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2010

03

Jun

Katy Perry Sloppy as Fuck in her Workout Gear of the Day

I think Katy Perry has one leg shorter than the other, or some other inbred shit is going on, because everytime I see her in motion, I think bitch is a fuckin’ retard who somehow escaped the institution because her retardation wasn’t anything too debilitating that she couldn’t get by on her own, she just has to look like a wonky drunken handicapped person when walking, which doesn’t really get in the way, but still looks retarded….but not as retarded as her body…seriously….this girl is build like a garbage bag filled with dog shit…she is disgusting no matter how strong her push up bra squeezes her fat gut into cleavage worth fucking and here she is in workout gear despite the fact that her stomach makes it pretty clear there is no fucking way she does anything in the gym beyond squeezing her sloppy body into the workout gear…she’s a fucking lie and that’s all I have to say about that…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Katy Perry|Sloppy|Workout Gear

2010

03

Jun

Miranda Kerr is a Catholic School Girl for Numero of the Day

Numero #114 Miranda Kerr from Greg Kadel Studios on Vimeo.

Miranda Kerr is doing some Fifth Element meets Catholic School Girl meets fetish club in this latest photoshoot for Numero magazine. She’s showing her tits, which is good, because she’s a model and a model is essentially just an overpaid stripper who doesn’t look like her face and pussy are falling off due to use, crack addiction, many babies with different men, a broken life of suffering, struggle and doin’ whatever it takes to feed their kids cuz their shitty implants fucked up the milk producing ability, only better….

If you can afford their day rate, pretend you’re a photographer, and set up an elaborate scene….bitch will take off her fucking clothes and do whatever it takes, and that’s always nice when her career is based on being in lingerie and swimsuits, making us need to see her nipple color, shape, size and texture to help us get off to her….we’re desensitized and have more needs than we used to.

I don’t really get the whole Catholic Schoolgirl fetish. The reality is that every Catholic Schoolgirl I have ever met has been heavy into blow and fucking….shit oppresses them so much that even when they are 20 they have ill-feelings about the nuns, but more importantly, the way they rebel is always with their pussies. This one I used to fuck would make me fuck her with a virgin mary statue she stole from her mom years earlier cuz it was the only way she could cum. I am not even joking about the shit, it’s like Catholicism totally fucks people up in a pretty decent way when you’re on the receiving end….not that you care about me fucking….

But you do care about Miranda Kerr in this photoshoot….and here are the pics…

Posted in:Catholic Schoolgirl|Miranda Kerr|Photoshoot|Tits

2010

02

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

My day started with my dog pissing on me. Then moved onto me hearing two teenage girls talking about getting wet and not getting turned on. To coming home to hear my wife crying in the corner because she was out of ice cream and wanted more ice cream. That lead to her getting mean because I spent her last 5 dollars until her check comes in tomorrow. Forcing me to go update a site no one reads on the fire escape cuz she can’t squeeze through the winder and now I can go get my motherfucking self some drink….my life sucks, but yours doesn’t so here are my stepLINKS to make your day a better one…

