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2010

28

Apr

Pornstar Kim Kardashian’s Fat Body Squeezed into a Dress of the Day

I don’t care how fucking tight the dress Kim Kardashian’s fat body is squeezed into…..she will always be nothing but a fucking disgusting pig to me. Not just because she let’s more black dude’s piss on her than the one working toilet in the Detroit housing project, but she isn’t good looking. She’s got this massive fucking head that makes you think her body is proportionate and normal looking…but it’s not…she’s just a lazy fat slob who makes her money cuz she was a boring amateur pornstar…which is the same way most lazy girls make a living…because pussy works better than brain most of the fucking time….here are the pics cuz for some reason America cares about this pale shit colored trash in her sparkly cheap stripper trying to look classy dress..

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Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Pornstar

2010

28

Apr

Paris Hilton’s Push Up Bra Tries to Win Some Fame Back of the Day

The nice thing about these pictures is that throughout the night Paris Hilton’s face fell off while she drank and snorted away her sorrows…unfortunately not the kind of “face falling off” I’d like that leaves her in a ditch somewhere with some crazed lunatic running down the street in heels saying “that’s hot, I’m Paris Hilton, let’s cuddle, look at me I’m famous, I have hotels” or some other crazy person shit….but the kind of “face falling off” where she doesn’t feel like she looks her best so she cover’s the fuck up, a strategy I like to use on some of the pussy I have fucked, “yeah baby, let’s just do doggy”…..

Either way, she’s on her quest to get noticed again, she’s on her quest to get some of the attention Kardashian is getting, she realizes that showing some skin is the only thing people care about or want to see, since she started out as a pornstar and as Jenna Jameson will prove in 5 years when her addiction gets the best of her and she spends all her money, that you’re always a pornstar….and pornstars show their fucking genitals….or in this case their tits…in a push up bra…cuz that’s all people care about and that’s all she’s got to offer the world…

Useless fucking cunt.

The other nice thing about these pictures is that her friend was showing her panties….not because her friend is hot…but because her friend isn’t Paris Hilton showing her panties….since Paris Hilton panties are disgusting and classified a crime scene…

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Posted in:Paris Hilton|Push Up Bra

2010

28

Apr

Eva Longoria Should be Deported of the Day

Dirty Mexican trash Eva Longoria should be fucking deported even though she was born in America strictly based on the fact that she tried her hardest to be white and live the American dream, you know getting on TV and shit, but genetics couldn’t trick her dress size as she now looks like a dumpy piece of Mexican trash you’d expect to find cookin’ in a Hollywood home for a rich family, which brings up the real proof as to how white she tries is, because no real Mexican would hire a Mexican to do their dirty work, but I have a feeling Eva Longoria would in her quest to be white….

She can pose with our troops like she was George Bush trying to trick people forget that he is killing thousands of people in a war by saying shit like “support our troops”…but that doesn’t make her any less busted, interesting, or white American….and here are the pics…

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Posted in:Eva Longoria|Fat

2010

28

Apr

Dave Matthews and His Sloppy Wife in her Bikini of the Day

I wouldn’t have expected Dave Matthews to have prime pussy since he’s pretty much irrelevant. Sure every single Jewish girl and hippie at camp I’ve ever met loves his shit….but he’s still not Lady Gaga….I know that just because he’s on TV, he could probably rake in a few tighter bodied groupies than this slophole, but really and you’d think he could get himself a better quality wife…

I mean he struggled through getting a record deal, touring, recording fucking groupies all these years on his rise to whatever level of fame he has now, and he ended up with this and all I know is that if I was him, this would be like a huge fuck you on my life despite all the success he’s had or how much money he has in the bank…he still has to wake up to this shit or come home to this shit…

The only explanation for this is that he knocked her up and is trying to do the good thing because she doesn’t believe in abortions when you get pregnant by rich people in bands….

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Posted in:Dave Matthews|wife

2010

27

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

Today started out as an amazing day….my wife was laying next to me in bed totally silent and not moving when she normally pants and struggles for air like anyone with apnea would. I thought today was the day that I’d be a free man officially…but 5 minutes into me jumping up and down excited and singing songs of Freedom like the slaves when they were let free she asked me for a fucking glass of water…reminding me that dreams don’t come true…and shit went all down hill from there….

Here are my stepLINKS….

