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Kendall Jenner’s Asshole Behind Thong of the Day

Dakota Johnson Not Fanning on a Slutty Hike of the Day

Leni Klum or her Friend has Her Ass Out in Tight Shorts of the Day

Christina Hendricks Still has her Tits of the Day

Anna Paulina Luna in her Bathing Suit of the Day

2010

Jun

Shauna Sand’s Plastic Pussy Works the Street of the Day

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I have a soft spot for Shauna Sand and it is located in the women’s panties I am unfortunately wearing because we don’t do laundry and my wife is fat enough to make the shit fit like boxers. Sure, I find getting hard a challenge as I get older and the affects of hard drinking take hold, but I still find some of the most vile looking pussy worth fucking. I’m talking real poor, real dirty, real desperate, real affordable. The kind of pussy you would normally not even throw a dollar at on the street when it is playing the flute…I guess it’s got more to do with the fact that this gutter pussy that is Shauna Sand, and I really mean getter pussy, cuz if you’ve seen the Shauna Sand sex tape , you will know shit is beat the fuck up, discolored and possibly dead, doesn’t accept that she’s gutter. Sure she films herself fucking, she has shitty fake tits, she dresses in cheap sex store clothes, but she’s still all fucking hollywood, and I hate a bitch who is delusional…It’s like accept that you are meant to be working the street to pay your rent and not working the street to impress the paparazzi. I hate this bitch….and here are some pics for those of you who like seeing trash try hard to turn her vile self into an aging, melting, pornographic plastic barbie doll gone seriously wrong…something I like to call a pocket pussy I wouldn’t fuck and I never turn down a plastic pussy unless it’s still warm from the dude who used it before me.

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2010

Jun

stepLINKS of the Day

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I just pissed all over my shirt and pants in a public bathroom an hour away from home and I’m not the keep so hydrated and healthy by drinking my 9 glasses of water all day at the office to stay fueled for my hot yoga class and I’m not the haven’t had more than one glass of wine a week to feel wild in my boring suburban, trying to stay healthy life and I’m not the insides so healthy my piss isn’t dark brown and doesn’t smells like feces, rotting cabbage, coffee and asparagus…..so I gotta walk out with this huge wet stain that stinks and pretend there’s nothing wrong with me….and I will tell you that it’s not a proud moment…good thing I have no shame….here are my stepLINKS….

Let’s Cyber
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Christina Ricci Has Some Underboob Cleavage
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Let’s Laugh At Gwyneth Paltrow’s Fish Taco
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Just Because You’re Going to Die Alone Doesn’t Mean You Can’t Pretend To Get Laid Now
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Tripping or Not, I’d Still Bang Vanessa Hudgens
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Seriously, Who Gives a Shit About Summer Movies? – VIDEO
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The Hottest Relatives of Atheletes of All Time
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Kim Kardashian’s Hottest Twitter Pics
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Anna Paquins Wet, Hard Nipples
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41 Year Old Virgin – Bitch Fight – VIDEO
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A Little Kate Hudson, Just Cause
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Check Out Aimee in the Bedroom
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If You Think She’s Not Gonna fit It In, Think Again – VIDEO
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In Case You Missed The Electric Daisy Carnival Audition – VIDEO
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Emily Senko is On Hot Piece
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Victoria Silvstead in a Swimsuit
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Some Audrey Bitoni for Good Measure
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Whoa, Check Out the Ass on Maria
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Kim Zolciak Showing Off Her Juicy Gutter Trash Tits
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Zoe and Shyla Get It On – VIDEO
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Bar Rafaeli Looks Hot While Shopping
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Three Cherrs for Cleavage
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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Rose Byrne is a Raunchy Greek
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Sarah Silverman May Be Ugly, But Man She Knows How to Prove a Point
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Here’s the 911 Call That Was Made Before Gary Coleman Was Taken to the Hospital and Died
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Peaches Likes to Please Herself – VIDEO
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Adriana Lima in Lingerie
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Yeah I’d Bang Chloe And Her High Waist Mom Jeans
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Here’s a HUGE Playmate Gallery Round Up
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Busty Teen Oils Up Her Tits
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Rachel Bilson and Her Tight Body Run Some Errends
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Cat Fart on a Dog Face – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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I Know This is All a Publicity Stunt, But Man How Awesome WouldIt Be If Spencer Pratt Was Really Losing His Mind?
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Miley Cyrus is a Slut Onstage
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Crazy and Desperate, But Jennifer Aniston is Still Looking Hot
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Helicopter Crash Holy Shit – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Amii Grove is Nude and Wet
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Tera Patrick is Red Hot
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Thing That Rich Ass Kids Have
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8 Ways to Assure You’ll Fail a Sobriety Test
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2010

