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2010

03

May

Brooke Hogan White Bikini Top of the Day

Brooke Hogan scares me. That’s why I was forced to post these pictures first today, even though I don’t have the rights to the pictures and I’m not allowed to post them because the paparazzi hate me….She is a fucking monster, like the girl I just saw eat 2 bagels with extra cheese but I know every single one of you, both girls and guys would totally bang this white trash can of a person, not so much becuase you think fucking someone who was on TV is a cool story, and not because you’re a Hulk Hogan fan and touching anything he’s touched makes you horny, but because you’re lonely and any human contact, even scary human contact is not just good enough for you….it’s what you dream about at night while you cuddle your pillow wishing it would cuddle you back…

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Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Monster|White Bikini Top

2010

01

May

I do it all for the Crazy Birdman of the Day

This was just emailed to me. It is a video of a crazy man and his family of pigeons and I figured I’d post it for you, cuz this kind of behavior inspires me. There’s no fun in being normal and if you ever find yourself all alone and down on your luck, just put some stale bread in your hood and pockets and step into a public place with pigeons. You’ll get all the love you ever fucking need.

It’s the crazy people who remind me that everything is gonna be ok whether it is in a “thank god I’m not that guy” or “if that guy survives so can I” way. Cuz life is funny. Things don’t really matter and really aren’t a big deal as long as you have pigeons…

Someone needs to edit this up and give dude a soundtrack….

Posted in:Crazy People

2010

30

Apr

stepLINKS of the Day

I took the afternoon off to look at girls. I figure I work too damn hard, not because what I do is actually work, but since I don’t get paid it is a serious waste of time, especailly since you motherfuckers don’t read anything I fucking write, making me feel like I am partially insane just writing to my fucking self like some kind of friendless loser or schizo in women’s panties….which I may or may not be…not that you care…and here are my stepLINKS..

Add me to Facebook.
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Pauly D’s Rockin’ Some Sloppy Bikini Pussy and Tits
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Lindsay Lohan is Going to Jail
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TIME Magazine 100 Least Influential People Of 2010
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Katie Cassidy Is Super Hot
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Because Live Girls Are Way More Fun Than Your Real Doll, No?
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Paris Hilton Brings Her Nipples Out To Play
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Save Your Marriage With A Fart-Sucking Blanket
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Petra Nemcova Side Boob Peek from Cannes Throwback
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Emily is a Bad Ass in Lingerie
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Sammie Pennington Photoshoot
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Cam Show on the Couch
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Remember Jordana Brewster? She’s Still Looking Hot
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And That’s Why You Always Use a Condom – VIDEO
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All Together Now, Scream SOY JIZZUM – VIDEO
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Some Laren Hotnesss
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And Here’s More of Paris Hilton’s Nipple
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Hunter and Mandy Are Getting It On
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Jessica Alba is Looking Hot These Days
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Who Doesn’t Love Drunk Party Sluts
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Eva Mendes Hotness
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I Don’t Know What Pharell Williams Is Doing But I Wish I Was Him
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Jessica Simpson is Disgusting
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Check Out the Rack on Dominoe
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Playboy Golf Scramble – VIDEO
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Kate Hudson is Looking Hot
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Twins! Twins! Twins!
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Diora Baird Drops Some Serious Cleavage On Twitter
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The 20 Worst Playground Equipment Fails
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Just So You Can See Her Naked – VIDEO
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Yeah I’d Fuck Julie Bowen
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CUPCAKE CANNON! – VIDEO
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Amateur with Huge Tits Doing Herself – VIDEO
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Gues Who Was Seen Doing A Line Of Coke
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Jessica Burciaga Video
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Sarah Harding Upskirt at Kanaloa Night Club
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Olivia Munn is a useless Cunt in FHM
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Follow Me, Suckers!
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

30

Apr

Diora Baird Posts Her Tits for Hits of the Day

Actors are so self-involved that they just love seeing themselves in pictures andhearing themselves talk. They love whoring out. They love sucking dick for parts. They are the insecure scum of the earth who really put themselves out there to get any attention possible….

So giving them twitter has led to a lot of ridiculousness, whether it’s pictures or statements made for attention and it has allowed people to see that side of actors that is usually hidden and controlled by their PR people and the machine that uses them and milks them to make lots of money…

Bottom feeding “actors” who have been in Playboy and who only have 8,000 followers cuz they are pretty much that irrelevant but wish they weren’t, are usually a hell of a lot more eager to get noticed since the last decade of trying has done very little for her, other than a Playboy spread, a set of fake tits and having her part cut from the latest Star Trek movie she thought was her big break…other than her fake tits…

So here is Diora Baird (who?) showing off some fake tit on twitter for hits…

Posted in:Diora Baird|Tits for Hits

2010

30

Apr

Mugshot of the Day

I don’t really understand this story, but I think it’s gotta do with a mom getting groped by her son cuz he was looking for her prescription pills that she keeps in her bra, but I do understand that motherfucker’s got the best mug shot I’ve ever seen…it’s like how the fuck is someone so sick lookin’ still alive, it just doesn’t make sense to me, and either does their welfare, white trash, poverty story….maybe that’s what makes it so funny.

