2017
26
May
Diora Baird is an irrelevant actress – who is really into the Anne Heche approach of lesbianism, where she just kisses her girlfriend all the time in pics, you know coming to terms with dudes disappointing her, mainly producers and directors who only gave her one job, and now…this lesbo thing…is working out great, people love it…keep it going…she’s an actress and thus all she does…is bullshit.
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2017
11
Apr
Plus sized Diora Baird eating some snack foods that she should be eating by the pool – because she’s Plus Sized…is a magical thing if you take her like you should take every fat chick….for her tits…
The interesting thing in this is that despite the really large hips, her tits carry her forward and her neck and face don’t look like she’s got Sleep Apnea…or like she’s dead….maybe her illumunati tattoo has something to do with it…
I don’t know wht movies she’s been in, I was thinking Baywatch…but I’m too lazy too google and I don’t think she is that old..but her tits making everything else about her irrlevant…
Big ol’ tatters…not TATERS…cuz if they were taters this bitch would have eaten them all…
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2015
11
Sep
Diora Baird has some huge fucking tits. Her name should be Big Tits Sally…which is what I call every girl I see with big tits walking down the street because I am a misogynist who notices big tits for more than their purpose of breast feeding, because I believe they have the ability to multi task and also be something I can jerk off to…and I’ll even prove that theory…right now…with these Diora Baird pics…
That said, Diora Baird is from Miami and was in Wedding Crashers…
That said, I don’t know why people feel compelled to fight for the right to breast feed, I’ve never complained when seeing a girl breast feeding, and feel if anyone has it was other women…
Bitches are so catty!!
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2015
16
Jun
Diora Baird is some 31 year old actress from Florida, who moved to LA and had her big break while working as a clown at Kids parties, a lot like a pedophile sex offender…only thanks to her porn name, she’s managed to turn it into a career.
She’s done Playboy prior to making babies, so I don’t know if these bikini pics matter, I mean I would argue that no bikini pic matters, but they matter as much as they are bikini pics..
I don’t know what that even means. My poorly written bullshit even confuses me…but not as much as attempted sexy poses in front of babies…
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2014
08
Dec
Diora Baird is some 31 year old actress from Florida, who moved to LA and had her big break while working as a clown at Kids parties, a lot like a pedophile I once knew, who ended up getting arrested working as a clown at kids parties, which is pretty much the same as fame…
She ended up doing Playboy, and other movies like the remake of Texas Chainsaw Masssacre…and now she’s posting bikini pics on the internet with a boy I cropped out, because I am not into underboob and toddlers, who I assume is her son, because why the fuck else would she be busting out her tits with some little kid…unless of course she’s still got the kids’ party clown in her…
Either way, tits and bikini.
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2014
16
Sep
I don’t know who Diora Baird, but she sounds like she was probably a pornstar…or escort to the stars, but thanks to a google search – it turns out she’s an acrtress, which I guess is pretty much the same thing, at least in terms of shame and level of sex it requires to get to a point where people notice you posing in a bikini…
I don’t know, she hasn’t done very amazing stuff, and she’s 31 which is practically dead, not only in Hollywood terms, unless you want to get in on the Golden Girls Remake…but also in everyday life…since very few men jerk off to 31 year olds in bikinis, unless they have a fetish or they are at a public pool and the only girls there are over 30, in the geriatric aquafit class….she took a minute to snap a pic from…because tits get hits…
I am sure if you google her, you can find her naked…she seems like that kind of girl. I am just too lazy to bother…
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2012
03
May
Diora Baird is a busty Guess Model turned actor in such high profile movies like Wedding Crashers, where she played some busty redhead and Texas Chainsaw Masacre….where she played a busty redhead….
I guess she’s turned 29, realizes it is time to make serious moves, because 2 years ago, when starring in NIGHT OF THE DEMONS, SHE USED PROSTHETIC NIPPLES instead of showing her tits, like some kind of bitch mocking us with her Busty Redhead bust…..instead of just openly giving it to us like we deserved….but fast forward two years…and she’s bringing them in a fashion mag I dont’ know the name of and that to me is bittersweet….a little more of this bust redhead topless hustle….and maybe she’ll get an actual movie gig that fucking matters…cuz we love tits that are willing to be put on display….thank god the shy prude is behind us….you’re a whore willing to get naked for money now…embrace it…cuz I know I’d like to…
Here’s a video of her from another shoot – I think……..
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2012
02
Mar
Who knows or cares who Diora Baird is….her parents, family, friends, mayby…..Guys she gave herpes to? Probably…a few stray fans who probably jerk off to her tits less now than they used to since they are at that stage in the relationship/ since she hasn’t existed the last decade…..but luckily GQ UK brought out some other more relevant pussy in the form of Anna Faris, Brooklyn Decker and Amy Schumer to take some of the pressure of Diora Baird while giving their readers some variety instead of leaving them thiking, Diora Baird? Who the fuck is that?…..
It is their comedy issue…I already posted Olivia Wilde’s Cover and it turns out that these tits are no joke…but what they are doing to them kind of is and as much of a joke snob as I am…you know cuz I don’t laugh or find anything funny…this joke is one I can endorse, appreciate, and try to get myself pregnant to….
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2010
25
Oct
I posted the trailer a while ago from Diora Baird’s fake movie magic tits that I need to get a pair of to make my masturbation more interesting, or to at least make various household object, like my dog, more fun to pet….These prosthetic tits look better than most fake tits these starlets get to
I guess the funniest thing in all this is that just 5 years ago she was in The Wedding Crashers, a movie I am sure she thought was the start of a properous career, but instead lead to being cut out of the latest Star Trek and this straigh to DVD trash….which I’m sure has given her a nice reality chekc, has toned down her ego and if you happen to stumble into the bar she hard drinks at, I can only assume it’ll end in back alley blowjobs…cuz I bitch has gotta eat and her actual career isn’t really doing it for her…but maybe that’s cuz she’s too full of shit to go topless and show her actual tits…she’s one of those…who until she learns to sacrifice herself for content…especially when B-Movies are all she’s getting…she deserves the fate her prude ass has left in the couch of her life…
Here’s the shitty clip from Night of Demons…without the tit cuz the file was corrupt…but you still get a sense of her great acting..
And here’s Shannon Elizabeth someone who proved that despite going topless in a big movie, keeping that interest from the public up hasn’t been as easy as her hot body expected…amd Bobbi Sue Luther doing a stupid lesbian themed dance….
The thing that throws me off about this movie, is the last time I was drunk with a girl who had whiskers drawn on her, she ended up getting peed on in a fire escape and her Russian husband wasn’t too happy about it…but seeing Shannon Elizabeth have her face ripped off was kinda hot…if you’re a psychopath.
Sidenote – I think Diora Baird has the single ugliest Wikipedia picture on Wikipedia…Change that shit up yo.
Posted in:Diora Baird|Shannon Elizabeth
2010
18
Oct
It is Canadian Thanksgiving….So I’ve been sleeping all day and drinking all night…partying with the suits on Sundays cuz they don’t normally party on Sundays, cuz that she’s a work night, like they were 15 and still living with their parents on a school night, cuz I guess some people like growing up….I don’t know why I do it, I don’t talk to anyone, they just give me dirty looks, and only sometimes can I find a horny fat chick willing to buy me drinks cuz I’m willing to talk to her and make her feel like the dirty pig she’s always wanted to be.
That said, I just woke up and all I’ve go lined up is this Diora Bair fondling her tits for FHM….I am just not sure who Diora Baird is, but I think she may be that Darva Conger bitch who was on that millionaire marriage show who did Playboy, but I am probably wrong.
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