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2010

09

Jul

Leighton Meester or Blake Lively in a Romper of the Day

Here are the trash from Gossip Girl filming a scene. One of them is wearing a romper, but I am not sure who, because they both look the fucking same and I’ve never taken the time to really differentiate the two. I just know one was born to a criminal mother in a halfway house before taking the values her momma taught her to whore herself out to the right people cuz using your pussy for personal gain isn’t wrong, just make sure you get the most for it so you end up with riches instead of in the gutter so she became a fetish model and somehow that managed to make her a big star…who may be the bitch in the romper and I fucking love rompers, not because they remind me of little kids, but because they jack up pussy, ass and tit at the same time, something I’ve been trying to master…

On a sidenote, whatever the fuck is going on in this scene looks really fucking believable…what a joke…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Blake Lively|Leighton Meester

2010

09

Jul

Ashley Tisdale Ugly Watch of the Day

Yep. She’s still ugly. Unless Asymmetrical faces are your thing. You know the kind of shit sunglasses don’t fit on proper on cuz it is so fucking uneven that it looks like she was beat the fuck down with a frying pan by her drunk father before she broke out of her abusive home, lied about her age with her mother and auditioned for Disney and it worked cuz you gotta have at least one ugly girl to make the ugly girls watching feel comfortable and able to relate to it….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Ashley Tisdale

2010

09

Jul

Pre-Fall Edition of V Magazine Sluts of the Day

V Magazine proves that if you pretend you’re a fashion publication, you can get away with posting erotica cuz people will think it is art, and will still advertise on your shit and acknowledge you as a contributing member of society, but when you take the same pictures of Adriana Lima, Lily Donaldson, Eniko Mihalik, Isabeli Fontana and Natasha Poly on the cover of some magazine and talk about how you’d like to undress each of these bitches with your dick after kidnapping them by threatening that if they ever leave you, you will kill their family like you were Victoria’s Secret, only to…you get called inappropriate. Fascists.

Posted in:V Magazine

2010

09

Jul

RIP Megan Fox Motherfucker of the Day

Here is a picture of Megan Fox in the beginning…when she was just a high school girl who had dreams of Hollywood, when more than just her local football team wanted to fuck her, but a place where people like that guy from 90210 would get up inside her…

And Here is a picture of her 10 years later in the end….after she got that acting career…she got that guy from 90210 she was crushing on back in high school…even though no one else wanted him and it wasn’t that challenging….especially since he was brainwashing her into staying with him when everyone else in Hollywood wanted him….

Now that her career has dried up and now with this marriage her sex appeal has dried up it’s safe to say the next thing in life to dry up is her pussy, after it spits out a kid…

RIP Megan Fox or Megan Austin Green…the bitch no one gives a fuck about…

The good news for the Megan Fox fans is that this is probably all just a publicity stunt cuz nothing in Hollywood is real.

Posted in:Megan Fox

2010

09

Jul

Kelly Brook In Some Hot Geek Shit of the Day

Kelly Brook has got this game on lockdown, even though when you have tits like this, it doesn’t really take any effort to really get shit on lockdown, but whatever is going on, there is a revival in her busty career as a busty chick and virgins everywhere are going fucking nuts for her, even though she’s been around for 10 years doing the same thing, but whatever, I guess who really cares, cuz the more effort she puts into getting noticed, the more we see her hot tits semi-exposed and sometimes that’s good enough….actually…that’s always good enough….

Either way, here’s the video….

And Here are some of the pictures from Total Film Magazine, or what I like to call her latest PR vehicle to get entwined in the brains of geeks everywhere cuz they are loyal as shit and will lead to her getting gigs in big blockbuster comic book based movies like she was Olivia Munn…..

Posted in:Kelly Brook

2010

08

Jul

stepLINKS of the Day

Another ridiculously hot day that I didn’t spend at the public pool checking out half naked mom’s cooling off, but instead spent with an old lady in my building who smells like eggs and shit and who doesn’t shave her legs or armpits, but insists on walking around in her nightgown trying to feed me cat food, because she has air conditioning and I will sacrifice my dignity to not die from the heat…even though I’m Mexican and you’d think I’d be okay with the shit…well it turns out that I’m not…and that you’d just think that cuz you’re a fucking racist…

