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2010

20

May

Gisele and Camila Alves in the Hottest Postnatal Workout Group of the Day

Where I am from, the only postnatal workout group a bitch joins is when they get hired for a gangbang party for businessmen in town for a conference….but sometimes when I am in the part I see some ghetto bitches walking around in circles with their kids smoking cigarettes who I always assume met at some halfway house for battered new mothers on welfare….and then there’s the rich part of town’s public pool where at 10 am daily the spic pussy comes in for mommy/baby swimming classes, only they aren’t the babies, they are just busy carrying the babies around while the white women head to their postnatal workout class…but I guess things worked out differently for these whores….because they are rich and Hollywood and the only bed making they do is getting knocked up by white dudes….living the American dream…

I’m not convinced Gisele is a real woman or if she had a real baby, but I like her ass regardless….and Camila Alves is just bonus.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ass|Camila Alves|Gisele Bundchen

2010

20

May

Grace Jones is the Original Lady Gaga of the Day

Everyone gives Lady Gaga credit for the pantsless movement..that she’s made it standard uniform for the other popstars if they wanted to get noticed…and it has even started to trickle down into the mainstream and hit the girls in line-ups at clubs and I have no problem with that…cuz I love girl bodies in pretty much anything….

Sure, I used to find the pantsless shit a lot hotter back when American Apparel first released the shit, way before Gaga and I’d get girls to walk around in the privacy of my shitty apartment while my wife was at work in the shit. I liked that ass, pussy and nipples were all touching the same piece of fabric, but realized that pussy lip was substantially more exciting…so I figured leave the leotards for 8 year olds at dance recitals and Lady Gaga and her copy cat popstars who think Gaga outfits are the reason she’s so popular…even though Gaga copied Grace Jones style for the 60s and 70s….that unfotunately Grace Jones hasn’t realized it’s time to hang up cuz at 60 years old it’s just weird to look at…not that watching Gaga half naked isn’t weird, you know with her whole Dick-Clit poking out and shit….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Grace Jones|Lady Gaga|Pantsless

2010

20

May

Eva Mendes Shitty Workout Gear of the Day

I am one of the many people who like seeing Eva Mendes in movies because she always gets naked and has great tits while doing it, but I guess like a typical spic stripper, she likes to leave work and spend her days off in the biggest pair of sweatpants her drug dealing black boyfriend can buy her, cuz she figures she doesn’t need to sex shit up if she’s not getting paid and unlike the average girl who likes looking good, hot, or tight bodied, she gets all the in the form of men throwing 10 dollars a song at her, only in Eva Mendes’ case, she’s making a lot more than 10 dollars a song, even if that’s all her work is worth, but you can’t blame her for that…but you can blame Hollywood…

There no reason she should ever think going out and working out dressed like this is appropriate…bitch needs to give us a little more…cuz I’m sure there’s a raft or empty truck container filled with immigrants ready to do her job…who may even be coming to America because they saw that she made it…and she’s letting us all down.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Eva Mendes|Workout

2010

20

May

Shannan Click Model Titties of the Day

Shannan Click is not only one of those people with a very common named spelled retarded cuz either her parents or management think it will make her stand out from the conventional Shannons, like all the those fucking hippies…but I guess spelling the shit retarded is better than spelling it the same as everyone else but pronouncing shit different like “Thomas” who like to be called “Toe Moss”, I’m sure you’ve met idiots like that in your life…cuz I have and I hate them….

She was also in the 2008 and 2009 and I assume will be in the 2010 Victoria’s Secret fashion show, and I came across these pictures of her nipples, so that you know what you’re dealing with when jerking off to her in lingerie…..

It’s just another example of fashion being pornographic but mask it as “art”….and models being like pornstars or strippers but get paid a fucking lot….and really models are the perfect candidates to recruit into this nude pictures like you’re a common whore trying to seduce your boyfriend that you hope never hit the interent, cuz models are the tall awkward girls no one spoke to in High School…and they carry that complex with them no matter how hot or how much they get paid….