Posted in:Mugshot

2010

30

Apr

Brooke Hogan is Still a Useless Pig of the Day

Brooke Hogan is not just a joke, but she’s also a monster like her dad…and maybe that’s why he wants to fuck her…because he sees himself in her…and anyone that tanned and jacked up…probably loves themselves a lot…and wanting his daughter cuz she is the female version of him just makes sense…it’s masturbation….but to the rest of the world..she’s fucking scary…but not as scary as the era when she was on TV or when she was launching her music career…which was a serious fucking joke, so it’s nice to see her gutter ass back on the streets of Florida trashin’ it up like she was destined to do and if she’s lucky, she may get a segment on this season’s Jersey Shore…a serious match made in white trash heaven…

I am posting these for old times and new titties.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Brooke Hogan|Monster|Tits

2010

30

Apr

Ugly Gwenyth Paltrow Thanks Nepotism for her Career of the Day

I never found Gwenyth Paltrow hot. So when she married her Coldplay singer and went into hiding in order to live her hippie bullshit fake-intellectual artist life. I was happy….

But apparently Gwenyth Paltrow has crawled out of her cave and started to make appearances because she’s in Iron Man 2…..like any hippie bullshit fake-intellectual artist would…

Today she was on The View wearing this outfit where she was talking about how she trained 6 days a week for 1.5 hours a day and watched what she ate in preperation for this outfit and the funny thing is that I don’t think it would make a difference, cuz fat or not bitch is only getting work and only has a career cuz of her connected family members, so she’s should stop bothering trying and accept the fact that skinny or not she’s still ugly….a last name goes a long way…and apparently so does this Iron Man franchise cuz everyone is freaking out about the shit and really who gives a fuck or get excited about this shit…or about her…cuz she’s old, washed-up and ugly and in shorts…good times.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Gwenyth Paltrow|Ugly

2010

30

Apr

Rihanna Unfortunately Shows Off her Thick Leg of the Day

Rihanna bores the fuck out of me. She was this one hit wonder who managed to make more than one hit with variations of the same fucking song and the public bought into the shit and made her and her handlers a lot of money when really there was nothing special about her. I know everyday girls who look better and sing better than this bitch, they are just missing the millions of dollars of marketing budget, the famous co-signs and a bullshit poor talented girl found in the Islands story that the media eats the fuck up…

I’m ready for her to fade the fuck away like she would have if we were in a different generation, where digitally altering her voice to make her sound like she can sing didn’t exist, but apparently she’s out in a new music video showing off her thick legs that should be washing bed sheets at a Barbado resort…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Legs|Rihanna

2010

30

Apr

Kate Hudson Shows Off Some Tit on Set of the Day

Here’s a bitch who is only famous because her mother and stepfather and all their friends are….She is known for her ass, because she never really had tits, so we needed something to focus on when jerking off to her cuz she was in all the movies and we like to give all actresses their fair chance in making us cum, but now she’s suddenly got enough tit to fill out whatever lingerie shit this is she’s wearing as a shirt…and I guess when you keep your implants subtle they aren’t as offensive as the gutter stripper down the street and you’re just trying to make up for all those self-conscious flat chested years…..

If you like Kate Hudson, here are some pictures that you probably saw the other day of Alba grabbing her cunt…probably because they are in a movie together and trying to get noticed…but really seeing two moms trying to be sexy always ends in a trying too hard cuz we all know your pussy blows in the wind disaster….

Pics via Fame
Pics via Bauer

Posted in:cleavage|Kate Hudson

2010

30

Apr

Christina Aguilera’s New Sexed Up Video of the Day

I get annoyed when I see people do obvious things to shock and awe and get noticed. It’s like bitch studied the Lady Gaga video and said “shit, if I do the exact same thing in a church, people will really think I’m wild, they won’t thing I’m trying too hard, or hanging on too hard, or being too obvious at all”….

I don’t get annoyed when I see popstars from my past half naked and trying to impress us all and captivate us all after years off by getting half naked and doing the gaga cuz at leasnt she’s not fucking Gaga and has some pussy I wouldn’t mind looking at or playing with even though her baby beat me to the fucking shit…cuz there’s nothing worse than a nasty weak chinned sloppy bodied popstar…

Either way, watch it. It’s a good comeback for the bitch. I am just happy people are talking about her and not Lady Gaga or Katy Perry who moved in when this one retired….and the visuals gives us hope of where the entertainment industry is going….and that’s deep into the depths of fetish porn.

Posted in:Christina Aguilera|Video