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2010

07

Jul

Kristin Cavallari Grocery Shopping in Leggings of the Day

You’d think at Kristin Cavallari’s level of success she’d be able to hire herself a Mexican to do her groceries for her, but then again she’s not really at any level of fame, and would probably be better off getting a perverted mexican to do it in exchange for dirty panties he can take home and fuck, and I know just the right person ready for that job, me.

Seriously, something about seeing a bitch doing errands when she could pay someone 30 dollars to do it for her is fucking hot to me, probably cuz the last time my wife went to an actual grocery store, she was asked to leave for making out with the baked goods or some shit…cuz she’s fat, lazy and really into food.

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2010

07

Jul

Stephanie Pratt Shitty See Thru of the Day

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At Stephanie Pratt’s level of fame – which is pretty much having no level of fame – other than being the pussy her bottom feeding brother learned to fuck on back when they were just crazy teenagers and their parents were out of town, she should know that if she’s gonna make an appearance that she wants to get noticed for, she should do it wearing pants with a hole in the crotch so the world can see the cunt Spencer used to cum all over and may still cum over, cuz everything else about him is bullshit and she’s the only thing that’s real….Step it up…

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2010

07

Jul

stepNEWS of the Day

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Here is some shit going on in the news….cuz this is the world we are a part of….and despite hating everyone I know or I have met…there’s just something about it that I love…

CT Priest Accused of Stealing $1 Million from Church for Gay Sex Romps

St. Louis Prostitute Attacks Man, Steals His Car

HIV Positive Prostitute Arrested in St. Louis

Man Threatens Rape Victim

Women in the Dallas area are horrified to learn that a man thought to be a friend to them was secretly taping them in his room.

Blackmailers are now hacking into computers to extort nude photos of young men and women to get them to perform sex acts on webcams. Police have started to crack down on this new crime. I need to get into this now….

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2010

07

Jul

Hilary Duff Covering Her Belly of the Day

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Here is Hilary Duff is covering her soon to be married stomach…maybe it’s cuz she’s fat from all the emotional eating that comes with dating a hockey player who only gets off when 3 other hockey players are in the room ravaging his soon to be wife’s cunt cuz hard hockey dick is his favorite…but she could also be pregnant…cuz that’s what little whores who get married after they’ve already made so much stupid money that they don’t know what else to with themselves but breed, but I think she’s probably just fat…and that’s all I have to say about that.

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2010

07

Jul

Jessica Alba at some Event of the Day

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Here is Jessica Alba looking old and washed up because she is old and washed up…you know since she had a kid and is a mom and shit that she should have waited a decade before doing, but instead decided to throw away whatever jobs she had lined up as the hottest bitch in Hollywood, to be replaced by all the other sluts eager to get noticed who don’t have kids, and she did it all to trap a motherfucker and the whole thing depresses me, but if you look at this shit cross-eyed after a few drinks she looks almost like she did 5 years ago when she mattered.

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2010

07

Jul

Jesus Does Playboy in Portugal of the Day

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I figured these pictures were worth posting, not because my name is Jesus, but because I love seeing European countries being far more liberal and daring than America, the place marketed as “The Land of Opportunity” and the “Home of the Free”, when I just deal with nothing but oppression and religious groups dominating laws, media and pretty much everything that labels me a porn site, that prevents the iPAD from having porn apps, and a whole lot of other sexual shit, but at least you fuckers have guns to kill each other cuz you don’t cum enough….

So here is Jesus in Playboy in Portugal for the religious Christians who accidentally land on my site and draft hate mail about how I am going to hell to have another group to target….and for the people who broke free from a religious upbringing to masturbate to like the girl I knew who used to use her mom’s virgin Mary statue as a dildo…

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2010

07

Jul

Classy Woman Beating Up a Dude in Video of the Day

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Here is a video straight from the projects of a man getting beat in front of the cops by a chick cuz he hit a girl and I guess she likes to defend vagina like some kind of superhero in the ghetto who instead of a cape wears stripper heels and capri style see thru leggings like she learnt self defense fucking up her pimp and she got tired of him fucking her up….and the whole thing reminds me why Rihanna got beat up by Chris Brown, cuz sometimes bitches from the Shanty get a little heated….like the bitch in the projects near my shithole who yelled at me for my dog pissing on her flowers, despite the building being a fucking government project and not her fucking house, so I told her to get back to suckin’ dick for 5 dollars to pay her subsidized rent and baby forumla/crack rock, and it didn’t end well, not because it got physical but because this bitch ended up falling over drunk, pissing all over herself before some dude carried her inside…to have his way with her while I just watched cuz I don’t care about the choices people make for themselves, especially when they run their mouths off at me instead of on me….

Either way, watch the video…

Posted in:Projects

2010

07

Jul

Blake Lively’s Legs of the Day

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People have found a new interest in Blake Lively, I’m not sure why, maybe it’s been slow and not enough relevant actors have been flashing their tits and cunt, or staging bikini pictures and sex tapes, but I’m thinking that maybe the industry has shifted since Gossip Girl hit and Blake Lively is now actually relevant, because compared to the other people who are getting airtime, like the Jersey Shore trash, she’s actually got purpose, and I guess I’m not complaining, because let’s face it, she does have it going on, and as much as it pains me to say anything good about irritating hollywood pussy….even when it is pussy I’d like to irritate the herpes on since getting famous usually means making some sacrifices and usually that sacrifice is your genitals thanks to unprotected sex with dirty producer dick….

Here are her legs…

Here are some pictures of Blake Lively’s grey bra…..

Here she is with Anna Wintour cuz I guess she’s trying to get on the cover of Vogue or to make it in the fashion industry or some shit I don’t care about and who really cares cuz she’s showing some cleavage….

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2010

07

Jul

Anna Faris is Not Hot of the Day

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Just a heads up, the bitch who gets cast as the “hot chick” is actually not hot at all, she’s got a shitty body and her chin looks like it’s trying to escape her face cuz there’s an all you can eat promotion going on at Pizza Hut or some shit…

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2010

07

Jul

Ginger Spice Slutty in the Airport of the Day

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Yesterday, I wrote about how I think Ginger Spice is horny cuz she feels her uterus drying up and knows that having an only child breeds nothing by spoiled annoying brat kids who don’t share and who don’t know how to be good wives…so she’s rubbing her pussy up against everything trying to keep it primed enough that one of her boyfriend’s sperm sticks, and here she is in shorts doing some doggy style post, cuz that’s what horny bitches do, it’s in their genetic code….like fucking apes in heat masturbating with found objects while all the little kids at the zoo watch and one weird teacher gets hard cuz ape pussy almost looks like human pussy…it’s actually only 2% different genetically, which is the logic the government used when tried to hide the fact that they started the AIDS virus to wipe out the blacks and gays…..

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