these pictures are new, but who really cares when they were taken, because there’s a naked, natural tittied bitch from the UK….Sure, I’d rather see some snatch lip, but that’s just because tits are so played out, from cleavage, to strip clubs, to beaches in Europe, that I don’t get excited seeing them, I am titty jaded and titty desensitized, sure I still like tits and recommend that all you bitches send in pictures of your tits, but if you reeally want to make a difference in any of our lives, take off your pants and spread eagle yourself in pics, I’m talking to you Kelly Brook….and here are her tame but still topless pictures….

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2010

28

May

Dita Von Teese Shitty Tits Don’t Distract from her Clown Face of the Day

Dita Von Teese is a fucking scam. Girls this ugly can’t tease me…I know they are fucking bullshit. She is ugly as fuck. She knows it but she wanted male attention, so she created a character on the internet before the internet had good looking girls, a character who was some 1940’s burlesque dancer / pin-up girl cuz it was popular for fat chicks to be into that shit at the time and it landed her in Playboy and then into the mainstream…where she makes millions doing these stage shows that are better off left dead like the bitches who actually created the shit so many years ago. It is dated. It is lesbionic and gothic. They don’t show pussy, even though she was in dyke porn before her fame hit and I fucking hate it and everything it stands for….mainly because I hate ugly chicks, with freakish bird faces…even when they show off their stupid tits to distract us.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

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2010

28

May

Rihanna’s Lesbianism in her New Video “Te Amo” of the Day

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Rihanna should be making beds at luxury villas in Barbdos, not making music videos or hit songs in America. She was from a shanty with a garbage man father I am going to keep saying this cuz maybe one day it will come true…

I watched it on mute cuz the Rihanna sound irritates me, but there is lots of lingerie. lots of lesbianism. It is sexed up and trying to stay relevant by keeping up with Gagas and as long as there is lots of lingerie and shit is sexed up…I’ll keep posting it…cuz no matter how much I hate a bitch a but I can see past it when it’s barely clothed and humping the air like a horny dog looking for attention so that she doesn’t get back to her teenage prostitute life she came from…and really who fucking cares, just watch the video if you like simple minded girls who get attention by doing subtle dyke shit cuz guys are morons and it excites them….but really only excites me cuz I know there will be local copycats….


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2010

28

May

Adriana Lima at Some Event of the Day

In keeping up with what models who were once the hottest fucking thing to hit, you know back when they were young and claimed to still be a virgin…..before America ruined her strict Catholic upbringing and gave her tight Brazilian ass a taste of cock that it had been craving….leading to a pregnancy that totally destroyed her body and appeal….here are some pics of Adriana Lima to remind us of what was, what could of been and the unfortunate truth of what is….a bloated rendition of what could have at one time been the single hottest pussy on earth that had been found…either way, I still dig her and her ripped apart pussy and body…and you probably do too…because it’s Adriana Lima and because we are perverts who like pussy in a variety of shapes, sizes, colors and conditions….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Model|Mom

2010

28

May

Hayley Williams the Singer of Paramore Topless of the Day

I don’t know who Paramore is, so I’m not sure if this picture that is being emailed to me is of the lead singer or not. It could be any Goth, Emo, Annoying, Played out, teenage angst lookin cunt who rarely turn me on cuz I like my pussy lookin’ wholesome, not damaged teenage runaway turned prostitute/stripper who listens to dark music and cries cuz she is so obscure and into art and dressing like every other teenage girl who thinks she’s obscure and into art…it’s not for me..

I am not sure these are recent. I just know that they were apparently posted to twitter. Maybe it was accidental, despite nothing ever being accidental in Hollywood or entertainment, so I can just assume it’s a publicity stunt that will be spun as some kind of horrible story we all end up feeling sorry for her down the road cuz tits are a sacred thing in America and you shouldn’t be going out showing the world or some shit that I don’t agree with because I love tits and think every girl should be forced to go out topless, and I’m just hoping these Paramore pics help influence at least one girl to take topless pictures of herself cuz it’s really not a big deal, I mean everyone’s got tits, even me, so you might as well just be showing them off and sending them to my info (at) drunkenstepfather.com email….you see what I just did there, didn’t you…I’ll let you know if anyone sends any it….

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2010

28

May

Lindsay Lohan as Linda Lovelace of the Day

This Tyler Shields dude is clearly someone Lohan is fucking because she’s been letting him take pictures of her enough to establish a name for himself. I wish she was that good to me cuz riding her coat tails as well as her used up, dried up pussy would be lovely as far as I’m concerned….

Here she is in some preview stills of her Linda Lovelace movie that I don’t think has been shot yet, but that I know is going to be her break out role, like she was Mickey Rourke or Halle Berry or whoever was down and out and made a comeback with a riveting role that’s hardly far from the truth cuz Lohan’s deep throat ability is what got her this far and pretty much all she’s been doing the last few years…along with drinking, drugs, getting arrested and a stint with lesbianism….

Here is the actual Linda Lovelace…

She was the star of deep throat who died ..not that you care

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2010

27

May

stepLINKS of the DAy

I am pretty bitter because a site I helped out by giving them a URL to register for me and a list of my contacts from doing this site before being cut out of the deal just sold for millions of dollars and I didn’t get any of it…so as they retire and live the good life…I get to struggle to pay for this bottle of whiskey I am drinking…I mean if you cosider sneaking in your wife’s purse a struggle….I guess part of me likes keeping shit ghetto.