Jun

Megan Fox is Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Megan Fox and her Handler – Brian Austin Green from 90210 are scrambling. The fact that she may not get booked for Transformers is the harsh reality that her career may be coming to an end fast. You know because she’s a whole lot of fucking hype, she’s not nearly as hot as everyone thinks she is, and the fact that people are starting to drop her from her biggest movie and the movie will still be a huge money maker cuz they brought in hotter pussy, will just solidify the fact that she’s useless, talentless and not needed….she is just a hired gun that is replacable…and not a celebrity that movies need to ensure success…so they hit the idiot drawing board and figured that the best way to get back in the public eye is to let her out of her cage and get her into a bikini cuz bikinis always get noticed…unfortunatley for her, she’s no where near as exciting in a bikini as she used to be…

We lost a Golden Girl today…and I think these pictures will solidify that Megan Fox was never a Golden Girl she was marketed as…she’s just smoke and mirrors and hopefully we’ve lost the general consensus that she was anything but that. Let’s hope this is an RIP to her career…..may her journey back to her white trash suburban life be as fun as her climb away from it….and for our sake…let’s hope for lots of sex tape desperation…cuz we all know it will get to that level and we’ll love participating in it…..

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2010

Jun

Chantelle Houghton Impotency Campaign for PETA of the Day

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I don’t really know who Chantelle Houghton is, but apparently she’s from the UK and was on some Big Brother bullshit a few years ago and has been riding that shit for the last 4 years. She was a low level UK glamor model who got in her lingerie, showed off her tits and played the UK media despite not being hot, interesting or relevant in any way at all…

But for some reason it helped getting her to this level of fame where she gets to be the face of PETA’s Go Vegetarian campaign…because meat apparently makes you impotent…despite her body shape and size being something I don’t suggest anyone taking any diet advice from…because according to her dress size, her idea of Vegetarian seems to be eating nothing but potato chips, cookies and cake…..useless fucking pig….

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2010

Jun

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here’s today’s news….

Woman Told She Was “Too Sexy” To Work For Citigroup Bank

Man Throws Kitties Out Of Car Window
A man was arrested after he threw kittens out of the window of his moving vehicle.

Inmates Got Talent Show

Caught on Tape: British Car Launches Into Air at Toll Booth

John Mark Karr Wanted for Death Threats to Teen

ATL Teen Hit in Face with Bleach Filled Balloons

Woman advertises housecleaning service in the nude!

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2010

Jun

Rachel Bilson’s Thick Hips in Tight Jeans Shows Off Her Box of the Day

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I don’t know what that Canadian Farm Boy from Star Wars did to Rachel Bilson….I don’t know what kind of spell he’s got her under so that she doesn’t get off her ass and become the Hollywood slut she was destined to be…but I do know that nothing lasts forever and that she will realize all the fun, work and goodtimes she’s missing out on by being with his boring, miserable self…She’s looking thicker, stalkier, dull and like she’s given the fuck up. She’s lost her edge, soon she’ll be in her 30s and starting a family and all the greatness that could have been totally lost….I mean I can’t even get hard while she’s out on the street flashing her box…cuz the box she’s flashing is an actual fucking box and not the young starlet with no panties on box I want to see. It’s depressing.

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Posted in:Rachel Bilson|Tight Jeans

2010

Jun

Bidget Marquardt in a Romper for the Infantilism Fetshists of the Day

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One of the weirdest fetishes I’ve come face to face with in the bedroom was when I was slamming this bitch who was into Infantilism. We had been fucking for a few weeks when she opened up to me and told me that she wanted to not only get me in a diaper, but wanted me to shit myself in that diaper, which wasn’t too hard for me, but it was kinda hard when she started fingering herself and moaning as she cleaned me up while talking to me in babytalk…I took the blowjob…and went along with the whole thing, but couldn’t really grasp the psychology behind the shit and wanted to stay the fuck away from it, but it was before the internet and before I knew there was a movement….a movement that must be real fucking happy because Rompers are in style and now everyday hot pussy is out in the shit daily…sure they are walking around and not crawling or in adult sized cribs, but shit’s one step closer to getting the whole world in on what they’ve been into for so long…it’s like this fashion item is opening doors into their world and making the weirdness ok….cuz if you’re like me, and not even into infantilism, you can appreciate the jakced-up pussy hugging while ass and titty grabbing from one piece of clothing at the same time ….and if you can’t you’re the fucking weird one….