Here are my stepLINKS


Lindsay Lohan’s Post Jail Sentencing Bullshit Round Up
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THIS IS THE FUTURE AND SHOULD GIVE US ALL HOPE!
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Because Everyone Needs a Good Slut Now and Again
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Holly Madison’s Hottest Twit-Pics
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Elizabeth Hurley Cleavage Watch Part 124,323
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20 Hottest Girls in Bikinis Doing Handstands
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Did You See The Picture of Kesha With Cum All Over Her Chest
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The 50 Hottest College Football Fans of All Time
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It’s Claire Keim’s Birthday! Now Let’s Look At Her Tits!
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A Little Elle Macpherson
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Addison Has Play Time
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Hottest Volley Ball Beach Ball
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Have You Had a CANNEDWICH Today?!
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Amateur Shoves Her Fist Up Her Snatch – VIDEO
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Whoa Brandy is Looking Hot
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Zoe Saldana is Looking Good For Calvin Klein
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XXX Auditions – VIDEO
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Sammie and Jessica Will Make Your Day
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Brittany Dailey, Brooke Bailey & Kim Lee Do Photospread
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Larissa Riquelme Strips Down For Paraguay
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Lucky Lesbians Celeste Star and Capri Cavalli
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Who Is Mel Gibson Offending Today?
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2010 World Cup Girls: Dutch Hottie Will Attend World Cup Final!
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The 10 Awesome Whore Pictures Of The Day
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Rosie Huntington-Whiteley Flaunts Toned Tummy
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Yeah Jessica Alba is Still Hot
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Mmmmmmm Aria Giovanni
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Marisa Miller in Lingerie for FHM – VIDEO
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Some Sluts at the Chanel Fashion Show
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Mercedes Terrell Gallery
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Busty Chloe in the Bathtub
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Hilary Duff Makes For a Hot Nerd
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And That’s Why You Don’t
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Olivia Munn Hotness
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Wedding Photographer Fail
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Striptease of the Day
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Melissa Satta Bikini Candids
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Heather Sumers is All Alone
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And Now, The Saddest Letter Ever Written From a Kid at Camp
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Passage of California’s Prop 19 Could Slash Price Of Marijuna By 80%
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Posted in:stepLINKS

2010

08

Jul

Lady Gaga Gives Losers a Reason to Live of the Day

Lady Gaga was smart because she targeted the group of people who were “different”…you know the fucking losers with no friends who had nothing to identify with…who in their rebellion against the norm because they didn’t fit into the norm have decided that dressing like idiots on Halloween when it’s not Halloween because it shows the world who didn’t accept them that they don’t need us…even though whatever it is they are doing is trying harder to fit in by being different than when they were just closet cases quiet in the back of the classroom and no one noticed….

Remember that flaming Leave Britney Alone kid…well Lady Gaga’s music reaches out to that kind of shit and makes those idiots feel like they are a part of something that the rest of us don’t understand even though she’s mainstream as shit….I just find the whole thing kind funny….and unfortunately it’s not very sexy…cuz hot girls are too busy being hot that trying to get attention by being stupid…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Lady Gaga

2010

08

Jul

Ashley Greene Knows People Are Watching Her of the Day

I guess there’s nothing wrong with milking the fact that all eyes are on you cuz you’re part of the biggest fucking thing to hit hollywood there is and for some reason everyone thinks you’re the fucking hottest….This is the shit little kid dreams are fucking made of, and when you go to all the trouble of getting there, you might as well fucking play it up….so Here is Ashley Greene and her exposed stomach in little shorts doing what she’s supposed to…hopefully next time around there will be more pussy lip.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Ashley Greene

2010

08

Jul

Irina Shayk Lookin’ Good of the Day

Here’s Ronaldo’s model girlfriend cuz apparently he’s not gay and she is his proof, even though I think she may just be on payroll from his management because no one likes a gay soccer player…it would make all the passionate Europeans feel more awkward when they jerk off to him than they do now…Seriously, as much as people laugh at Ronaldo’s tight clothes and Euro haircut, the real issue are his fans who are are substantially more queer than him, cuz they actually climax watching him do his soccer thing, while he’s getting with models, not that any of that matters, cuz his pussy looks like a hot mess and I like it…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Irina Shayk

2010

08

Jul

Kim Kardashian Uses Lindsay Lohan for Publicity of the Day

Wasting our fucking resources. You know that when all these cops were “protecting” Lohan from the paparazzi….4 black kids got shot in the LA Projects….Hollywood people are excessive, disgusting, and now kill street kids and the whole thing annoys me, but not as much as how obvious Kim Kardashian is, Lohan is in the media so she befriends her and shows her support, kinda the same logic that went into the sex tape release. These Hollywood cunts don’t give a shit about anything but themselves and in Kim Kardashian’s case…eating…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Kim Kardashian