If Lindsay Lohan Had a Penis, She Would Be Waving It at the Legal System Right Now
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And On the 8th Day god Created….
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Because I Know You Need Some Help Through The Week. We All Do
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Kate Beckinsale Makes Being a Mommy Look Good
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What That Giant Sinkhole in Guatemala Really Means About the State of our Planet
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The 20 Hottest Pics Of The Sexy Bellator Ring Girls
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Model Alice Dellal Hairy Upskirt
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The Hottest 100 Sluts Of The Decade
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Jiminy Cricket Says: I’d Hit It
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Brooke Sheilds and Her Entire Family Are Going to Murdered By PETA When They See This Shit
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Frozen Face or Not, I’d Still Fuck Courtney Cox
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Katie is Playing With Her Pussy
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Six Perky Titties Get It On
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T&A Courtesy of Aurelie Claudel
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The Swedish, Naked Balloon Dance
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Tori Black Gets Loose
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Baja is All Painted Like a Tiger….And Naked
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That Howling Coming from Khloe’s Womb Area Wasn’t Just Gas From the Wart Hog She Attacked and Fed on During the Night.
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Ashley Simpson Bikini Comeback
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Zoe and Shyla Fuck Around and Look Good Doing It – VIDEO
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Wow, Check Out the Photoshop Here
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Jessica Biel is a Cover Girl
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What Do These Poor Unfortunate Souls Have In Common????
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Kylie Minogue Is Still Fuckable After All These Years
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Jana Cova is Playing in Lingerie
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Some Hot Sluts and the World Cup
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Some Liz Hurley Hotness
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Kissing Girls Anyone?
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Mary Elizabeth Winstead is the Weird Artist Chick We All Should Have Fucked In Highschool
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Star Wars: Episode Brazil – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Sexy Celebrities with Ugly Significant Others: A Field Guide
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Snooki Turns to YouTube For A New Man – VIDEO
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The Dos and Don’ts of Soul Selling
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Sexy Asian Chicks Dances To Spy Music Wearing a Vag Chandelier
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Christie Brinkley
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Lezzie Sluts Anyone? – VIDEO
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

02

Jun

Laetitia Casta Topless and Dancing in Gainsbourg of the Day

I assume this is a movie about Serge Gainsbourg, who was some French lounge singer all the hipsters love, he banged a lot of women, he lived the good life, he became a legend but more importantly, he banged Brigitte Bardot and here is a scene where Laetitia Casta, one of the models everyone loved in the late 90s cuz she had great tits, but who never amounted to much, is showing off some tit and a mole she may want to get checked out…..

Posted in:Brigitte Bardot|Gainsbourg|Laetitia Casta|Topless

2010

02

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

Here is some shit going on in the news….because real people are more fun than celebrities…most of the time….because real people always remind me how fucked our world is and how doomed we are…while celebrities just distract me from the end of the world…good times….

15% of Drivers Say They’ve Had Sex While Driving – You Aren’t Part of that stat – Virgin….

Man Accused of Repeated Sex Crimes
A 69-year-old Prescott Valley man has been arrested after allegations arose that he committed sexual offenses with multiple male victims over 100 times.

Memphis Principal Cries Foul on Facebook Prank, Page Said He Liked to Nail Students

Man runs down ex, her new boyfriend in Massachusetts

Samurai Sword Used in Death of LA Man
LA Police are searching for a man who killed an ex-employee with a Samurai-style sword.

BONUS –

Bill Cosby Falls on TV News Set – Even though he is a celebrity -and this was supposed to not be about celebs- It’s funny.

Posted in:stepNEWS

2010

02

Jun

Ivanka Trump is a Big, Lumpy Bitch of the Day

I think Ivanka Trump has been spending too much time sitting behind the desk her daddy bought her, working the job her daddy gave her, because she’s got that whole “I sit at a desk working for a billion dollar company, so I don’t have much time to work out, but I do have a lot of time to order in food, or get my assistant to order in food, because I’m just a lazy rich girl, riding the family wave”…and that doesn’t bother me…I mean I almost respect the fact that she wants to make something of herself, but she would have been better off just spending her dad’s money, spending the day hanging out at the spa, experimenting with expensive diets, until her very rich Jewish husband she converted for knocks her up, and she’s forced to spend 9 months waiting to pawn it off to the nanny, so that she can go back to shopping, spa days and sitting…what the fuck is she trying to prove?!

