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2010

30

Apr

Rose McGowan and her Shitty See Through Dress of the Day

I don’t know or think anyone will care about these Rose McGowan see through shirt bullshit because all you have to do is google her name and see her actual tits in various pictures, from various angels, in all their glory, from back when they were 13 years younger, not that you’d really even want to see her tits, even though they are spectacular because you know Marilyn Manson was up inside her but I am posting this shit anyway…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Rose McGowan|See Thru

2010

29

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I was just sitting on a bench outside a Starbucks and some fit mom walked out wearing the tightest pussy-hugging pants I have ever seen. I got hypnotized by the shit and was pretty much counting the wrinkles in her labia and guaging how her clit would fit between my teeth when I got interrupted by her daughter she was with who pointed and screamed so everyone around me could hear “Mommy, why is that weird man staring at your vagina”….I didn’t even try to deny it at that point and just said something along the lines of how she shouldn’t bother wearing pants if she wants the world to see her folds, and spun it that she was the real pervert in wearing that and the whole story is dull so here are my stepLINKS to distract you from my pathetic adventures with stranger vagina…

Lindsay Lohan is in Lingerie and Has a Gun – Gallery + Video
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Okay It’s Official. This is The Weirdest Thing I have Probably Heard Ever
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There’s a Chelsea Handler Sex Tape….Kinda
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Because The Best Sluts are the Free Sluts
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Some Extreme Dog Grooming…..
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Which Hot Celeb Is Having The Best Week Ever
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I Forgot About Shannon Elizabeth Too, But She’s Still Hot
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Well At Least Grimace Wasn’t Molesting The Kid, Like a Priest
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Emma Stone is Pretty Hot
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The 25 Hottest Moms in Sports
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Sasha Grey Interview
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Alexandra Burke Panty Upskirt
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CJ In the Bedroom
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Lezzie Teens and a Dildo
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LOL Cat X Hairy Man in Sauna Video of the Day
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TEXT
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Francoise Boufhal Has a Great Rack and Her Face Ain’t Half Bad Either
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Some Jessica James Clement, Just Cause
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Isn’t This the Toy Every Little (Gay) Boy Wants? – VIDEO
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Every Once and a While You come Across a Girls Body and It’s Just Like WOW
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Cocaine Bust….and Dildos…Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Haven’t Seen Bianca Gascoigne in a Long Time, So Here She Is
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Tyra Banks is Fucking Insane – VIDEO
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Chyna Could Eat You Alive
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Guess Who I Would Like to Run Over With a Car, Should I Ever Be Able to Afford a Car One Day
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Sarah and the Fucking Machines
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I Wanna Rip Amber Valetta’s Sparkly Dress Off Her
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A Little Jessie Summers
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Jessica Simpson’s Tits Are Getting Bigger By the Day
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As Seen on TV People Have Issues – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Paris Hilton is See Through
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Jessica Alba is Looking Hot Lately
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Madonna May be 300 Years Old, But I Still Look At Her Occasionally and Say Yeah I’d Fuck Her
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And More Reason’s Why Elephants Are Awesome – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Sophie Reade in Her Underwear
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Lana Lopez is Nekked
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Some Things Just Explain Themselves
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The 8 Worst Ways to Die in the Jungle
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Follow Me, Make Me Famous Bitch
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Bonus – Here’s the Funeral of the Day

Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

29

Apr

Miley Cyrus Rocks the Mic of the Day

There are some pretty desperate people out there who can get off to an ugly teenage popstar just because she’s got a mic up in her face that makes it easier to visualize a cock in its place. I never really understood that level of desperation but that’s probably because celebrities don’t really get me fired up, but slutty 19 year olds do, and there’s ample clips of slutty 19 year olds on the internet actually sucking dick on video, so I never had to get that low and pathetic to pretend a mic was a cock, but don’t feel bad, I am pretty sure there have been many other things that were just as low, desperate and pathetic, but no one’s judgin’ anyone here, we’re all a gang of fucking losers…especially you.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Performing

2010

29

Apr

Britney Spears and her Tits Drink Coke of the Day

I just met a woman who smelled like a welfare check, or maybe it was a food stamp, or it could have just been poverty, and she reminded me of Britney Spears…..not because everyone in the area knows her from seeing her pussy, or even because she had a weird uneducated accent, a couple fatherless kids, nicotine stained fingers, saggy tits and low grade stripper trying to pay her baby formula body….but because she was not only on the Britney Spears stained clothes fashion program or the Britney Spears not showering hygiene prograb, but because she was on the Britney Spears diet plan cuz she was trying to tell me about how she drinks 6 cans of coke a day, but not the diet shit that causes cancer, the real coke and like she’s ordering a cup of coffee puts extra sugar in the shit….and then she demonstrated the shit like a fucking junky who would be better off doing real drugs, but in her defense a toothless mouth is a solid investment in her line of work….

Either way, here’s some Britney in some tight shirt showing off ghetto tit getting paid to drink coke.

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Britney Spears|Trash

2010

29

Apr

Jersey Shore and their Low-Grade Groupies in Bikinis of the Day

The problem with America is that the majority of people in America are ugly and fat….and some of those ugly and fat people are teenage girls…and teenage girls are raised to think that what they see on TV is quality just because it is on TV and if you happen to come across something you see on TV in real life…you go fucking nuts even if you don’t even watch the show because since they are on TV they are therefore more important than you….feeding fucking egos and making people money who don’t deserve to make money.