Some Bitch Stripping To Ethnic Hip Hop
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Beyonce and Her Nip Slip
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Guess Who Had Coke Up Her Vadge All During the 70’s?
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The 13 Best Zombie Novels Ever Written
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Hot Hockey Women Wives You’d Want To Fuck
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Get Laid, Why Not?
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I’m Not Quite Sure What Scarlett Johansson is Wearing and to Be Honest I Really Wish She Would Just Taje It Off
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BUY YOURSELF A MAN PHONE – VIDEO
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The 15 Greatest Athlete Jumps of All Time (With Video)
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Kelly Brooke Bikini Body
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Seriously, The Mormon Church is fucked Up – VIDEO
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Amanda Seifried is Leggy
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Chloe is Naked
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Lesbian Threesom With Toys
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Miranda Kerr Hotness
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Is It Me or Is Ali Lohan Starting to Look Like Sam Ronson? I Wonder if Lohan is Fucking Her?
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Jabba the Hut in the Making – VIDEO
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Ohhhhh Cody Lane…
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I’m Not Sure WTF is Going on in M.I.A’s New Video, But Here It Is Anyways – VIDEO
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More Photos of Zahia Dehar
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Tiffany is a Girl Next Door Type
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Helena Mattssonn is a Hot Blonde
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Wino’s Titty Trauma, Take 2 (Or is it 3?)
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A Little Latina to Make Tuesday Bearable
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Christina Aguilera Dances In Lingerie — At Church! – VIDEOs
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Jesus Take The Wheel: You Will Not Believe What This Madman Had In A Bag
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Toni Braxton and Her Camel Toe Are Looking Good
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They Live Together and They Sleep Together – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Betty White is Gonna host SNL and It’s Gonna Be Amazing – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Fuck Selma Blair
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Well Hello Jessie Summers
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Here’s a Leak of ScarJo in Iron Man 2 – VIDEO
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And Now, The Greatest Song Ever Recorded – VIDEO
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Gwen Stefani is Going to Murder Courtney Love
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Car Model Faceplant – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Sophie Howard is Topless in Lingerie
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Lada May Look Innocent But I Assure You She is Anything But
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We all love Bianca Beauchamp
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Randy Quaid and His Wife Are Fucking Insane and I Love It
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The 5 Most Fraudulent Psychics of All-Time
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FOLLOW ME YOU ASSHOLE!
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

27

Apr

Toni Braxton’s Vagina in a Tight Outfit of the Day

I don’t know what the fuck Toni Braxton was thinking when she put this outfit on, but I can only assume it had something to do with her wanting the world to see exactly what her vagina looked like, bush included…despite the fact that she doesn’t have the body needed to pull this kind of thing off….but was so committed to the cause that she just threw her shame away and ran with it and really any bitch willing to expose her cunt, even if it’s in some PVC shit is good enough to at least try to jerk off to, because they did their best to give you something to jerk off to and even if it was a failure, it’s better than seeing a bitch in a snowsuit.

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Posted in:Tight|Toni Braxton

2010

27

Apr

Playboy Twin with her Black Boyfriend of the Day

Sam Jones III is some actor who was in some show and now he’s playing the black dude who fucks the white girl in the story of this shitty Playboy Twin’s life….he was also arrested for being involved in a Oxycodone ring where his role was distributing the shit throughout Hollywood, probably where he met this Florida trash who gets naked with her sister to pay the bills, cuz working in Wal-Mart was too demanding for her lazy pig ass….

I dig Interracial Couples, I feel they are almost innovative, cuz I know there’s always an angry white dad, an unknown black dad, a stripper and a drug dealer….even in Hollywood….

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Posted in:IRC|Sam Jones III|Shannon Twins

2010

27

Apr

Bam is a Loser of the Day

There comes a time in every man’s life when they turn 25 and pulling their friend’s pants down and drop kicking them outside some shitty hollywood bar becomes boring….I am the last person to say a motherfucker needs to grow the fuck up, especially after he made millions doing this shit…but I know I’m bored of seeing this stupidity. It was a 90s concept that worked because people weren’t on the internet and exposed to half retarded dudes who do stunts…but now that shit is saturated and whether you were an innovator or not…it’s time to move the fuck on.

I’m not saying he has to wear a suit and be sophisticated…or that he even needs to really grow up. I’m 40 and pull stupid shit all the fucking time…I am just saying that I don’t find any of this funny at all…it’s lame, lazy, unoriginal and boring…motherfucker needs to step up his game…..but why bother…cuz he still gets pussy doin’ his one-trick…

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Posted in:Bam|Jackass

2010

27

Apr

Olivia Munn is Boring Even When Naked for Peta of the Day

I hate Olivia Munn. She’s just some bottom feeder wanna be celebrity piece of trash who milked the geek crowd and landed a geek show cuz geek’s and based on Star Trek and Star Wars are loyal fans to have…cuz they never let go…and for geeks to get won over is pretty simple, have a vagina….and proven by Oliva Munn, if you are average looking at best, wear bikinis, and relate to them on a geek level it will get you a more legit career….She’s always on her hustle, I don’t trust her and above all she’s not even hot, but geeks like her and since you’re a loser, which is very close to being a geek you’ll probably appreciate seeing her getting naked for PETA….

Here she is walking around…to remind you that she’s not hot….

Here’s the bullshit video…

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Posted in:Naked|Olivia Munn|PETA

2010

27

Apr

Jessica Simpson Dances with Thick Brazilian Women of the Day

Jessica Simpson has a TV show that was probably her Gay’s idea to make himself famous by riding her coattails as he has up until now….fattening her up to sabotage her career leaving him the last man standing….or some other self-serving strategy I am not really sure of because I don’t care about digging deep into the motivations of Ken Paves….

I just know that she was dancing with a handful of thick Brazilian women, like real thick Brazilian women who Jessica Simpson managed to make look skinny. This isn’t a hot clip unless you’re black but I am posting it anyway….

Posted in:Dancing|Jessica Simpson