She is fucking dumpy, lumpy and big. Sure she has a hired fat ass to stand next to and have hold her umbrella to make her look skinnier, but the spanx aren’t holding up and her ass is one a retired farmer may be impressed by becuase it reminds him of those erotic days he spent inseminating cows, but for me it’s too sloppy for a set of big tits to distract me from….I’m picky when it comes to commenting on pictures…but not so picky when it comes to real life….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Big|Ivanka Trump

2010

02

Jun

Vanessa Hudgens Shows Off Some Leg of the Day

What ever happened to Vanessa Hudgens. She had a few minutes of fame, back when she wasn’t showing off her chimpmunk face but was showing off her chimpmunk pussy. Shit was fuzzier than something you’d feed in the park, but for some reason it made me want to rub my hands through it, despite knowing the Disney Execs had beat me to herand her boyfriend Efron has made her strap on and fuck him like the little bitch he is, but now she is fucking boring…Here she is at some boring bottom feeder event…wearing something as sexy as the bitches at the last funeral you went to…hardly showing off skin…putting focus on her chimpmunk face…forgetting that we’ve all seen her awkward body naked…and the whole thing is a let down…you know when I saw those pics of her leak…I believed she was ready to take the role of slutty starlet from the generation of bitches who helped built this site with their nipples and pussies over the last decade…but instead it seems like bitch has gone conservative….I am just posting this now, cuz it’s never too late to release your pussy lip to the public again…once a slut willing to get naked, always a slut willing to get naked, it will do wonders for her career and it is safe to say that we are ready for a pussy lip comeback tour…just a heads up….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Leg|Vanessa Hudgens

2010

02

Jun

Leah Michele from Glee Shitty Upskirt on Stage of the Day

Here is a shitty quality picture of Leah Michele, the Jewish girl from Glee, flashing her ass on stage, because she’s not just on an obnoxious TV show, but she’s also obnoxious in her downtime. I don’t find the bitch hot, she irritates me like the whiney Japs I see talking about their manicure color, but mainly because her face is fucking busted…you’d think she’d take some of her Glee money and sort that abstract painting that is her face structure and layout and sort it the fuck out…it’s like she’s the JENGA game after shit’s fallen apart and the kid is too lazy to play another game….Play another game Leah Michele….put that broken shit back together…or you can just keep taking pictures like this…because staring at your ass distracts from your face…it is the whole reason fucking toothless washed-up crackwhores doggy style was invented…

Posted in:Leah Michele

2010

02

Jun

Miley Cyrus’ Concert is Kiddie Porn of the Day

Here is the flaw in the Sex Offender laws..you see, in American, we aren’t allowed to fuck anyone under 18, but people under 18 like to get fucked….and you end up getting bitches like Miley pretty much fucking on stage…or at least wanting guys to think she is fucking on stage…in a way that you’d expect her to throw herself at you if you were an exec at Disney or someone who isn’t as much of a loser as you actually are…and if you were to give in and fuck her…you get arrested…so the laws should be re-worked so that 17 year olds who try to give anyone over 18 a hard-on get in trouble for taunting, teasing and tormenting us…cuz if you hang a piece of meet in front of a dog’s face long enough, you’re gonna get bit…kinda thing…

Either way, here she is in concert, slutting out….and I’m not complaining…I just hope these pictures don’t get you arrested when you take your computer in to get fixed.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Miley Cyrus|Slut

2010

02

Jun

Michelle Trachtenberg Has her Period of the Day

I think there is a responsibility a girl has when she decides to be Hollywood. Sure Michelle Trachtenberg isn’t anything major. I think she’s got a low level role on Gossip Girl and may still be riding off her Buffy money, but she’s still on fucking TV, she still writes she’s an Actor when she applies for credit cards, and apparently she doesn’t take that duty too seriously. She is in the public eye. She needs to make dudes want to fuck her to get better paying gigs, instead she gives us this lazy, sloppy, pig of a person mess. That lack of drive or interest in turning us on has got to be the reasy why she’s got a pretty ghetto career….so here she is dressed like a slob fat chick on her period. Who knows, maybe that’s a niche fetish, and she’s catering to you…but I think she needs to go back the drawing board…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Michelle Trachtenberg|Sloppy