Here are my stepLINKS….

It’s Like Pearl Harbor With Herpes
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Guess Who Was Fucking a Tranny
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Because You Like to Look at Whores as Much as I Do
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Adrianne Curry is Nude
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The 25 Hottest Ring Girls of MMA
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The Top 20 Sports Women the Maxim Hot 100 Forgot
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Mischa Barton Panty Upskirt
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Bullies Tattoo Kid Nation Freaks Out
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Carrie underwoos is a Country Slut
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Brandy Does Her Cam Dance
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Paula Abdul is Most Probably on Drugs and Definitely Leggy
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Some Pussy Fun in the Bedroom – VIDEO
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Marcela Kloosterboer is Easy on the Eyes
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High Speed Wheelchair!! – VIDEO
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Jaime Lynn is a Dirty Whore and I Like It
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Man, This is an Ass that is Just out of Hand
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50 Cent Looks Like He’s Dying of AIDS or Something
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Braless McCord Sisters Know How To Traffic Sex
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Lesbian Photoset of the Day
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Mmmmmm victoria Justice
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Brenda Song Deserves A Stroke Or Two
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Some Rhianna Just Cause
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The Best of Beyonce is Here
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Guess Who is Addicted to Ambien
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Young Horny and Beautiful Lesbians
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Allison Hagendorf Maxim Shoot
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Gotta Love an LA Woman
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Lisa Chandler Gallery
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Naked Blonde Cam Babe
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Megan Fox is Sexy as Jonah Hex
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30 People Who Really Shouldn’t Be Allowed To Own Guns
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Kendra’s Season Finale Will Be Full of Shit
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Hulk Hogan Must Really Fucking Hate Cereal
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I Can’t Decide if Gwyneth Paltrow is Hot Or Not
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Blondie Decides What to Wear
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Striptease of the Day
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Lady Gaga Tucks Her
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Sarah Vandella Loses Her Jeans
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Meet Paula Prendes
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Follow Me, I’m Begging You
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2010

27

May

Kendra Sex Tape Review of the Day

Yesterday I had the great honor of being the first to bring you a clip from Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape Kendra Exposed ….it was one of my first exclusives and the whole thing was pretty exciting for me as I am normally really useless..but not as exciting as the fact that KendraExposed is available online right now…and I know how much all you fuckers love celebrity sex tape…no matter what level of celebrity the bitch in the sex tape actually has….

I bought the Kendra Sex Tape last night using friend’s credit card when he passed out drunk….Here are my quick notes….

She starts off with a stripshow…her hair is thick and horselike, clearly bitch was a stripper or spent a lot of time at the stripclub. She does all the standard stripper moves. From the ass flex, booty shake all set to some updated porno beats that are still cheesy as fuck, but that’s really what you want, especially when it flushed out Kendra’s voice…

Like any 18 year old in 2003, she does not like him to zoom in on her, maybe because she’s got a vagina complex, which I understand, because her pussy is pretty meaty, discolored and uncontained, dried up prune and wise beyond its years that may be 18 but looks like it could be 80 and in need of a wax, but most pussy is, making her no different than everyone else, but unlike current nude pics of her, there was no photoshop used…and thankfully unlike the current state of her pussy now that she’s had twins….

They fuck on a white trash bed with some cat comforter waterbed shit you’d expect many bottles were returned to pay for…cuz we all gotta start our porn career somewhere – whether it is in the trailer park, our dad’s workshop, or the back alley….or on a ghetto bed….

She tries hard to pull thru, she knows she’s filming a porn, she puts some serious effort into it…sure I’ve had better sex than this, less awkward conversation and joking around about PRECUM….the precum of a dude who sucks at directing, but more importantly looks fucking retarded, like some serious white trash with some real dumb looking teeth, who fucks like a lazy slob, and keeps Kendra working….

So girls, let this be warning – film a sex tape when you get the chance – cuz you never know when you’ll need it to pay the bills….or when you’ll want to release it to remind people of what you had when you were younger….

The big question this sex tape brings up is what other quality dudes she has had inside her… and the good news is that unlike the movies you’re into she doesn’t die at the end…weirdo….

The movie is awesome. I loved watching it. The ending is on another level of weird. Kendra’s not that hot. But fucking on tape is fucking on tape….


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Here are some NSFW screen caps….but the whole site is mildly NSFW according to most so if you’re hear already…then you should be fine…


Via KendraExposed

Posted in:Kendra Exposed|Kendra Wilkinson|Sex Tape

2010

27

May

Kate Moss Topless on the Beach Pictures of the Day

Kate Moss gets dirty on the beach, because let’s face it she gets dirty everywhere, but that’s just something that happens when you have unprotected sex with people who have shared needles and fucked numerous groupies on the regular, like every one of her rockstar boyfriends that she is drawn to because I guess models like rockers and rockers like models when they aren’t too busy banging teenage fans at their concerts, and none of that matters, cuz she’s topless, and AIDS is a non issue since we’re not fucking her, and since you can’t get AIDS for looking at pictures of her topless, lonely perversion can be a pretty good fucking deal sometimes….and this is one of those times…

More pictures of her older, fatter, boxier and a far cry from the skinny model we grew up wanting to fuck…but she’s still good enough to look at cuz you can’t get AIDS from lookin…..I think I said that already….to come…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Boobs|Kate Moss|Topless