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2010

29

Apr

Jenna Bentley is Some Playboy Model Lookin to Get Noticed of the Day

I don’t understand what is going on in a woman’s mind when she does this to herself or turns herself in this kind of novelty act. I know it has something to do with being raped or molested as a kid, or growing up as the ugly girl who got no male attention, who was always jealous of the girl in the classroom that all the boys wanted cuz she was staked, or maybe she realized that in America, it is just that easy to get herself in Playboy, all it takes is 5,000 dollar tits and a dream….not that being in Playboy really opens any doors for a bitch these days, which probably explains why she’s doing these staged pictures to get noticed….cuz after peaking in Playboy she realizes that she has no idea where to go next….and the whole thing isn’t hot…it’s actually really fucking poverty and desperate as far as I’m concerned….but tits are tits even if they’re stupid looking and in a cheap whore bikini….

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Posted in:Bathing Suit|Jenna Bentley|Playboy|Tit

2010

28

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I hate irritating hockey fans who are currently filling up the streets and the bars in their team colors chanting about how bad they want their team to win while there are some of us who don’t give a fuck about hockey and what they are doing are hate crimes against us, lock these fuckers up for shoving their bullshit down our throat like some kind of cult leaders…you don’t see me organizing protests about how bad I love pussy and how great pussy is with big shirts with pussies on them….cuz I keep my passions and the things I am a fan of to my fucking self…I’m respectable like that…

Here are my stepLINKS….

Jessica Alba is Trying to Touch Kate Hudson’s Vagina
GO

Shauna Sand is a Whore in Whores Clothing
(seriously this one takes the cake)
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15 Greatest Foods for When You’re Hungover
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Whores Are as Whores So
GO

Jessica Simpson’s Boobs Hit The Tonight Show
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Picture of the Day – QUIT STEALING – VIDEO
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The 10 Most Awful Team Songs in Sports History
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Food Network Giada de Laurentis Nip Slip Flash. Blink And It’s Gone!
GO

Some Young Girl Shows Off Her Double D’s
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10 Girls From Orange County Not Named Kristen Cavelleri That You’d Fuck
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Street Fighter Tragedy
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Some Jennifer Lopez, Jst Because
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Someone Got These Kids to Renact the Hills and It’s Hilarious – VIDEO
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Check Out Dee
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Babe in Stockings and Pussy Play – VIDEO
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Nika Lauraitis Gallery
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Whitney Houston is Turning Into a Fucking Hack – VIDEO
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Sunny Leone Anyone?
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Get a Load of Mileena Hayes
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Hot Slut of the Day
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Ashley Simpson Bikini Shots
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Sara and Sienna Get It On
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Mmmmmmm Erin Lucas
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Sacha Grey Bikini Shots
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Christina Aguilera Gets Down On All Fours
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I Wanna Bang Drakes Girlfriend
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I’ll Do Anything Naked Olivia Munn Tells Me to Do
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Sara Jo is Sexy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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What is Your Fave Body Part – VIDEO
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More of Kate Hudson Looking Like a Tranny
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Crissy Moran Gallery
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Megan Fox Looks Disgusting and Is Still Hotter Than Your Girlfriend
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Cat Training Made Easy…Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Noureen DeWulf Has Nice Titties
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Hospitals Are More Fun With Amy Winehouse Around
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How to: Throw a Keg Party
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Skanks in a Catfight + Some Dude – VIDEO
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Guess Which Nasty Blonde is Hooked on Painkllers
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Brianna Lee Anyone?
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Liz Hurley is Still Looking Hot
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Follow Me, It’ll Do You Good
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

28

Apr

Austin Texas Interracial Couple of the Day

Nothing sexier than fucking a 16 year old Mexican hooker in a La Quinta Inn…..than the loving interracial couple who are behind trafficking the 16 year old Mexican hooker while they sat in the car with their baby…a wholesome activity to some people…illegal according to the Austin police who are obviously trying to put an end to everyone’s fun as the police tends to like doing…bastards….

Posted in:Human Trafficking

2010

28

Apr

Dakota Fanning is a Disaster of the Day

I dig Dakota Fanning….Not in a sexual way…but because she represents real life better than most celebrities…see when she was 6 and acted like she was 40, everyone would laugh and were convinced she’d grow up to be cute and interesting and to be the next top tier Hollywood Actress, but instead, despite what everyone wanted and expected, she turned out to grow up ugly like so many other cute young kids, only in her case it’s so much funnier because the public actually had high hopes for her, when other cute kids gone ugly only let down their parents….so as she looks like shit and enters her adult life that will be polluted with self-hatred, depression, disappointment and constant reminders the she peaked at 8 years old to lead her to drug addiction something that is always fun to watch….except for the parents who feel guilty for doing this to their kids and turning their kids into products for their personal gain….

Here she is lookin like shit.

