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2010

21

May

Nina Dobrev in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Canadian 21 year old who is on some show called the Vampire Diaries and she’s in a bikini. I’ve been hearing a lot about her over the last few months, maybe it’s because I am in Canada and Canada gets hard for their 5 actors who landed gigs in the USA, or maybe it’s cuz people want to fuck her, and I guess why wouldn’t they, she’s 21 and pussy is at its fucking prime at 21, since it knows how to fuck better than 18, because 18 is a little shy and conservative, but it is not as damaged as 25 where a few break-ups have thrown them into “slut” phases….but from an objective point of view, she’s got a pretty shitty fucking ass. I’m not sure if it is flat, or if it is fat, but I do know she should do some fucking squats, cuz some shape is lacking….but I’m not complaining cuz a bitch in a bikini is a bitch in a bikini….even if that bikini is jacked the fuck up like it’s designed for a post pregnant 40 year old who is trying to wear a bikini to be hip but wants to hide those unflattering stretch marks…but whatever….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Nina Dobrev

2010

21

May

Julie Bowen’s Breast Feeding Picture of the Day

George Lopez aired this picture of Julie Bowen from Modern Family breast feeding her twins….because he is a cable show and I guess they are allowed to get away with that kind of thing…despite seeing two leeches sucking the life out of a breast being disgusting to me….but for some reason thought to be beautiful to mom’s around the world cuz nurturing alien looking things after bringing them to the world is something they think is so fucking amazing despite almost every pussy having a window of opportunity where they are capabale of doing the same fucking thing,

It’s like being so proud of your shit that you out of the toilet and dry it out and show it to your neighbors cuz you’re proud, because we all have the fucking capacity to do the shit, some of us ust don’t choose to do it….so there’s no need to fucking brag….

It’s like making babies makes fucking egos…like they think cuz they care so much about it, the rest of the world will, and really I have no problem with a bitch showing off tit under any context or circustance…and that’s part of the reason I take every opportunity I get to watch girls who breast feed in public with deep fucking interest….like enough interest to make them feel uncomfortable when they notice me staring at them, which opens the window for me to say something like “this is such a beautiful sight, it represents life, you are so lucky to be able to do this, it is like your calling in life as a mother” and they usually smile and let me watch til they finish.

Posted in:Breast Feeding|Julie Bowen

2010

21

May

Doutzen Kroes by Terry Richardson for June’s US Vogue of the Day

I don’t know how I feel about Terrry Richardson because I know that he’s a bullshit rip off artist who did nothing innovative, he just did it right, because he had rich friends and tricked the fashion world into thinking he was this fucking visionary, when all he was doing was taking amateur style borderline softcore pornographic pictures, which is nothing innovative but it is fucking awesome….leaving me confused as to whether I should hate the guy for being an obvious rich kid trying to be some deep artist/hipster/idiot I can’t stand, or if I should appreciate the fact that he gets most bitches he shoots posing semi-erotic because he’s tricked them into thinking shooting with him is “huge’ for their career making them willing to do anything for him, and unfortunately for us, he’s gone soft and corporate, cuz pics of bitches laying gold eggs are too hardcore for fashion mags, so Doutzen Kroes didn’t feel obligated to show some fucking nipple or pussy lip, but nude at the beach, even if covered up is still a decent starting point of a fantasy….so I’ll post it anyway…

Here are some pictures of Doutzen in Vogue Russia that actually show off her big model body….

Posted in:Doutzen Kroes|Terry Richardson|Vogue

2010

20

May

stepLINKS of the Day

I have been trying to convince Lohan to use me as a safehouse because I’m in Canada and flying back to the USA is just gonna get her locked up, but then I realized she’s all fucking Hollywood and does this shit for attention on purpose, and that my campaigning is pretty half assed, considering my only real link to her is the same as the rest of the world is a twitter she probably doesn’t even write, but part of me hopes she takes me up on my offer, so that I can kidnap her, steal her drugs and have a great weekend before releasing her back out to the world….

Unfortunately, that’s been the only excitement of my day. No public nudity. No new friends or lovers. No funny insane people on the street. No stupid emails I have no choice but to get nasty about…but there’s always my stepLINKS….

