Katie Price is my favorite mother of a retard now that Kelly Preston’s kid is dead, and I haven’t been seeing enough of her….So when I saw these pics, I instinctively jumped at the shit….but if I actually sit down and think about it, I am amazed at how famous and successful this whore got just for a set of really big fake tits…it is the best 5000 dollars she ever spent. With a little motivation, networking, sex tapes and scandals she got off the stripclub stage and some how into the UK pop culture, because 90 percent of the UK are working class peasants who are into this look, and despite not ever letting herself get fat like most people, she’s managed to keep her figure, but she can’t really say the same for her face, that hasn’t taken to the plastic surgery quite as well as the rest of her…
Either way, here’s her tight mom body for old times…
If you are wondering why Ryan Seacrest is so excited in these pictures, it is not because he’s in love, it’s cuz she told him she will strap it on for him tonight so that he doesn’t have to actually play out this lie to a level he is uncomfortable with, that or she just told him that she convinced the male crew of the yacht they are on to wear the little boy shorts and to serve him only when they are aroused and that instead of retiring to their quarters after sunset, they are to retire inside his ass unprotected and he just can’t thank this bitch enough….Her name is Julianne Hough, she probably has the same publicist as Seacrest..and since she’s one of the dancers from Dancing with the Stars and if there is one thing dancers know, it’s how to deal with fags. I don’t know who they are trying to fool…
I like to watch the kids in the ghetto playing. Not because I am a pervert, because it reminds me what is important in life, stealing to get ahead….I also like watching old ladies struggle to pick up shit they dropped, because I am a pervert and cleavage is fucking cleavage and it doesn’t matter how old or dying it is as long as shit is bent the fuck over to take away the old lady sag……I also like to click on my stepLINKS and I hope you do too….actually I don’t really care what you are into…I just say that I do to keep you around, cuz without you, I am all alone with my big round man tits that I grew in the event that I felt this lonely….
I don’t know who this bitch is, but she’s in a bikini and if I’ve learned one thing from Facebook, it’s that I don’t need to know who the bikini is on, I just need to see the bikini on. I feel like I get repetitive about this shit, but it’s summer and I kinda love the shit, and for a man who hates everything, at least let me have this….
She’s supposed to be a socialite, which pretty much means she’s rich and unemployed and I’m okay with that, cuz of the bikini….it cures all the world problems….
Here are some pictures of Lohan training, cuz that’s what ex-drug addicts do when they try to get their lives back together, it is also what people who are about to go to jail do when they want to make sure they have enough muscle to throw their pussy of choice to the ground before eating it…Not that Lohan is actually going to go to jail, that shit is all marketing and I have a feeling didn’t even go down in a courtroom but on a soundstage like a reality TV show, or the Truman show or some shit. They are fucking with us…and here are some pics…I hate giving this cunt more press…but I do it anyway….
Looks like Roger Federers is the only athlete in his family, he is the only one who breaks a sweat and I don’t mean from trying to get up from sitting on his fat ass all day, I’m talking from sport, while she just spends his winnings on donuts…or at least that’s what it looks like…
Here are some recent bikini pics of Sofia Vergara and they are fuckin’ huge….at least her tits are…I figure there’s nothing worth getting excited for when you see a South American hooker with the dumbest sized tits I’ve seen since walking by the projects this morning and a braless native who was drunk and probably birthed a dozen kids gave me a toothless smile, but then again that bitch wasn’t the total package, and I’m not sure this Vergara bitch is, but I do know that she knows how to suck dick proper, cuz immigrants don’t get on hit shows all that easy, and sometimes that, coupled with big fucking tits, is enough to get a huge male fanbase…and here are the pics…
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I love white bikinis no matter who they are on…because white bikinis get see thru…and bitches generally don’t realize it cuz they paid 120 dollars for it and assume that shit is designed to get wet…so they don’t check….even when they are on fat bitches cuz apparently when you are a Princess and you have all the money in the world, arranged marriages, or at least a handful of men courting you cuz you’re a fucking Princess, you don’t really have to spend much time at the gym, you just sit and wait to be served, when you’re not getting paparazzi pictures taken of your dumpy ass on some ridiculous yacht as you live the good life…possibly a little too good….cuz that river you made in your backyard of hot melted chocolate may have been money better spent on lipo. You fucking pig.
Her name is Princess Beatrice and I think I may be in love….but then again I have no taste excpet for fast greasy foods that and high fructose corn syrup….making this bitch a fuckin’ dream….
There’s a funny thing that comes with dating the Olsen Twins, Paris Hilton and a whole lot of other Hollywood pussy over the last decade because you are from a billionaire greek shipping family, and that funny thing is still being able to get pussy, cuz pussy loves associating itself with dick has money and status that’s been inside pussy that has money and status, even if that dick is scabby….It’s the playboy lifestyle….and here’s some dumb bitch who now has herpes thanks to her eager vagina trying to climb the ladder in a pretty obscure way…since no one gives a fuck abotu Stavros…unless maybe you’re in a VIP section with him and you get introduced to him and remember that he was the guy who fucked all the starlets…because no one more important or relevant happens to be at that club…
Either way, bitch is a slut and I love sluts, even if their vaginas were tainted a few hours after these pics were taken…but were probably tainted many years ago…cuz it takes experience for a nobody to get to this level of D-List cock….or not….
I don’t know if these pictures of Jessica Simpson crushing her man are becasue she’s so happy to finally have an opportunist commit to her she just can’t contain herself that she jumps on the motherfucker so that she crushes his legs and he never runs away – or if she doesn’t realize that she’s a hefty fucking bitch who weighs a lot more than she thinks she does – so she does cutsey things that cute girls can pull off, but are just scary when a tank does it – or maybe she’s just happy she found a dude who can lift her up without throwin’ out his back and she gets a kick out of it and keeps doing it on repeat like the retard that she is…But I guess none of that matters but what does matter is that she’s not wearing a bikini when all this goes down, cuz fat or not, I like to see all bitches half naked, it’s a fetish.