So heres Bridget Marquardt proving that not only do you not have to be into infantilism, but you don’t have to be hot to make the Romper a sexy choice when dressing….

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2010

Jun

Hayden Panettiere Is a Dude of the Day

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Hayden Panettiere has always been built like a dude and like the girl in my highschool who was asked to leave the girl’s washroom cuz they thought she was a dude when she was 13, she’s only gonna get more and more dyke as she get’s older….

She is disgusting and I never understood why everyone was so into her. I can only assume it was just the power of media because she was marketed as a hot young thing despite being built like a male midget who gets shot out of cannons at the circus….because the power of media makes dudes think they are supposed to find specific girls hot..even when they aren’t…and if we don’t find them hot…we feel like we may be gay and we don’t want people thinking we are a bunch of closet cases…we listen to what we are told…and repeat it…even if listening to what we are told makes us look like bigger closet caases…becuase the bitch we are freaking out over is a dude…..

I always found her vile, but realize that pussy is just pussy and as long as there’s a promise that there’s a pussy…thats good enough for us…

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Posted in:Dyke|Gender Bender|Hayden Panerttiere

2010

Jun

Amy Winehouse’s Fake Tits of the Day

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I’ve always loved Amy Winehouse. I found her the hottest fucking pussy to hit the pop music scene. Not only did she sing like a black woman in the subway station I used to try to offer an extra dollar for a back alley blowjob to, but she also had serious fucking sex appeal. She always looked so fucking gutter all the fucking time….you know thanks to her drug addiction and lack of caring that left her skinny, dirty looking, toothless, unshowered and definitely something that smelled like piss, shit, cum and rotting flesh, that just felt like home to me…..but I think it had more to do with her being Jewish and my entire life I’ve had a Jewish girl fetish but they never really gave into my demands, I figured I’d be the source of their rebellion, you know the ultimate fuck you to their dad’s, but instead, they just ignore me and try to cross the street when I walk by, while Winehouse seemed like an accessible Jew, one who wouldn’t kick me out of her pussy if I was up inside her, even if it was in a rape situation, because that takes too much attention away from getting her next fix….I guess she’s just a package deal, and despite being so emaciated, she managed to keep her tits, mainly cuz they are fake tits now…but still give the affect of Fat tits on Skinny Body I’ve grown to love…

Here are the pics…

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Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Implants

2010

Jun

Vienna Girardi Bikini Ass of the Day

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Here is some attention whore named Vienna Girardi’s ass in her bikini….

She’s from the show The Bachelor…which pretty much means she’s trying to get noticed, because bitches don’t sign-up for that shit lookin’ for love, but instead sign-up looking to be famous, cuz there’s a breed of pussy that think they have what it takes to make it, they just haven’t had the right exposure to date or some shit…

I hate the show The Bachelor. I find it disgusting. I don’t understand why any network in the USA would co-sign, produce and release it to the public, especially when that network is ABC, which is some Disney owned shit….

I have no morals, I love fucking whores, I love doing dirty things in general and I don’t mind being seen as a creep, freak or pervert but I expect the mainstream media to have morals, because that’s what America is all about, it is the American way, you know, the balance of the hypocrisy of the super Christian wholesome existance and the reality that everyone is sex crazed money hungry perverts…

So whenever this shit hits and I see a group of girls slutting out for the attention of one dude…and the American public, all while America watches intensely…Part of me realizes we have some fucking hope… and that one day girls won’t get mad when you date them and 10 other girls at the same time, but also that TV will mimic real life…which in your case makes for some real boring programming…cuz watching a motherfucker jerk off on his computer before taking out the trash before having dinner with his mom is not that stimulating…but it is exciting when the prude shit shoved down our throats slowly loosens-up so that one day I’ll see fucking on primetime…

SO I’m not too sure if The Bachelor is the fall of society or breaking down boudaries…I just know I hate the shit…but then again…I’m not a married woman in a 9 to 5 job looking for some excitement cuz emotionally eating isn’t cutting it for me anymore…

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