IT’s OFFICIEL!! LOHAN IS GOING TO JAIL!
GO

Its Looks Like They May Have Already Found Megan Fox’s Replacement in Transformers
GO

Because It May Be Sunny Outside, But You’re Crying In Your Heart
GO

Hilary Duff’s Fat Ass in a Onsie
GO

The 20 Hottest Women Who Don’t Speak English
GO

The 25 Worst Sports Movies of the Last 25 Years
GO

Paris Hilton Ass Flash in Cannes
GO

When Did YOU Last Have Sex – VIDEO
GO

She’s Kinda Plain But I’d Throw It in Naomi Watts
GO

Aimmee and Her Selfshots
GO

Miley Cyrus Wants to Kill Your Children
GO

Russian Kungfoo FAIL – VIDEO
GO

Hey There Dani Woodward, I’ve Missed You…And Your Tits
GO

Guess Which Model Went Down on Courtney Love in the 90’s?
GO

You’re Gonna Wanna Drink Up Daphne
GO

Victoria Silvstedt Stuffs Herself Into Skimpy Bikini
GO

Lucky Lesbians Franchezca Valentina and Cara Dee
GO

Carmen Electra, Just Causes
GO

Janessa Brazil Is WIN In Every Way Imaginable
GO

Rachel Bilson is Out of Work, But Still Sexy
GO

Every Woman on the Planet Needs Stacey Dash’s Genes
GO

I Don’t Know About You, But If I Ever Buy a House, I’m Gonna Look For One in EAT ASS California
GO

I Gotta Say, Jennifer Hudson is Lookin Pretty Hot
GO

Suze Wants to Show Off For the Camera
GO

A Bunch of Sluts Form the Maxim Hot 100 Party
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
GO

Amy Reid Gallery
GO

Insanely Busty Teen on the Web Cam
GO

Jessica Alba is Hot When There Isn’t a Baby Hanging Off Her Hip
GO

15 Female Celebrities Eating Bananas
GO

Carmen Strips Down – VIDEO
GO

What has 8 billion freckles, a drinking problem and never requested a new passport?
GO

Summertime Fails – VIDEO
GO

Stripfilm of the Day
GO

Cheeky Sluts Wear Bikinis
GO

Iron Lady Jessica Jaymes
GO

Til Dirty Vagina Do Us Part
GO

The 7 Greatest Game Show Gimmicks of All-Time
GO

Follow Me, What Have You Got to Lose?
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Rogue Collector’s Photobucket Finds…..

Some Chick Shows off Her Tits…
GO

Some Young Chick Masturbating (in video)
GO

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

20

May

Paris Hilton’s Disgusting Old Lady Ass of the Day

Paris is trying to get back into the limelight so she hit up Cannes since it is Hollywood’s most exclusive party. I guess she wasn’t happy with the fact that no one gave a fuck about her or noticed her or even bothered with her because she really has absolutely no business being at these events, show she got drunk and lifted up her skirt like a little kid at a dinner party trying to get noticed cuz her daddy was never there for her cuz he was too busy fucking the secretary or some shit and I am all for this kind of behavior, ideally with girls who aren’t Paris Hilton with dumpy asses that look like things I changed when I was an orderly at an old folks homes, but I take what I can get for everyone who has banged her get a lot more than the bargained for, but you can’t get herpes through pictures on the computer, and this is about as close as we can get to this cow, even though she’s on a sinking ship and is a waste of fucking space and a piece of garbage with a shitty ass and a huge ego and that’s probably the real depressing thing in all this, except for the ass, cuz little gets more depressing looking than this…..