Posted in:Model Tits|Shannan Click

2010

20

May

Sofia Vergara in Lingerie Clip from 2007 of the Day

This is a clip from some bullshit called Dirty Sexy Money which I assume Sofia Vergara did back in 2007 when she was was struggling to get work, but landed 4 episodes of this show, before her spic tits made it into high paid primetime programming, and I am posting it because she’s all famous now thanks to Modern Family and the world is all in love with her and I know that in order to get from being a poor Columbian daughter of a druglord to being the tits every married man forced to watch shitty television cuz his wife owns him and the TV remote, wants to fuck means that a lot of the real good cocksuckin’ went down and I always appreciate a good whore making it to the top when she can’t even speak the fucking language.

Sometimes it’s nice to start they day to remember where you came from and where you got started before really appreciating where you are today, except in my case, since it’s all been downhill since the start.

Enjoy this stellar acting and sheer talent that made her the star she is today…it’s tame, it’s from ABC, coincidentally the same network that brings you Modern Family, which may not be a coincidence at all, thanks to her gag reflex or lack there of….whore should be cleaning hotel rooms, you know making beds not hit TV shows…but at least she has tits.

Posted in:Lingerie|Sofia Vergara

2010

20

May

Audrina in Some Almost Erotic Photoshoot of the Day

Audrina has this thing called looking great when hald naked doing laundry after a heavy night of being photoshopped. Her wonky face is like a canvas to the graphic design community and I hear undoctored pictures of her are like the holy grail of training images at a lot of the graphic design schools….I actually don’t know what I am talking about, I just know that I have seen clips from the show she was on that will remain nameless because I think it is associated with Satan and I like to stay as far from evil as possible, and I know that on that show her legs are short, her face is out-of-wack and her pussy is being fed by some obscure one hit wonder who dated Ashlee Simpson cuz he was son her father’s record label, but for some reason, one she’s in photoshoots, her fake tits look less fake, her face looks less inbred, and her legs look long and lovely but unfortunately for her and her future career giving lap dances, I mean after hosting pool parties and doing photoshoots for bullshit Magazines like Ralp, it’s all smoke and mirrors…

Here are the pics…Watching a bitch do chores is always a good thing….but watching a bitch eat is always a bad thing….so I don’t really know how this makes me feel….but that could also be because I don’t know how to feel anymore. Somebody hold me and tell me I’ll be ok…

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Panties|Topless

2010

19

May

Kendra Wilkinson’s Sex Tape Preview Pics of the Day

I know someone who has seen this sex tape. He said it is good amateur shit with good sex but unfortunately it stars Kendra Wilkinson. The tape is going to hit in two weeks. It is going to be as big as the Paris Hilton, Pam Anderson, Kim Kardashian tapes….unfortunately….and it’s totally a staged sex tape release cuz bitch now has a kid and her career of being a barely hot, fake tan, fake hair, fake everything chick who gets naked who prostituted herself to Hef when he was trying to re-invent Playboy cuz it was going bankrupt and dating the bitches in it seemed like a good idea….an idea that would have made this sex tape better, you know if half of it was spent getting Hef up into bed after feeding him his apple sauce…

Either way, here are some preview pics…Enjoy, not because they are Kendra but because they are an 18 year old, and an 18 willing to fuck on camera, no matter who she’s become or how pathetic she is now, is still an 18 year old on camera…

Check out Vivid for the updates….

Posted in:Kendra Exposed|Kendra Wilkinon|Sex Tape|Teenager

2010

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Today was fucking boring….celebrities were uninteresting and the pussy on the street was uninterested in my requests…even the fat lonely looking ones. I probably shouldn’t have taken 4 allergy pills cuz it was all I could find in the house that had partial possiblility of getting me high…when really all it did was make me fucking drowsy…but the nice thing was that a fat dude gave me a nod while I was half asleep on a bench like he got where I was coming from…like he understood my struggles…

Here are my stepLINKS….Maybe they are a little more interesting than me….but to explain why I am not funny, it’s because I saw one of my jokes ripped off by a movie that I am not sure I wrote but in my mind I think I did, and figured fuck it, I’m just not gonna be funny anymore, cuz if I’m not funny, no one can rob me for their million dollar productions, while I am pretty much eating fucking saw dust….

Again, here are my steplinks, because they are a lot more interesting than me.