The other problem with America is more of a problem with dudes in general and that is that pussy is fucking pussy and if that pussy is giving us attention no matter how ugly it might be it still makes us feel like the stars we want to believe we are….

So here are Jersey Shore dudes loving the attention they are getting from busted up college girls who think they are important….maybe it’s one of those quantity over quality situations, but I do know that if I was them I’d be taking full advantage of this eager pussy that thinks it just had its big break…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Jersey Shore

2010

29

Apr

Lindsay Lohan Half Naked in a Photoshoot of the Day

Lindsay Lohan pisses me off. I’ve been talking to her for years and she never really bothers with me. She never let’s me play with her tits, she never come to visit me to take pics of her, she doesn’t even follow me on fucker twitter and to be honest, I don’t even know if the person I text back and forth with once a month when she decides to answer me, is probably not even Lohan to begin with, but the delusion or fantasy that it is is enough to keep me happy and think my life is a bigger deal than it is, not cuz Lohan is a big deal, but because she’s a bigger deal than the assholes in my apartment building, you know since Lohan, no matter how cracked the fuck out, pathetic, useless she’s still the hottest pussy in Hollywood, and I’m not just saying that cuz when you’re done with it, you look like your dick has second degree burns, but because she’s fucking awesome.

She did a shoot for some photographer, she didn’t invite me to it…but it’s kinda hot….if you like Lohan covered in fake blood rolling around in her panties like I do…

Posted in:Half Naked|Lindsay Lohan|Photoshoot

2010

29

Apr

Horny News Anchor Wants Soy Jism of the Day

I don’t know what is going on in this clip, but I know the words “Soy Jism” are said by a female anchor who I guess committed herself to her career instead of taking creampies and makin’ babies like the 16 year old girl I met on the Native Reserve the other day…and now she’s sexually peaking, horny, desperate, she’s carrying it into her work and lucky for her work is on TV….and I like how her co-anchor starts lookin’ around for a bed to have his way with this dirtbag….

Posted in:Jizz|News Anchor

2010

29

Apr

Audrina Patridge and her Boyfriend Look Like Clowns of the Day

I guess the common thread that brings these two lovers together and keeps these two lovers together is that they both understand what it’s like to be second rate celebrities who slowly fade into obscurity no matter how ridiculous their hair is.

Sure, Audrina is still on TV and still relevant as far as she’s concerned because she’s still on TV, but that’s all coming to an end. I know there are rumors about her getting her own spinoff show, but that won’t last, if anything that’s just the nail in the coffin of her bullshit celebrity….and I guess she’s hoping that when she slowly falls from her peak, she can rely on this clown Ryan Cabrera’s cock being there to land on, since he’s got little else goin on…but I like to think he’s just moving in on this now cuz he figures the last year will be the one everyone is watching and this may just be his stepping stone to get back to where he left things off back when he was fake-dating Ashlee Simpson….while real celebrities just ignore him…

Here are the pics of these idiots looking ridiculous.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Audrina Patridge|Freaks|Ryan Cabrera

2010

29

Apr

UK Trash the Next Generation at Some Launch Party of the Day

I don’t know anything about the UK or the trash it produces in terms of music, celebrity and Katie Price or in this case the next generation of Katie Price whores…so I decided to ask my ex-internet girlfriend who lives in the UK what the deal is behind these slutty trashcan looking pigs in various shitty UK bands and why they are famous….is it because the UK is filled with uneducated mill workers and chimney sweepers, or do they just think pussy should look fake tanned, fake titted, like it was still the 90s….

This is what she had to say:

Well over here the tabloids are different and there’s a whole subculture of ‘glamour girls’ and footballers wives, but it’s not like I could sing you a Pixie Lott song. I don’t think I’ve ever heard her. Frankie Sanford used to be in a group when she was 9 called S Club Juniors. They made a reality TV show about it. Tulisa…who the hell is that…oh ndubz girl, yeah shes not really very famous. They’re talentless and average and really boring….No I will not make my pussy talk on Skype for you.

British people, even when they are 17 year old girls, always sound so smart…it’s the accent, even in their writing….and all I really know is that if a bitch is wearing her bedroom lingerie as her outside clothes…she can’t be all that bad….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Frankie Sandford|Pixie Lott|Tulisa|UK Trash

2010

29

Apr

Lisa Rinna’s and Her Stupid Lips Have Hard Nipples of the Day

I still don’t really know what Lisa Rinna does other than get bad plastic surgery, but I do know that her nipples are hard in these pictures, which after having married a fat slob with inverted nipples, is exciting to me, cuz there’s nothing worse than trying to find nipple when trying get it on with a bitch back when you used to fool around and care about feeling her up, before slowly letting that turn into fucking for the sake of cumming, to not fucking at all….marriage is a shitty thing and I guess so are Lisa Rinna blowjobs because she has no mobility in her lips and shit would be like shoving your dick inside a pool toy or anything else made of hard plastic with a hole small enough to fit you in it…

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Hard Nipples|Lisa Rinna