Here are some other dull pictures of her partying with her ugly sister and some waitress I want to see naked…but instead I’m just stuck trying to make sense of this granny ass….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ass Flash|Paris Hilton

2010

20

May

Aline Weber in a Bikini for America Eagle Outfitter of the Day

Aline is some Brazilian 21 year old model who has been in Vogue and other fashion magazines, probably half naked, probably showing off nipple, but I’m too lazy to look for that shit….I just know that I saw this Aline chick in a movie called A Single Man by Tom Ford some fashion design student I wanted to see design her vagina lips onto my face after the movie, but instead I just left wanting to know who this slut was, but forgot cuz I got drunk instead, but luckily today, with the help of American Eagle and their campaign I assume is going up against American Apparel, with this bitch in a little bikini looking young and tight and turning me on, that left me forced to figure all this out like some kind of complicated puzzle that isn’t complicated or a puzzle at all, I’m just forgetful …what was I saying again? You see what I just did there didn’t you….yeah…I’m clever too. Thanks guys…

Now look at her amazing model body.

Posted in:Aline Weber|American Eagle|Bikini

2010

20

May

Katie Price is the Trashy Entrepreneur of the Day

I have never seen a bitch as enterprising as Katie Price. Especially for someone with such stupid fake tits. You’d think she would have just been forgotten and replaced by younger pussy with even stupider fake tits….but I guess she loves money and here she is launching another division of her empire, this time with baby clothes, cuz she’s done Horse accessories, hair accessories and a whole lot of other shit I don’t understand….not only am I confused by whoever is investing in her, but also by who the fuck is buying her crap, seriously, when I hear her name I think gutterthat belongs in the discount bin at the the seedy sexy shop with a chronic masturbating fat pig owner/operator but I guess there is a movement of trashy cunt in the UK who look up to Katie Price and see her as a someone they can relate to, because she looks like them and dresses like them but she’s all fancy like she’s fucking royalty….and I’m really just concerned about these kids she’s abducted….not to mention her choice in white pants…cuz I have seen her sex tape and that pussy is mangled..

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Entrepreneur|Katie Price|Stupid Tits

2010

20

May

Lily Allen Shows Off Her Tits of the Day

I don’t know what Lily Allen is doing here, but it looks like she’s got a job working at Disney or some shit. I guess it’s got something to do with the botched Abortion she denies having back when she was at her peak, hard drinking, hard drug using, and actually getting cock..

Maybe shit left her infertile and now forces her to connect with kids working at a theme park where she dresses like she lives in a fairy tale where she shows off her fat tits because she’s fat…the same tits that once wanted to nurse a child…but were robbed of that right…by her selfishness….

I know under this dress and under the push up bra is a serious set of wonky and uneven tits, but I figured that despite being left in the dust by Katy Perry and Lady Gaga and other popstars, Lily Allen still hasn’t killed herself, even though some would argue she should. Enjoy.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lily Allen|Tits

2010

20

May

Noureen DeWulf Brought the Tit to the Maxim 100 Party of the Day

I was featured in Maxim years ago, but that doesn’t mean I like Maxim or anything Maxim stands for. I especailly hate the bullshit list of bitches they complie as some kind of publicity stunt, mainly because it is based on absolutely nothing but recycling their old lists and featuring the 12 bottom feeders they recruited to be in their magazine the past year.

Fuck Maxim. They suck. They are dated and they don’t step it up, even though the world has stepped the fuck up and I just can’t respect that….but I can respect this bitch Noureen DeWulf’s tits, even though I don’t know who she is…even if she’s at the Maxim Hot 100 party bullshit I’d expect pussy to be doing better things than attending…

Obviously there were other bitches at the event, mainly bottom feeders who were either on the list because Maxim isn’t innovative and likes to hold on to the same list for a fucking decade so some of the pussy was hot in the late 90s and the other trash recent included Amber Rose because clearly Maxim is obvious as fucking shit….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Amber Rose|cleavage|Maxim 100|Noureen DeWulf

2010

20

May

Sophie Monk Scratches her Big Itchy Cunt of the Day

Sophie Monk is known for having big pussy lips. She is constantly caught with random clothing jacked up inside her pretty much everytime the paparazzi is around. She is also known for having herpes that she got from her cheating fiance who she was trying to ride to the top before realizing that Paris Hilton was riding him hard enough to leave everyone itchy and scabby and now bitch is tending to the shit in public because everyone already knows her condition and there are no secrets amongst friends….especially when you do everything you fucking can to get noticed despite not having any marketable skills….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Herpes|Sophie Monk