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Posted in:Dakota Fanning|Disaster

2010

28

Apr

Courtney Love Seduces Me with Her Gutter See Thru of the Day

I thought these pictures of Courtney Love were of her gutter tits. I didn’t realize she was wearing a bar and I figure I’ll post the shit, despite how fucking haggard and disgusting the bitch is, partially because of her her contribution to pop culture by killing off Kurt Cobain, something that you may be sad happned because you are a loser, but gives annoying 35 year old twats stuck in the past something to talk about when they run into other annoying 35 year old twats who were so influenced by dude’s contribution to their lives…you know with posters to put on their wall, t-shirts to wear and conversations to have every time a Nirvana song comes up on the radio which wouldn’t have happened if Cobain survived Grunge like he was Eddie Veder or other losers people don’t remember exist anymore…but also because I got nothing else going on….

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Posted in:Courtney Love|Gutter|Tits

2010

28

Apr

Navy Sailors of the Day

Nothing says “I am a man who serves my country and fights for your freedom” like 3 sailors who tag teamed a fucking 12 year old. I have always believed that being in the army fucks people up…it trains you to kill, exposes you pretty much a living nightmare, sometimes it takes you away from pussy for long periods of time, and apparently it can put you on a quest with your fellow servicemen for the tightest pussy you can find….cuz those who fuck kids together….protect the country together…or some shit….fucked up.

Posted in:Navy|Sex with Minors

2010

28

Apr

Doutzen Kroes in Her Bikini for Bazaar of the Day

Doutzen Kroes is another one of those models who is owned by Victoria’s Secret because Victoria’s Secret found them in some obscure country, kidnapped them and forced them to sign their “agency” for life, or until they are done with them, and if they don’t, their family gets killed off or some shit…the only non Victoria’s Secret shit they can do is SI, or any other bikini/lingerie work, to keep people wanting to fuck them, so that there is a reason for the Victoria’s Secret catalog, or some shit….

So here she is in Bazaar, and the pictures don’t have as much Vagina lip as I’d like to see, but it’s better than nothing….

Posted in:Bikini|Doutzen Kroes

2010

28

Apr

Jessica Simpson’s Fat Ass Tits on Leno of the Day

I can’t believe Jay Leno is allowed on TV….but the other thing I can’t believe is that the tank that is Jessica Simpson pretends that she works out….I mean based on everything I see from her fat chick tits, to her fat chick arms, to her fat chick legs, to her fat chick shoulders, to everything fat about her….So Leno makes tit jokes, back alley blowjob hooker jokes and she jiggles when she talks about her Nicorette gum addiction despite having never smoked in her life, when she probably should because if she did actually smoke she’d probably have a better body, since any model and cokewhore party slut will tell you cigarettes help make them skinny….

Posted in:Fat|Jessica Simpson|Leno

2010

28

Apr

Christina Aguilera’s Half Naked Lady Gaga Impression of the Day

Christina Aguilera is previewing her new video cuz she’s making a comeback….

It depresses me that Lady Gaga became such a big deal in music because now everyone is biting her style that she bit from Madonna in some kind of bullshit hipster fashionista claim that she’s a “performing artist” and that she pushed boundaries with her “House of Gaga”….

Not because I don’t like seeing these celebrities half naked fighting to get noticed, especially when they are Christina Aguilera and her breast implants, but because it just takes away the whole effect when I know this is her thinking Gaga’s way is the only way, essentially giving Gaga the credit she doesn’t fucking deserve just because she’s got a bunch of singles….

I don’t know how to make this make sense because I am a drunk, but what I am trying to say is that I hate that bitch can’t come up with her own act that is equally half naked while giving Gaga credit she doesn’t deserve and making herself look like a bottom feeding piece of trash, when really she paved the way for this bullshit…

I don’t think that made it make more sense….but watch the preview and enjoy.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Half Naked|New Video

2010

28

Apr

The Newest Slut With Paris Hilton Herpes of the Day

If I was a scientist, I’d like to map out the Paris Hilton strain of herpes to see who has it, where it has gone, who it has touched, and who has been blessed with her scabby gift they can carry on for their lives, and a valtrex prescription that will clear the shit up but will be embarrassing to pick up at the pharmacy cuz everyone working will see you’re a herpes-ridden piece of shit….

But I’m not a scientist, so I get my kicks watching Paris Hilton’s ex with some chick who I know is with him cuz she thinks it is cool he dated Paris Hilton as Paris is her idol and who she aspires to be…based on the way she dresses and looks…and I know she’s not using condoms cuz getting knocked up with his baby would be so cool since that dick was in Paris Hilton and he doesn’t use condoms cuz he’s already got herpes so why bother..And I think she has a penis…

The whole thing is almost amazing….

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Posted in:Dough Reinheardt|Herpes|Paris Hilton