Rihanna Showing Off Her Tits Hard in this Preview of Rockstar
GO

Brooke Hogan Keeps it Class in a Thong Bikini Like the Florida Trash She Is….Not that I hate Thong Bikinis…If Anything I think they are fun, they just look stupid
GO

If Gerard Butler Thinks He’s the Only One Sticking His Fingers Up Woman’s Asses, He is Sorely Mistaken
GO

Because There’s No Use In You Trying to Get Laid in Real Life, Virgin
GO

Jennifer Lopez’s Cleavage Says OLA to the World
GO

The 10 Hottest Nevada Girls
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Now That’s a Great Family Picture
GO

The 50 Craziest Athletes of All Time
GO

Adriana Lima Nip Slip
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Empire Strikes Back is Now a 50’s Sci Fi Film – VIDEO
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Jennifer Lopex and Her Tight Body
GO

Guess Who Just Caught Herpes?
GO

Becka and Some Self Shots
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Is She a Genuine Squirter? – VIDEO
GO

Alessandra Ambrosio is Looking Hot
GO

How NOT to Move a 100-year-old Statue – VIDEO
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Brooke Belle, and Then Some
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Now Here’s a Body I Wanna Be All Over
GO

Do You Have Dignified Sex? If So, Nicolas Cage May Eat You
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Vikki is a Topless Page 3 Babe
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Rachel R and Rachel S Share More Than Just the Same First Name – VIDEO
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Kate Beckinsale is So Easy on the Eyes
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Honestly, Underboobs are Underrated
GO

Rachel Bilson is Tasty
GO

Man I Forgot How Hot Keri Hilson Is
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Charlize Theron is Bending Over
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Tiffany Fucks a Glass Dildo
GO

Olivia Munn is On the Cover of Complex
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Michelle Rodriguez is Scary, But I’d Still Bang Her
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Nude Gymnastics Anyone?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Seriously Lohan Would Fake Her Death to Miss Her Upcoming Court Date
GO

3 Drunk Teens on a Web Cam
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Stacey Keibler is All Leg
GO

13 Price Tags In Bad Places
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What, You Don’t Get Into Stun Gun Battles at Wendy’s?
GO

If Summer Movie Posters Were Honest
GO

Babes Give Each Other Lap Dances – VIDEO
GO

I Don’t Know Why She’s Complaining, I Love Kim Kardashian’s Puberty
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Check Out the Rack on This Broad Angelina
GO

How About a Little Carmen Elektra?
GO

Follow Me, I’m Begging You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Draya Michele Shows Off her Crazy Hip Hop Body
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

19

May

Adriana Lima’s Mom Tits for Spanish Vogue of the Day

Unlike her counterparts, like Gisele and Alessandra Ambrosio, who seem to have thought getting knocked up together was a great idea so their babies could grow up together, like they used to model together, Adriana Lima, the hottest of the three, clearly didn’t bounce back as proper as the other girls, but then again, there is no proof that Gisele even has a vagina so her post-pregnancy body isn’t a post-pregnancy body and Ambrosio could just be a freak of nature, where as Lima covering her gut and showing off milk-filled tits, is the way motherhood is supposed to look and I can look past it but just because Adriana Lima will always be that Virgin Catholic girl in lingerie to me….

The same issue featured some model named Masha Novoselova showing some nipple, continuing to prove that fashion mags are good for under-the-radar masturbation….

No I didn’t just raid my wife’s Vogue Spanish Vogue issue, my wife doesn’t read fashion magazines, her idea of being fashionable is not having half her fat ass hanging out of her elastic waistband pants….

Posted in:Adriana Lima|Tits

2010

19

May

stepNEWS of the Day

Here’s some of the weirdness going on in the news, cuz celebrities are depressing, while everyday idiots are inspiring, mainly cuz they actually entertain and aren’t even getting paid for it.

Woman Accused of Raping Teen Boy
A forty year-old TN woman is behind bars tonight, accused of raping a teenage boy.

MA Man Accused of Trying to Trade Baby Daughter for Malt Liquor

OH Teen Arrested for Drunken Prom Rampage
An Ohio girl got drunk, broke her own nose, and fought with police at her ghetto prom.

TN Man Caught Setting Up Bathroom Spy Camera to Tape Showering Women…I think I’ve seen some of his work…Goodbye Fallen Soldier…

CA HS Softball Coach Makes Players Drink Soda Out of Shoes….Better than Making them Drink Soda Out of his Coach Anus….Like coaches I know….

Sick dog takes Viagra to Stay Live

Cops: Arizona Dad Left Kids in Car to Go to Bar
An Arizona man left his three small children in his car so he could get drinks with a friend at a Tempe bar

Posted in:stepNEWS